Work Smart, Not Hard: What I've Learned from Watching House
Thing you've learned from watching House. Strictly no medical things, because those may be true. Pregnant women will always die for their unborn kids. You can't trush French shoes. YOu can get arrested for speening in New Jearsy on an empty street.

It's okay to sexually harass your boss. You can be formally disciplined and possibly even fired for not picking up that a patient doesn't want to tell you about her bloody stool, even though you were distracted because you just found out that your father died, but nobody will care if you commit plagarism or stab a colleague with a tainted needle.

Too true.*shakes head sadly*

Things I've learned AND possible thread titles People can love unconditionally Pharmacies are still open when it rains Porn doesn't download itself

Porn doesn't download itself It doesn't?? Then how does it keep getting onto my computer?? Patient confidentiality is a myth

How about just Everybody lies? Or is that to un-fun?

How about work smart not hard for the title? And: A person can swallow a toothpick and not be the least concerned about internal injuries.

That Deans of Medicine own the hospitals they run. That policemen can read any patient's medical file on whim without getting a warrant. That visitors to a jail can announce, loudly, that they just perjured themselves and no law enforcement personal will hear.

If a scruffy-looking weird older man walks into a pre-school and asks a little girl about her genitals, don't call the police. He's just a doctor trying to save someone's life.

In a similar vein, if a scruffy-looking weird older man is found between your daughter's legs, relax! He's just looking for a tick. Oh, and he's a doctor trying to save someone's life.

If you see a scruffy-looking older man walking down the corriders with a neat professional looking young doctor with puppy dog eyes, they're best friends in denial of their love for each other, not doctor and patient.

If you see a scruffy-looking older man walking down the corriders with a neat professional looking young doctor with puppy dog eyes, they're best friends in denial of their love for each other, not doctor and patient. And that, Illegal Autopsy, is why you win.

If you see a scruffy-looking older man walking down the corriders with a neat professional looking young doctor with puppy dog eyes, they're best friends in denial of their love for each other, not doctor and patient. Hee! That is made of win and a touch of awesome.

If you see a scruffy-looking older man walking down the corriders with a neat professional looking young doctor with puppy dog eyes, they're best friends in denial of their love for each other, not doctor and patient. Win, a touch of awesome, and your choice of a Chocolate HoYaytini, or a dollop of whipped fresh cream for the younger set (or the teetotalers amongst you)!!