The child would obviously inherit House's genius(anc Chase's looks) so s/he would easily sneak past security and visit House.

Wait, I'm confused now. There were two babies under discussion, I thought (a) Wilson and House's magical mpreg baby and (b) House and Cameron's test-tube creation. So how would Chase's looks be involved? Unless we're proposing a third, House/Chase magical mpreg baby...

haha,I read "can Chase raise another man's baby" and then mpreg/tube and joined the two :lol: But I remember in one (not very good) movie where the woman got pregnant after having sex with two guys just minutes apart and it turned out the kid was from both...don't ask me how they rationalized this(think there were some supernatural elements involved(obv) ),it was years since I've seen it. XD

So now we have a child that is somehow the product of House, Wilson, Chase, Cameron, Magic, and a Test-tube.... So now the Ultimate Question is ::drumroll please:: What do they name it?

KayGreg Howichcamatt, of course!

That's.... incredibly mean to the kid. I like it!

I am assuming you have read the KayGreg MST? If not, you definitely should!

No, I haven't... ::blushes in the shame of a novice House-ian:: Do you know where I could find it?

Wow, you guys are sick! I love it! HWshipper, hilarious crack! What about this...the sex between House and Cuddy actually happened! BUT, she drugged his coffee the next day, and then switched out her lipstick with his Vicodin, just to f*ck with his mind! This actually started as an innocent plot to get a vacation from House for a few weeks (I'm sure her doctor warned her about her blood pressure), but it blew his mind and sent him over the edge. Her concern was feigned, which is why she handed him over to Wilson for the drive. Cuddy finds out she's prego with House's baby, which leads to the dilemma: pregnancy or extremely tight suits?? YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH! On the other hand, her tits will get even bigger, which is a consideration. She makes arrangements to quietly slip away during her third trimester (starving herself until the third trimester) and gives the baby to Cameron and Chase to raise WITHOUT telling them who the father is. This is convenient because Cameron is suddenly refusing to let Chase use his own sperm "because then you might leave me!" And Chase is refusing to put his own sperm in the freezer. They haven't had sex since before their wedding night (Cameron is bonkers). When House returns from the psych unit, he can't understand why Cuddy has sentenced him to full-time clinic duty and why she's pissed all of the time. And why doesn't Cameron's baby (a girl, named Gregoria) have great hair?

What about this...the sex between House and Cuddy actually happened! BUT, she drugged his coffee the next day, and then switched out her lipstick with his Vicodin, just to f*ck with his mind! Now that's as bad as the tripwires and stinkbombs.

In Season 3, after Cuddy and Wilson tricked House into thinking he hadn't cured Richard, Cameron told Foreman the truth. After that Foreman told House he was zero for one since returned (although even if House hadn't cured Richard, he had diagnosed Scurvy Gild so, at worst, House was 1 for 2.) In my crack universe, after House returns from Mayfield, Foreman takes House's breakdown into consideration, he may even remind House of it when necessary, but he doesn't gloat about it.

Laurie, who has completed three episodes of the sixth season, isn’t sure how soon House will be able to practice medicine. “I don’t know,” he admits. “I’m operating in a consultative capacity at the moment. His license is suspended, as it would be, and has yet to be given back.” So House is back, without his license, and limited to consulting. Foreman is running the department and House finds he can't work with him running the team composed of Thirteen and Taub, because while House is crazy, he's not that crazy. So House commandeers a room from the ER and sets up shop himself, running a parallel department with a team composed of Wilson, Chase and Cameron, solving the cases way before FTT do and stealing the patients from Foreman and the nurses to run tests and treat. Wacky hijinx and snark abound.

Here's a new episode opener for Season Six, following "Broken": The new Shiny Happy House returns to PPTH, and walks in beaming. He sees the three original ducklings, grins at them and says, "I love you guys!" and gives them each a big hug. Chase stares at him suspiciously but allows him to do it; Cameron enjoys it waaaay too much and gets all teary-eyed; Foreman goes postal on his ***: "All of those years of abuse, and you think one damn hug makes up for it? No way, House, this is my department now and you don't touch me unless you are kissing my wingtips!" The new House starts to weep silently and goes to Wilson's office. Wilson doesn't know what to do with new House, but he puts his arm around House's shoulder, which sends House into a storm of crying and clinging to Wilson. Wilson stands it silently, staring into space and trying to pretend it isn't happening, until House pulls away and stares at him. H: "I'm needy. You love needy." W: "House, you're too needy. Even for me. And you got snot on my new tie." Wilson stands up. "Sorry, House, I've got a consult I have to go to. But first I have to change my tie. Go find Cameron." House ends up sobbing in the locker room, where Taub and Thirteen find him. They feel incredibly awkward, so they silently sneak out without House seeing them. Alerted by everybody, Cuddy strides into the locker room. House looks up at her with red, pleading eyes. Instead of sympathizing with him, Cuddy crosses her arms, and says: "You were one of the best doctors in the hospital, if not the best. Now, you're not only a sentimental fool, you're a crybaby. I have to go home to a squawling infant every night, I can't have another one here at work. Strap on a pair, House. And grow your hair back, for God's sake." She leaves House in the locker room. After sitting for a long moment, he opens a locker, rummages in it, and pulls out a small bottle of Jack Daniels, which he swigs down.