You've Forgotten My Dramatic Voiceover: Finding an Episode
Do you have hyperthymesia? If not, you've probably wracked your brain more than once, trying to remember which episode you saw something in. Now, in an attempt to prove the proverb that "two heads are better than one and a forumful of heads are better than that," there's a place to ask your fellow members to help you track something down. (And, before I forget, thanks to Extra_Cat for the idea.) I'm going to reserve the first two posts for lists of all the patients and clinic patients. It won't tell you all the episodes that have had clean rooms, but it may help jog your memory. POTWs 1.01 – Pilot — Rebecca Adler – worms 1.02 - Paternity — Dan - Subacute sclerosing panencephalitis (SSPE) 1.03 - Occam's Razor — Brandon Merrell - colchicine poisoning 1.04 – Maternity — Maxine Hartig, Baby Boy Chen-Lupino, et al – echovirus 11 1.05 - Damned If You Do — Sister Mary Augustine – copper allergy 1.06 - The Socratic Method — Lucy Palmeiro – Wilson’s disease 1.07 – Fidelity — Elise Snow – African sleeping sickness 1.08 – Poison — Matt Davis and Chi Ling – phosmet poisoning 1.09 – DNR — John Henry Giles - arteriovenous malformation 1.10 – Histories — Victoria Madsen - rabies 1.11 – Detox — Keith Foster - acute naphthalene toxicity 1.12 - Sports Medicine — Hank Wiggen – cadmium poisoning 1.13 – Cursed — Gabe Reilich - leprosy 1.14 – Control — Carly Forlano – congestive heart failure due to ipecac 1.15 - Mob Rules — Joey Arnello - Ornithine transcarbamylase deficiency 1.16 – Heavy — Jessica Simms – Cushing’s syndrome 1.17 - Role Model — Senator Garry H. Wright – Common variable immunodeficiency (CVID) 1.18 - Babies & Bathwater — Naomi Randolph – small-cell lung cancer 1.19 – Kids — Mary Carroll - thrombocytopenia purpura 1.20 - Love Hurts — Harvey Park - fulminating osteomylitis 1.21 - Three Stories — Farmer – strep; Susan – osteosarcoma; Dr. Greg House - infarction 1.22 - The Honeymoon — Mark Warner – acute intermittent porphyria 2.01 – Acceptance — Clarence - pheochromocytoma 2.02 – Autopsy — Andie - cancer 2.03 - Humpty Dumpty — Alfredo – psittacosis 2.04 - TB or Not TB — Dr. Sebastian Charles - Nesidioblastoma and tuberculosis 2.05 - Daddy's Boy — Carnell Hall – radiation sickness 2.06 – Spin — Jeff Forrester – pure red-cell aplasia (PCRA) and thymoma 2.07 – Hunting — Kalvin - echinococcus 2.08 - The Mistake — Kayla McGinley – bleeding ulcer, liver cancer 2.09 - Deception — Anica Jovanovich – Munchausen’s, infection 2.10 - Failure to Communicate — Fletcher Stone – cerebral malaria 2.11 - Need to Know — Margo Dalton – hepatocellular adenoma 2.12 - Distractions — Adam – antidepressant-induced seizures 2.13 - Skin Deep — Alex – testicular cancer and male pseudohermaphroditism 2.14 - Sex Kills — Henry Errington – brucellosis; Laura Neuberger - gonorrhea 2.15 - Clueless — Bob Palko – heavy metal poisoning 2.16 - Safe — Melinda Bardach – tick paralysis 2.17 - All In — Ian Alston – Erdheim-Chester 2.18 - Sleeping Dogs Lie — Hannah - plague 2.19 - House vs. God — Boyd – herpes encephalitis 2.20 & 2.21 — Euphoria – Joe Luria and Dr. Eric Foreman – Legionella and naegleria 2.22 - Forever — Kara and Mikey Mason – celiac disease 2.23 - Who's Your Daddy? — Leona – zygomycosis mold 2.24 - No Reason — none 3.01 - Meaning — Richard McNeil – hypothalamic dysregulation; Caren Krause - scurvy 3.02 - Cane & Able — Clancy Green - chimerism 3.03 - Informed Consent — Ezra Powell – amyloidosis subtype AA 3.04 - Lines in the Sand — Adam – raccoon roundworms 3.05 - Fools for Love — Tracy & Jeremy – hereditary angioedema 3.06 - Que Será Será — George – lung cancer 3.07 - Son of a Coma Guy — Kyle Wozniak – ragged-red fiber; Gabe Wozniak – vegetative state 3.08 - Whac-A-Mole — Jack Walters – chronic granulomatosis disease 3.09 - Finding Judas — Alice Hartman - erythropoietic protoporphyria 3.10 - Merry Little Christmas — Abigail Ralphean – Langerhans cell histiocytosis 3.11 - Words and Deeds — Derek Hoyt – spinal meningioma 3.12 - One Day, One Room — Eve – none 3.13 - Needle in a Haystack — Stevie Lipa – swallowed toothpick 3.14 - Insensitive — Hannah Morgenthal - tapeworm 3.15 - Half-Wit — Patrick Obyedkov – Takayasu syndrome 3.16 - Top Secret — John Kelley – hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia 3.17 - Fetal Position — Emma Sloan – maternal mirror syndrome 3.18 - Airborne — Peng – the bends; Fran – methyl bromide poisoning 3.19 - Act Your Age — Lucy and Jasper – testosterone overdose 3.20 - House Training — Lupe – staphylococcus aureus infection 3.21 - Family — Matty - histoplasmosis 3.22 - Resignation — Addie – attempted suicide/scar tissue bridging a vein and an artery 3.23 - The Jerk — Nate - hemochromatosis 3.24 - Human Error — Marina Hernandez – genetic defect/third ostium 4.01 - Alone — Megan Bradberry/Liz Masters – mistaken identity 4.02 - The Right Stuff — Captain Greta Cooper – Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome 4.03 - 97 Seconds — Stark – untreated Strongyloides stercoralis (threadworms) 4.04 - Guardian Angels — Irene – ergot poisoning 4.05 - Mirror, Mirror — Robert Elliot - eperythrozoon infection 4.06 - Whatever It Takes — Casey Alfonso – heatstroke; John – selenium poisoning 4.07 - Ugly — Kenny – Lyme disease 4.08 - You Don't Want to Know — Finn - lupus 4.09 - Games — Jimmy Quidd - measles 4.10 - It's a Wonderful Lie — Maggie – breast cancer 4.11 - Frozen — Dr. Cate Milton - atherosclerosis 4.12 - Don't Ever Change — Roz – nephroptosis/floating kidney 4.13 - No More Mr. Nice Guy — Jeff – Chagas disease 4.14 - Living the Dream — Evan Greer – quinine allergy 4.15 - House’s Head — none 4.16 - Wilson’s Heart — Dr. Amber Volakis – amantadine poisoning 5.01 - Dying Changes Everything — Lou – diffuse lepromatous leprosy 5.02 - Not Cancer — Apple – cancer stem cells 5.03 - Adverse Events — Brandon – bezoar 5.04 - Birthmarks — Nicole – needles in her brain 5.05 - Lucky Thirteen — Spencer – Sjögren’s 5.06 - Joy — Jerry Harmon & his daughter, Samantha – familial Mediterranean fever 5.07 - The Itch — Stewart Nozick – lead poisoning 5.08 - Emancipation — Sophia - leukemia 5.09 - Last Resort — Jason - melioidosis 5.10 - Let Them Eat Cake — Emmy – heredity coproporphyria 5.11 - Joy to the World — Natalie - eclampsia 5.12 - Painless — Jeff - epilepsy 5.13 - Big Baby — Sarah – ductus arteriosis 5.14 - The Greater Good — Dr. Dana Miller – ectopic endometriosis; Dr. Remy Hadley (Thirteen) - medication induced tumor 5.15 - Unfaithful — Father Daniel Bresson – Wiskott-Aldrich syndrome 5.16 - The Softer Side — Jackson Smith - dehydration 5.17 - The Social Contract — Nick Greenwald – Doege-Potter syndrome 5.18 - Here Kitty — Morgan West – carcinoid tumor on the appendix 5.19 - Locked In — Lee - leptospirosis 5.20 - Simple Explanation — Eddie – cardiac blastomycosis ; Charlotte – visceral leishmaniasis 5.21 - Saviors — Doug - sporotrichosis 5.22 - House Divided — Seth Miller - sarcoidosis 5.23 - Under My Skin — Penelope - gonorrhea 5.24 - Both Sides Now — Scott – propylene glycol-induced seizures 6.01 & 6.02 - Broken — none 6.03 - Epic Fail — Vince – Fabry’s disease 6.04 - The Tyrant — Dibala - blastomycosis 6.05 - Instant Karma — Jack – primary antiphospholipid syndrome 6.06 - Brave Heart — Donny – hereditary aneurysm 6.07 - Known Unknowns — Jordan – hemochromatosis & vibrio 6.08 - Teamwork — Hank Hardwick – extraintestinal Crohn’s 6.09 - Ignorance is Bliss — James Sidas – thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura 6.10 - Wilson — Tucker - leukemia 6.11 - The Down Low — Mickey – Hughes-Stovin 6.12 - Remorse — Valerie – Wilson’s Disease 6.13 - Moving the Chains — Daryl - melanoma 6.14 - 5 to 9 — none 6.15 - Private Lives — Frankie – Whipple’s disease 6.16 - Black Hole — Abby Nash - cerebellar schistosomiasis delayed hypersensitivity allergy 6.17 - Lockdown — Nurse Adrienne Maldonado – complex seizures 6.18 - Knight Fall — William – anabolic steroid abuse 6.19 - Open and Shut — Julia - Henoch-Schonlein purpura 6.20 - The Choice — Theodore Taylor – Chiari malformation 6.21 - Baggage — Sidney Merrick – allergic reaction to tattoo ink 6.22 - Help Me — Hanna – fat embolism 7.01 - Now What? — Dr. Richardson – poisoning from toad eggs 7.02 - Selfish — Della – sickle cell trait 7.03 - Unwritten — Alice Tanner – post-traumatic syringomyelia 7.04 - Massage Therapy — Margaret McPherson - schizophrenia 7.05 - Unplanned Parenthood — Abbey – melanoma & oat cell (small cell) lung cancer; her newborn baby – melanoma 7.06 - Office Politics — Joe Dugan – hepatitis C 7.07 - A Pox on Our House — Julie & Niles - Rickettsialpox 7.08 - Small Sacrifices — Ramon – Marburg M.S. 7.09 - Larger Than Life — Jack – chicken pox 7.10 - Carrot or Stick — Driscoll & Landon – variegate porphyria 7.11 - Family Practice — Arlene Cuddy – cobalt poisoning 7.12 - You Must Remember This — Nadia – McLeod syndrome 7.13 - Two Stories — Phillip Wright – aspirated food 7.14 - Recession Proof — Bert – Muckle-Wells syndrome 7.15 - Bombshells — Dr. Lisa Cuddy – benign tumor & allergy to antibiotics; Ryan – staph infection from abscess caused by shrapnel from home-made PVC pipe bombs 7.16 - Out of the Chute — Lane – Bartonella infection 7.17 - Fall from Grace — “Danny” – adult Refsum disease 7.18 - The Dig — Brian – Q fever; Nina – Ehlers-Danlos syndrome & Q fever 7.19 - Last Temptation — Kendall Pearson – lymphoid sarcoma 7.20 - Changes — Cyrus Harry – cancer & teratoma 7.21 - The Fix — Dr. Wendy Lee – cantharidin (Spanish fly) poisoning & Terry Foley – glomus tumor 7.22 - After Hours — Darrien – entamoeba & hepatitis C; Dr. Greg House - tumors 7.23 - Moving On — Afsoun Hamidi – Wegener’s granulomatosis 8.01 - Twenty Vicodin — Nick - mastocytosis 8.02 - Transplant — Organ donor’s lungs – eosiniphilic pneumonitis 8.03 - Charity Case — Benjamin Byrd – Plummer’s disease 8.04 - Risky Business — Thad Barton – hyperviscosity syndrome 8.05 - The Confession — Bob Harris – Kawasaki’s disease 8.06 - Parents — Ben Parker – Jarisch-Herxheimer reaction to antibiotics destroying dormant syphilis 8.07 - Dead & Buried — Iris – dissociative identity disorder (multiple personalities) and occult choriocarcinoma 8.08 - Perils of Paranoia — Tommy – diphtheria 8.09 – Better Half — Andres Tavares – early onset Alzheimer’s and Reye’s syndrome 8.10 – Runaways — Callie Rogers (Jane Doe) – ascariasis, a parasitic worm 8.11 – Nobody’s Fault — Bill Koppelman – tumor lysis syndrome; Dr. Robert Chase – stab wound to the heart followed by an embolism in the radicular artery 8.12 – Chase — Moira Parker – Carmelite postulant with giant cell arteritis (Chase’s patient) 8.13 – Man of the House — Joe Reese – low testosterone plus celiac disease and myasthenia gravis secondary to silent thyroiditis 8.14 – Love is Blind — Will Westwood – mucormycosis, a fungal infection of the brain 8.15 – Blowing the Whistle — Brant – typhus 8.16 – Gut Check — Bobby Hatcher – Miller Fisher syndrome 8.17 – We Need the Eggs — Henry Peck – amoebic infection 8.18 – Body and Soul — Lue Cheng – SUNDS (or possession) 8.19 – The C-Word — Dr. James Wilson – stage II thymoma; Emily Lawson – atrial myxoma 8.20 – Post Mortem — Dr. Peter Treiber – myxedema (hypothyroidism) 8.21 – Holding On — Derrick Morrell - persistent stapedial artery

Re: You've Forgotten My Dramatic Voiceover: Finding an Episo
Clinic Patients, Their Loved Ones & Various Other Ancillary Sick People 1.01 – Pilot . . . Orange guy who consumes a ridiculous amount of carrots and mega-dose vitamins . . . Asthma boy whose mom is against steroids . . . Placebo guy who doesn’t have chronic fatigue syndrome 1.02 - Paternity . . . Non-vaccinated baby with a cold (and a yummy mummy) . . . Mr. Funsten, the lawsuit guy with a hole in his knee from draining infection with his wife’s nail file 1.03 - Occam's Razor . . . Jodi Matthews who is about to be fired (and no longer has pale goldenrod mucus) . . . MP3 player guy who likes pounding base lines 1.04 – Maternity . . . Jill, who will dress up her parasite and arrange play dates for it 1.05 - Damned If You Do . . . Santa with irritable bowel syndrome 1.06 - The