Three Guys Walk Into a Clinic: House Survivor 3
Who was your favorite clinic patient (or patient and loved one)? Here’s your chance to vote on 65 who were not patients of the week. They are listed chronological order and are in groups of 5 solely to make it easier to read. The Rules * You may vote once per calendar day. If you vote at 11:59 PM one day, you may cast your next day’s vote at 12:01 AM but that’s it for those two days. And, if you choose to vote like that, you can be sure that several of your fellow voters will be calculating time zones to ensure your votes were on different days. * No matter how much you love or hate a patient, you may only vote for or against him/her once per day. * Feel free to re-nickname any patients. The only requirement is that the identity of the patient must remain clear to your fellow voters. (Bonus points in the form of praise for making people laugh.) * All patients start with 15 points. * When a patient has 5 or fewer points, he/she goes on life support. * Patients who reach 0 points are dead (and may not be revived). Round One * Votes in Round One are worth + + (plus 2) or - - (minus 2). * Vote on 10 patients a day. * At least four (4) of those votes must be negative. Your other six (6) votes may be positive or negative. * Round One ends when 33 patients have been eliminated and 32 remain. Round Two * Votes in Round Two are also worth + + (plus 2) or - - (minus 2). * Vote on 5 patients a day. * At least two (2) of those votes must be negative. Your other three (3) votes may be positive or negative. * Round Two ends when 16 more patients have been eliminated and 16 remain. Round Three * Votes in Round Three are worth + (plus 1) or - - (minus 2). * Vote on 3 patients a day. * At least one (1) of those votes must be negative. Your other two (2) votes may be positive or negative. * Round Three ends when only one patient is left alive. The Results #01 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess #02 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother #03 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother #04 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public #05 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It #06 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines #07 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover #08 - Numb Fingers, Whose Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) #09 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother #10 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby #11 - Mute Dad & His Son, Ricky #12 - Dead Cat Lady #13 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child #14 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra #15 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired #16 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med #17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn #18 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) #19 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area #20 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon #21 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy #22 - Athlete’s Nose Guy #23* - Magnet Swallowing Boy #23* - Self-Circumcision Guy #25 - Bulimic with Blister #27*- Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son #27* – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It #28 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing #29 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) #30 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing #31 - Cockroach in Ear Guy #32* - Diabetic Viagra Guy #32* - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum #32* - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom #32* - Fusan #36* - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom #36* - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) #36* - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD #39* - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) #39* - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy #41 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor #42 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom #43* - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) #43* - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) #43* - Orange Guy #46* - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat #46* - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe #48* - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue #48* - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome #50 - Three-Glove STD Lady #51* - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl #51* - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey #51* - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter #54 - Uninsured Buck #55 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) #56* - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) #56* - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome #58* - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy #58* - Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief Guy #58* - Runny Nose Guy Who Really Thinks He Has an STD #61* - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) #61* - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) #61* - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) #61* - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) #65 - Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please! Honorable Mention (accidentally left off the list) Guy who needs to grow up and learn to harmonize with Wilson Woman with poop sample Man who's shoulder feels better *tied 15 - Orange Guy 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 15 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 15 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 15 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ricky & Mute Dad 15 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 15 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 15 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 15 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Dead Cat Lady 15 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 15 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 15 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 15 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 - Michael Tritter 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son

I guess I'll go first. With the exception of He Who Must Die (Horribly and Painfully), my initial negatives are going to be the unmemorable, "who cares" patients. ++ Georgia, Sexsomniac, Dead Cat, Jelly Contraceptive, Finding Nemo, Red Boy -- Santa, Sugar-Free Wendy, Smudge Lady, He Who Must Die /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 17 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 17 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 15 - Orange Guy 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 15 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 15 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ricky & Mute Dad 15 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 15 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 13 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 13 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 13 - Michael Tritter __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER_/|_________

