-- NBS, Amputation Candidate, MSB, Athletes's Nose, Crazy Girl _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 49 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 13 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 13 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 13 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 09 - Bulimic with Blister 09 - Self-Circumcision Guy 07 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Hiccup Guy, Ramona, Magnet Boy -- Ali, Mrs. Campbell _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 49 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 33 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 19 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 15 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 09 - Bulimic with Blister 09 - Self-Circumcision Guy 07 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

--B w/ B, Self-slicer ++Jodi, Mac, Pregnant Guy _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 49 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 33 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 19 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 15 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 07 - Bulimic with Blister 07 - Self-Circumcision Guy 07 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

--Olive, Jodi, Ramona, Sunburn, Not Blind _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 19 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 15 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 07 - Bulimic with Blister 07 - Self-Circumcision Guy 07 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 01 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

-- NBS, Amputation Candidate, Ali, MSB, Athlete's Nose _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 19 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 13 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 07 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 07 - Bulimic with Blister 07 - Self-Circumcision Guy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Jodi, Hiccup Guy, Athlete's Nose Guy -- Ali, NVB _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 39 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 13 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 13 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 07 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 07 - Bulimic with Blister 07 - Self-Circumcision Guy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

-- Olive, Jodi, Ramona, Yummy Mummy & Sunburn _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 45 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 29 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 13 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 07 - Bulimic with Blister 07 - Self-Circumcision Guy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Nemo, Jodi -- Athlete's Nose, MSB, Ali _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 43 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 39 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 29 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Bulimic with Blister 07 - Self-Circumcision Guy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Hiccup Guy, Ramona, MP3 -- Ali, Self-Circumcision Guy _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 39 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 39 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Bulimic with Blister |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Self-Circumcision Guy 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 03 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Ramona -- Numb Fingers, Red Boy, No Black Drugs, Pregnant Guy Interesting that people clearly do have different favorites and dislikes among the patients, even beyond the obvious ones like Georgia and Tritter, and yet the Idiot Patients thread is still Zzzzzz-ville. _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 45 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 39 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 29 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Bulimic with Blister |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Self-Circumcision Guy 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 03 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

+Sarah, Chinese Lady -- Olive, Jodi, Ramona _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 47 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 43 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 29 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 27 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 07 - Bulimic with Blister |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Self-Circumcision Guy 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 05 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 03 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Nemo -- Athlete's Nose, MSB, Amputation Candidate, Ali _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 51 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 49 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 43 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 29 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 27 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 07 - Bulimic with Blister |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Self-Circumcision Guy 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 03 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 01 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

++ Hiccup Guy, Cat-Up-Nose Kid, Ramona -- Ali, Bulimic with Blister _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 53 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 49 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 43 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 33 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 31 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 29 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 27 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Dead Cat Lady 25 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Magnet Swallowing Boy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Bulimic with Blister 05 - Self-Circumcision Guy 05 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 03 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #28 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

We need more voters! ++Sarah & Red Boy -- Ramona, Yummy Mummy & Sunburn _/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 61 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 53 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 49 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 45 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 43 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 39 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 39 - Ricky & Mute Dad 37 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 37 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 37 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 33 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 33 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 33 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 31 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 29 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 29 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 25 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 25 - Dead Cat Lady 25 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 11 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 09 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 09 - Magnet Swallowing Boy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Bulimic with Blister 05 - Self-Circumcision Guy 03 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 03 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ #28 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan *tied Bottom 30 on front page

We need more voters! Maybe pimp it a bit somewhere when we go to Round 3? I almost didn't play, just because the long list was so daunting at the start, and it's still pretty long. But it'll be less daunting in the final round. Actually, I'm dreading Round 3. I have my five favorites that I want to make sure make it to the final round, but once we get there, I'll have to start choosing between them! Oh no!