Socratic Method . . . Wendy and her sugar-free-birthday-cake mom . . . Hiccup guy who hits himself like they do at Harvard Med 1.07 – Fidelity . . . Mrs. Campbell, the preschool teacher with the heart of silicon whose husband is putting some of his beta blockers in her oatmeal 1.08 – Poison . . . Georgia, the syphilitic poetess and her cranky son 1.09 – DNR . . . Diabetic guy who wants Viagra for the “little man has lost some bounce in his step” 1.10 – Histories . . . Shelley Diamond and her kids, including Harry who has a seeping wart on his extra toe . . . Jodi who has a broken wrist and no memory due to Korsakoff’s syndrome 1.11 – Detox (none) 1.12 - Sports Medicine . . . Carol Moffet, the bride-to-be who’s running too much (speed diagnosis) . . . Man who can’t get his contact lenses out because he’s not wearing them (speed diagnosis) . . . Dentist who is having trouble controlling his pee-pee due to nitrous oxide (speed diagnosis) . . . Not blind student who is hung over and needs a doctor’s note (speed diagnosis) 1.13 – Cursed . . . Chase’s patient with numb fingers from wearing his watch too tight 1.14 – Control . . . Ricky van der Meer, who has strep, and his mute dad whose vocal chords were paralyzed during knee surgery 1.15 - Mob Rules . . . Kid who stuffs toys up his nose and Henry, the brother who was “studying” instead of watching him 1.16 – Heavy . . . Lucille who doesn’t want to have her 30-pound tumor removed 1.17 - Role Model . . . Sarah, the sexsomniac with carpet burn 1.18 - Babies & Bathwater . . . Olive Kaplan, the incredible shrinking baby with DiGeorge syndrome (gets admitted) 1.19 – Kids . . . Crazy girl who comes to quarantined area when she wasn’t exposed . . . Woman with smudge on her jacket who doesn’t have a daughter so her husband is probably wearing her clothes 1.20 - Love Hurts . . . Ramona who wants Myron to get placebo instead of Viagra 1.21 - Three Stories (none) 1.22 - The Honeymoon (none) 2.01 – Acceptance . . . Cindy Lou Who (Cindy Kramer), metastatic squamous cell lung cancer that Cameron won’t tell her about 2.02 – Autopsy . . . Brad, the self-circumcision guy 2.03 - Humpty Dumpty . . . Foreman’s patient who won’t take drugs that are targeted for black people 2.04 - TB or Not TB . . . Cecelia Carter, the biopsy bitch (Foreman’s patient) . . . Mandy who is allergic to her dead mother’s cat 2.05 - Daddy's Boy (none) 2.06 – Spin . . . Allen, the flight attendant being poisoned by sugarless gum 2.07 – Hunting (none) 2.08 - The Mistake . . . Chuck/Buck who has a cold and no health insurance . . . Susan/Fusan 2.09 – Deception . . . Contraceptive jelly girl who has a neurological problem 2.10 - Failure to Communicate (none) 2.11 - Need to Know (none) 2.12 - Distractions (none) 2.13 - Skin Deep . . . George who has couvades syndrome (sympathetic pregnancy) 2.14 - Sex Kills . . . Tony who loves cows 2.15 – Clueless . . . Mr. Lambert, the ruddy jackass who pretends he believes you can get herpes from a public toilet seat 2.16 - Safe (none) 2.17 - All In (none) 2.18 - Sleeping Dogs Lie . . . Mrs. Ling who has a cold and her stupid American child, Anne, who wants the pill 2.19 - House vs. God (none) 2.20 – Euphoria, Part 1 (none) 2.21 – Euphoria, Part 2 . . . Rose, who has been finding Nemo (gratification disorder) and her mother, Claire 2.22 - Forever (none) 2.23 - Who's Your Daddy? . . . Max who falls asleep on the red couch after a bath and his monther 2.24 - No Reason . . . Harpo who has a swollen tongue to start with . . . Jack Moriarity who isn’t from the clinic and never became a patient after shooting House 3.01 - Meaning (none) 3.02 - Cane & Able (none) 3.03 - Informed Consent . . . Ali’s Dad who is diagnosed with a rhino thing but who may have had coccidioides immitis spore infection 3.04 - Lines in the Sand . . . Ali the Stalker who has coccidioides immitis spore infection 3.05 - Fools for Love . . . Michael Tritter irritated skin from dehydration associated with nicotine gum 3.06 - Que Será Será . . . John whose arm hurts after sleeping