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Lully- 10-30-2007

OMG!!!! I just realized I did all the killings! I'm a Serial Killer now! :shock:

Bedawyn- 10-30-2007

(the last 2 because of House's expressions) Yeah, unfortunately several of the patients I want to slap are fun to watch just for House's reaction. And I love the so-boring-he-might-as-well-be-scenery Cockroach Guy for House's reaction. My votes: ++ Cat-up Nose Kid, Finding Nemo Girl, Georgia, Ramona, Mute Dad, Orange Guy -- Lucille, Placebo Guy, Harpo, Couvade Syndrome Guy /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 33- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 33 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 33 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 27 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 27 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 21 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 21 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 19 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 17 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 17 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 17 - Self-Circumcision Guy 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 13 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Fusan 13 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 13 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 11 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 09 - Orange Guy 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Uninsured Buck 09 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 09 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 09 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Silja- 10-30-2007

OMG!!!! I just realized I did all the killings! I'm a Serial Killer now! :shock: Don't worry. We won't turn you in. Blackmail is another matter altogether...

Lully- 10-30-2007

Hum... Blackmail... I wonder what would you want... A date? :o

Silja- 10-30-2007

...I think my partner would brain me with a frozen trout. But thanks for the offer :wink:

Lully- 10-30-2007

Oh well, who would want a date with a Serial Killer anyway? Please continue the game... I'll shut up now... :P

cutiepatutti65- 10-30-2007

++ Cat-up Nose Kid, Finding Nemo Girl, Georgia -- Santa, Orange Guy, Runny Nose/STD Guy, Couvade Syndrome Guy, Steve/Honey, Blood on Handkerchief Guy, Hiccup Guy-ODOR /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 35- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 35 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 35 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 27 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 27 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 21 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 21 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 19 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 19 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 17 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 17 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 17 - Self-Circumcision Guy 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 13 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Fusan 13 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 13 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 11 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 09 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Uninsured Buck 07 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 07 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 07 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 07 - Orange Guy |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

extra_cat- 10-30-2007

--Finding Nemo (not seeing the attraction to that one) --Six ODOR patients. --Cindy Lou --Steve & his floating poop ++Numb Fingers /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 35- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 35 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 33 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 27 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 27 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 21 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 21 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 17 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 17 - Self-Circumcision Guy 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 13 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Fusan 13 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 13 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Uninsured Buck 09 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 07 - Orange Guy 07 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 05 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 05 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 05 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Poeia- 10-30-2007

++ MP3, Harvard Hiccup, Self-Circumcision, Chinese Lady and SAC --Buck, Fusan, Couvade, Runny Nose, Handkerchief & Cindy Lou /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 35- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 35 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 33 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 27 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 27 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 21 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 19 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 19 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 13 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Fusan 11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 07 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 07 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 07 - Orange Guy 07 - Uninsured Buck |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 03 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 03 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Hibernia- 10-31-2007

++ Georgia, Olive, MP-3 Player Guy, Pregnant Guy, Crazy Girl -- Water Girl, Nitrous Oxide Dentist, Jelly-Girl, Mom with kid with extra toe, Woman with smudge /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 37 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 35- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 33 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 29 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 27 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 25 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 23 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 19 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 19 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 13 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 11 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 11 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Fusan 11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 09 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 09 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 07 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 07 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 07 - Orange Guy 07 - Uninsured Buck |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 03 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 03 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Lully- 10-31-2007

++ Finding Nemo, Olive, Cowboy, DCL, Harvard Hiccup Guy -- Guy BMH, Guy WRNWTSTD, ADS Hiccup Guy, Cockroach, Older Woman with STD (all from that smelly episode) |_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 37 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 35- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 35 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 31 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 29 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 25 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 23 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 19 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 13 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 11 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 11 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 11 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Fusan 11 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 09 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 09 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 07 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 07 - Orange Guy 07 - Uninsured Buck 05 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 01 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 01 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Bedawyn- 10-31-2007

++ Georgia, Cat-up Nose, Finding Nemo, Ramona, Mute Dad, Orange Guy -- Lucille, Placebo Guy, Harpo, Couvade Syndrome Guy |_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 39 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 37- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 37 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 31 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 29 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 25 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 25 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 21 - Ricky & Mute Dad 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 11 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Fusan 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 11 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 09 - Orange Guy 09 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 09 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 07 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 07 - Uninsured Buck 05 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 01 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 01 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 01 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

cutiepatutti65- 10-31-2007

++ Georgia, Cat-up Nose, Cow Lover, Chinese Lady/SAC, Jill -- Bottom 5 |_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 41 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 39- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 37 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 31 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 31 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 25 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 25 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 25 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 21 - Ricky & Mute Dad 21 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 21 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 17 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 11 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Fusan 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 11 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 09 - Orange Guy 09 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 09 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 07 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 07 - Uninsured Buck |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 01- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

extra_cat- 10-31-2007

--Hiccups, Nemo, Cindy Lou, Athlete's Nose, Magnet Boy, Dead Cats are bad, ++Mac (No Black Drugs), Cat up the Nose, Ali the Stalker, Jill |_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 41 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 41- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 35 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 31 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 31 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 25 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 25 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 23 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 21 - Ricky & Mute Dad 21 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 19 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 19 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 15 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 11 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Fusan 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 11 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 09 - Orange Guy 09 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 09 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 09 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 09 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 07 - Uninsured Buck |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 05 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 01 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 01- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Lully- 11-01-2007

All negatives today! -- the last ten |_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 41 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 41- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 35 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 31 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 31 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 25 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 25 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 23 - Dead Cat Lady 23 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 23 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 21 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 21 - Ricky & Mute Dad 21 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 19 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 19 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 19 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 19 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 19 - Self-Circumcision Guy 19 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 15 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 13 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 13 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 13 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 13 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 11 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 11 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 11 - Fusan 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 11 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 07 - Orange Guy 07 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 07 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 07 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 07 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 07 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 05 - Uninsured Buck |___/|___/WAITING ROOM (PLEASE WAIT FOR NURSE PREVIN TO CALL YOUR NAME)___/|____/ 03 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)___/____/____ Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!