++ Cat-up Nose Kid, Finding Nemo Girl, Georgia
-- Santa, Orange Guy, Runny Nose/STD Guy, Couvade Syndrome Guy, Steve/Honey, Blood on Handkerchief Guy, Hiccup Guy-ODOR
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35- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother
35 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother
35 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess
27 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover
27 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby
23 - Dead Cat Lady
23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra
21 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines
21 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public
19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired
19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It
19 - Ricky & Mute Dad
19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn
19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother
19 - Magnet Swallowing Boy
19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy
17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy
17 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med
17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis)
17 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient)
17 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area
17 - Self-Circumcision Guy
17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient)
17 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child
17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing
15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon
15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy
15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor
15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It
15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom
15 - Bulimic with Blister
15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD
15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son
13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom
13 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe
13 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis)
13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis)
13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum
13 - Fusan
13 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves
13 - Cockroach in Ear Guy
13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing
11 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey
11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy
11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom
11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis)
11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter
11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient)
11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl
11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat
11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue
09 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation)
09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient)
09 - Uninsured Buck
07 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy
07 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief
07 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD
07 - Orange Guy
|___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/
03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome
___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____
Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge)
Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge)
Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge)
Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient)
Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!