on it all night 3.07 - Son of a Coma Guy (none) 3.08 - Whac-A-Mole (none) 3.09 - Finding Judas (none) 3.10 - Merry Little Christmas (none) 3.11 - Words and Deeds (none) 3.12 - One Day, One Room . . . Man with a cockroach in his ear . . . Man who told the nurse he has a runny nose but who thinks he has an STD . . . Older woman with STD for whom House requires three rubber gloves . . . Homeless man with cancer (Cameron’s patient) . . . Man with athlete’s foot in his nose . . . Boy who swallowed a magnet . . . Man with blood on a monogrammed handkerchief . . . Do-It-Yourself tongue depressor guy (No Touching Challenge) . . . Do-It-Yourself woman with rash (No Touching Challenge) . . . Do It-Yourself student who takes his own pulse and is really bad at math (No Touching Challenge) . . . Man exhibiting drug-seeking behavior (anal-digital stimulation) by hiccupping 3.13 - Needle in a Haystack . . . Jack who’s faking so he doesn’t have to go to school and his mom who’s a big, fat idiot 3.14 - Insensitive (none) 3.15 - Half-Wit . . . Bulimic with a blister . . . House who is faking brain cancer 3.16 - Top Secret . . . Gina, the insatiable water drinker who has diabetes insipidus, not OCD 3.17 - Fetal Position (none) 3.18 - Airborne (none) 3.19 - Act Your Age . . . Eddie, the pregnant guy who can’t pee in public 3.20 - House Training (none) 3.21 - Family (none) 3.22 – Resignation . . . Steve who has floating poop because he’s secretly eating meat and his girlfriend, Honey 3.23 - The Jerk . . . Doug, the man with white spots on his sunburned torso and Mark, his son with $1.41 in change (including a Canadian quarter) 3.24 - Human Error (none) 4.01 - Alone (none) 4.02 - The Right Stuff (none) 4.03 - 97 Seconds . . . Mark Allmore who sticks a knife in an electrical outlet 4.04 - Guardian Angels (none) 4.05 - Mirror, Mirror . . . Various patients from the cafeteria due to the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007 4.06 - Whatever It Takes (none) 4.07 - Ugly (none) 4.08 - You Don't Want to Know (none) 4.09 - Games (none) 4.10 - It's a Wonderful Lie . . . Melanie, the hooker with contagious ecthyma from contact with a donkey 4.11 - Frozen (none) 4.12 - Don't Ever Change (none) 4.13 - No More Mr. Nice Guy (none) 4.14 - Living the Dream (none) 4.15 - House’s Head . . . Man in wheelchair with stiff neck from bus accident, not meningitis . . . Bus driver who has an air bubble that did not cause the crash 4.16 - Wilson’s Heart (none) 5.01 - Dying Changes Everything . . . Heavy man in E.R. who does not have a sports injury (Cameron’s patient) 5.02 - Not Cancer (none) 5.03 - Adverse Events (none) 5.04 - Birthmarks (none) 5.05 - Lucky Thirteen (none) 5.06 – Joy . . . Becca, who has a stage two placental abruption (gets admitted) . . . Joy, Becca’s unborn whose baby, who Cuddy is supposed to adopt, who has pulmonary hypoplasia (gets delivered) 5.07 - The Itch (none) 5.08 – Emancipation . . . Jonah, who has an iron overdose because his brother, Evan, has been giving him extra vitamins & their mother Melinda (Foreman’s secret patient) 5.09 - Last Resort . . . Larry who needs a refill on his migraine medication . . . Mitch clinic patient who ends up with a bullet wound to his hip . . . Nikki who came to the clinic for an undisclosed reason . . . Oliver who came to the clinic for an undisclosed reason . . . Sandra & Bill who are in the clinic for a prenatal checkup 5.10 - Let Them Eat Cake . . . Janice Burke who has advanced Huntington’s . . . DeeDee, Kutner’s Internet patient (who sings “Coconut”) 5.11 - Joy to the World . . . Janice Burke who has advanced Huntington’s . . . Whitney whose fetus, according to House, is the first documented case of human parthenogenesis 5.12 - Painless . . . Janice Burke who has advanced Huntington’s 5.13 - Big Baby (none) 5.14 - The Greater Good (none) 5.15 - Unfaithful (none) 5.16 - The Softer Side . . . Ian, the moron with the broken finger 5.17 - The Social Contract (none) 5.18 - Here Kitty . . . Neil Zane who Taub thinks he cured of a calcium deposit in the ear 5.19 - Locked In (none) 5.20 - Simple Explanation . . . Rosabel, 10-year-old beauty queen who drinks mouthwash, & her mother 5.21 – Saviors . . . Sandy who has pseudomomas folliculitis, a skin infection from a crowded and contaminated hot tub, & her husband, Paul 5.22 - House Divided (none) 5.23 - Under My Skin (none) 5.24 - Both Sides Now . . . Eugene Schwartz who squawks like a parrot due to pancreatic cancer 6.01 & 6.02 – Broken . . . Alvie who is bipolar . . . Annie “Gabby” Bohm who is withdrawn and hasn’t communicated in a decade . . . Diane whose diagnosis isn’t disclosed . . . Duane “Stomp” Milbrett who doesn’t talk . . . Hal/Conor who is anorexic . . . Jay-Bird who is claustrophobic . . . Richter who is paranoid . . . Susan who is suicidal . . . Steve/Freedom Master who is delusional 6.03 - Epic Fail (none) 6.04 - The Tyrant . . . Ruwe who pretends to be a follow-up so he can prevent Dibala from getting treatment (Chase’s patient) 6.05 - Instant Karma (none) 6.06 - Brave Heart (none) 6.07 - Known Unknowns (none) 6.08 - Teamwork (none) 6.09 - Ignorance is Bliss . . . Diana who is smiling when she leaves the exam room when House is trying to get an invitation to Thanksgiving by volunteering in the clinic . . . Ronnie who is an insurance company spy 6.10 – Wilson . . . Del Clinton, inpatient who doesn’t talk about his grandsons (indicating depression which indicates a problem) (Wilson’s patient) . . . Saul Koplovitz, Wilson’s patient who can’t sleep and won’t deal with Sandy, Wilson’s assistant . . . Juan, House’s patient whose lung scarring from the fumes from the ten bags of microwave popcorn he was eating each day has nothing to do with his previous career as a tennis pro. 6.11 - The Down Low (none) 6.12 – Remorse . . . José who secretly got stoned at work and mistook his thumb for a nail (Wilson’s patient) 6.13 - Moving the Chains . . . Jim Dunnagan who shoots himself in the foot to get out of being re-deployed to the Middle East 6.14 - 5 to 9 . . . Man who wants a prescription for human breast milk to treat his cancer (Cuddy’s patient) . . . Martin Acevedo whose thumb Chase reattached without consent 6.15 - Private Lives (none) 6.16 - Black Hole (none) 6.17 – Lockdown . . . “Toadette” Lozinski, the missing newborn . . . Nash who is dying from ischemic cardiomyopathy 6.18 - Knight Fall (none) 6.19 - Open and Shut (none) 6.20 - The Choice (none) 6.21 - Baggage (none) 6.22 - Help Me . . . Various wounded people at the site of the crane collapse 7.01 - Now What? (none) 7.02 – Selfish . . . Maurice who has zinc poisoning from too much denture cream & his 80-year-old son, Sidney 7.03 - Unwritten (none) 7.04 - Massage Therapy (none) 7.05 - Unplanned Parenthood . . . Rachel Cuddy who swallowed a dime 7.06 - Office Politics . . . Senator Anderdon who shared a coke straw with the POTW . . . student who ruptured his Achilles tendon blowing the dismount on a keg stand 7.07 - A Pox on Our House (none) 7.08 - Small Sacrifices (none) 7.09 - Larger Than Life . . . Arlene Cuddy who wanted to meet House 7.10 - Carrot or Stick . . . Trucker who is embarrassed to admit he’s growing organic vegetables 7.11 - Family Practice (none) 7.12 - You Must Remember This . . . Elderly woman who wants Wilson to give Sarah a kiss for her (Wilson’s patient) 7.13 - Two Stories . . . Woman who had 6 children in 12 years and an industrial-strength vibrator 7.14 - Recession Proof (none) 7.15 - Bombshells (none) 7.16 - Out of the Chute (none) 7.17 - Fall from Grace (none) 7.18 - The Dig (none) 7.19 - Last Temptation (none) 7.20 – Changes . . . Janet Hemorrhoid (or Janet who has hemorrhoids) 7.21 - The Fix (none) 7.22 - After Hours (none) 7.23 - Moving On (none) 8.01 - Twenty Vicodin (none unless you count Asofa’s sick cricket) 8.02 - Transplant (none) 8.03 - Charity Case . . . Clancy who is allergic to his mother’s Summer Lilac hand lotion 8.04 - Risky Business . . . Simon whose has bruises from fight he started when someone called his Halloween costume “Siamese twins” 8.05 - The Confession (none) 8.06 – Parents . . . Monroe who is overdosing on glucosinolates in bok choy while trying to treat imaginary diabetes 8.07 - Dead & Buried . . . Drew Lemaine who died five years earlier from Alport syndrome 8.08 - Perils of Paranoia . . . Heather Sweeney and April Donaldson who aren’t sexy enough for House to treat and Mariel Wilkerson who is . . . Ethan who has silver nitrate in his skin from the money he stole (and not frostbite) 8.09 – Better Half . . . Kayla who has a bladder infection (Wilson’s patient) . . . Randy, Kayla’s husband, whose macroprolactinoma makes him think he is asexual (House’s patient, then Wilson’s) 8.10 – Runaways . . . Sheldon and George, Civil War reenactors who have antimony poisoning from their polyester uniforms 8.11 – Nobody’s Fault (none) 8.12 – Chase (none) 8.13 – Man of the House (none) 8.14 – Love is Blind (none) 8.15 – Blowing the Whistle . . . Mel who has rhinotillexomania . . . Jason who has an intolerance for tartrazine-laced green food dyes . . . Dr. Greg House who is faking hepatic encephalopathy 8.16 – Gut Check (none) 8.17 – We Need the Eggs (none) 8.18 – Body and Soul . . . Woman with spectacular breasts (Wilson’s patient) 8.19 – The C-Word (none) 8.20 – Post Mortem (none) 8.21 – Holding On (none)

You are a goddess.

The POTWs are done (barring any corrections from you.) The clinic patients will take longer -- a lot longer.

And I'm the first to use it. In what episode did House pretend to type, including hitting the carriage return?

I remember it as I've just watched the epi. about 2 months ago, on Japanese FOX. It's when Wilson questioned House why he can't apologize Cuddy for having edited her photo, while he's so willing to pay the mortgate of Lorenzo Wibberly (I checked the name on clinic duty ;)) , out of guilt. So, it's S6 E12 "Remorse". BTW, I always thought American movies and TV shows had rather short, concrete titles compared to the Japanese long, vague and rather sentimental ones. (ex. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" in Japanese is something like "Shoot toward Tomorrow" if that makes sense.) But when it comes to the episode titles of House, the Japanese ones are often too straight and expository. "Remorse" is "Woman with No Emotions", and that explains the POW, Valerie. What's nice about House epi. titles is that it contains diverse meanings. I wonder why Japanese Fox changes them even when it's not necessary. (oh well, they think that we're too stupid to see the implications!) Sometime, the title is itself spoilery, and it makes me mad, but sometimes, (like this time), it makes it easier to remember the episode. Poeia, thank you so much for your great effort. It really helps. I think it'll be perfect if you add a short explanation to the POW (like, Valerie, exective psychopath :D), but that may be asking too much. :P

Thanks. I thought of adding some description. It's not too much effort but it might make looking through the lists much, much messier. I was surprised at how many times I mis-remembered the final diagnosis. For example, I always think of Dan in Paternity as having measles (like Jimmy Quidd.) But it turned out that he had measles as a baby and it morphed into another disease. The clinic patients will be more descriptive because a lot of the time we don't know their names. I also think that list will be the most useful as their ailments don't always have anything to do with the main cases so it can be harder to remember which episodes they were in. Of course, there's nothing to stop you from adding a post with a short description of each episode. ;D

Tah-daaaaaa! I wanted to finish before the hiatus ended. Did it with over 18 hours to spare. I'm sure I missed some clinic/ER patients. Let me know who they are.

Thought I'd give this thread a bump as I edited in all the episodes through Blowing the Whistle.

I am trying to remember the episode in which Wilson talks to House about which cancer patients best handle oncoming death. I thought it might be Known Unknowns, but it isn't.

Half-Wit. House faked cancer and Wilson talks about the fact that the people who do well are those with family and friends and how House had friends and rejected them. ETA: Here you go: WILSON: How depressed are you?! HOUSE: I'm not depressed. WILSON: You faked... cancer. HOUSE: It was an outpatient procedure. I was curious. WILSON: Are you curious about heroin? HOUSE: Not since last year's Christmas party. Whoof! I know this goes against your nature, but can we not make too much of this? WILSON: You made people think that you were going to die! HOUSE: I didn't make them! I tried to hide it! You idiots needed to get into my business. HOUSE: I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why are you laughing? WILSON: It's ironic. HOUSE: I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why...? WILSON: Depression in cancer patients. 'S not as common as you think. It's not the dying that gets to people. It's the dying alone. The patients with family, with friends... they tend to do okay. You don't have cancer. You do have people who give a damn. So what do you do? You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away. HOUSE: Because... they're boring. Go home to your hotel room and laugh at that irony. WILSON: Start small, House. Take a chance. Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain. Pizza with a friend. A movie. Something.

Thanks, Poeia. During Monday's episode, that's the sense of what came to mind. While I seriously doubt that House remembered this conversation, he genuinely lived what Wilson said through his response when the time came for him to be that friend. Half-Wit. House faked cancer and Wilson talks about the fact that the people who do well are those with family and friends and how House had friends and rejected them. ETA: Here you go: WILSON: How depressed are you?! HOUSE: I'm not depressed. WILSON: You faked... cancer. HOUSE: It was an outpatient procedure. I was curious. WILSON: Are you curious about heroin? HOUSE: Not since last year's Christmas party. Whoof! I know this goes against your nature, but can we not make too much of this? WILSON: You made people think that you were going to die! HOUSE: I didn't make them! I tried to hide it! You idiots needed to get into my business. HOUSE: I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why are you laughing? WILSON: It's ironic. HOUSE: I'm sure I'll regret asking, but why...? WILSON: Depression in cancer patients. 'S not as common as you think. It's not the dying that gets to people. It's the dying alone. The patients with family, with friends... they tend to do okay. You don't have cancer. You do have people who give a damn. So what do you do? You fake the cancer, then push the people who care away. HOUSE: Because... they're boring. Go home to your hotel room and laugh at that irony. WILSON: Start small, House. Take a chance. Maybe something that doesn't involve sticking stuff in your brain. Pizza with a friend. A movie. Something.

So, at my e-cig forum, my friend asked: "I am curious as to how many times the patient died, and how many of those times they killed the patient." This is what I came up with. Did I miss any? In Maternity, there was an epidemic of an unnamed virus among babies. At least two died before they diagnosed it, including Baby Boy Chin-Lupino. But they weren't the POTW (patient of the week.) Histories - Victoria died because she didn't get rabies shots in time (as in a long time before she ended up at PPTH) so they didn't kill her. Babies & Bathwater - Naomi died but they saved her baby Daddy's Boy - Carnell died The Mistake - Kayla died. Chase's error. Sex Kills - Laura Neuberger died before she became their patient. Needed to diagnose her so they could transplant her heart. Euphoria Part 1 - Joe the cop died Forever - Kara killed her baby then was diagnosed with MALT lymphoma. Refused treatment so she died after the episode ended. Informed Consent - Ezra Powell died. Cameron euthanized him (although I didn't consider it euthanasia as he was still capable of doing it himself and, as a doctor, he had access to the means.) Que Sera Sera - George will die of lung cancer after the episode ends Son of a Coma Guy - Gabe commits suicide before reverting to his vegetative state so he can be an organ donor for his son House Training - Lupe died of her staph infection because Foreman gave her total body irradiation 97 Seconds - Stark died. Thirteen's error Wilson's Heart - Amber Volakis from taking amantadine then being in a bus accident Joy to the World - Natalie dies of eclampsia so Cuddy can adopt her baby (which she gave birth to and abandoned in a tenement) Simple Explanation - Charlotte dies because she lied about where she had traveled. (It's also the episode when Kutner commits suicide.) The Tyrant - Chase deliberately falsifies lab report The Down-Low - Mickey has incurable disease Help Me - Hannah after a building collapses on her Unplanned Parenthood - Abbey refuses treatment in order to help her newborn's immune system. Niles - CDC refuses to allow them to examine the patient who was thought to have small pox Transplant - Wilson's patient while waiting for donor lungs to be diagnosed & cured I think that's all. (I'm not doing the clinic patients.)

In 97 Seconds, the knife in light socket guy died, although he wasn't POTW.