Poeia, I'm amazed with your dedication... I can barely remember half of them... Let me try: ++ Georgia, Baby & Yummy Mummy, Jodi Matthews, Olive, Finding Nemo & Mother -- Tritter (a.k.a HWMD), Orange Guy, Cecilia Carter, Jelly Girl, Mr. Lambert (the ruddy jackass) /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 19 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 19 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 15 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ricky & Mute Dad 15 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 15 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 15 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Orange Guy 13 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 13 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 13 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 13 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 13 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Michael Tritter __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER_/|_________

++ Georgia, Finding Nemo & Mother, Lucille, Cat-up-nose kid, Boy who swallowed magnet -- Tritter (a.k.a HWMD), Orange Guy, Jelly Girl, No Black Drugs Guy, Santa /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 21 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 21 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 17 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ricky & Mute Dad 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 15 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 13 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 13 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 13 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 13 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 13 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Orange Guy 11 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 09 - Michael Tritter __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER_/|_________

++Pregnant Guy, Cat up the Nose, Ali & Her Very Own Rhino, Cockroach in Ear Guy (AKA only thing good about that episode), No Black Drugs Guy b/c he was Mac on Night Court! -- Mr. Funsten, Cindy Lou, 3 Patients from ODOR /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 21 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 21 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 19 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 17 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ricky & Mute Dad 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 13 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 13 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 13 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 13 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 13 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 13 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Orange Guy 11 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 09 - Michael Tritter __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER_/|_________

--Bottom 10 /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 21 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 21 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 19 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 17 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ricky & Mute Dad 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Orange Guy 09 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 07 - Michael Tritter __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER_/|_________ edited by arizonamyrie to fix HTML tags

Is there even any doubt here about who's going to die first and who will live (and love) longest? Maybe I'll be surprised. ++ Georgia, Cat up Nose Kid, Mute Dad, Ramona and Myron, Orange Guy, Olive Kaplan -- He Who Must Die, Couvade Syndrome Guy, Harpo, Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 23 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 21 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 21 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 19 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Ricky & Mute Dad 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 17 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 17 - Boy Who Swallowed a Magnet 17 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 15 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Carol Moffetm the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Uninsured Buck 15 - Fusan 15 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Guy with Athlete’s Nose 15 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 15 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 13 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 13 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 13 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 13 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 11 - Orange Guy 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 9 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome 05 - Michael Tritter __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER_/|_________ Eep! HTR was posting at the same time I was. Hopefully, I've got hers and mine both in here accurately, but a mod may want to doublecheck. It looks like hers are: Tritter, Santa, Orange, Smudge, Wendy, Lambert, Jelly, Cecilia, Funsten, and CindyLou.

Um, where's Self-Gratification Girl, the one in Namaste's avatar? I don't remember which ep she's from, but none of those descriptions sound like her.

-- Seven Stinky Patients and Tritter ++Numb Fingers "You're not talking about me, are you?" ++Cat up the Nose /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 25 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 25 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 21 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 19 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 17 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 17 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Ricky & Mute Dad 17 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 13 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 13 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 13 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 13 - Fusan 13 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 13 - Uninsured Buck 11 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Orange Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 11 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 11 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 11 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 11 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 9 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ 01 - Michael Tritter ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)_/|_______

++ Finding Nemo, Olive, Ramona, Dead Cat Lady, Cow Lover -- Homeless Guy and the 3 Do-it-Yourself patients from ODOR, Tritter! /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 25 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 25 - Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 23 - Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 21 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Dead Cat Lady 19 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 19 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 17 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 17 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Ricky & Mute Dad 17 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 13 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 13 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 13 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 13 - Fusan 13 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 13 - Uninsured Buck 11 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Orange Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 09 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 09 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 09 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 09 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 09 - Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)_/| Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please! And Poeia, I'm still impressed!

++ Georgia, Cat up Nose Kid, Nemo Girl, Ramona, Cow Lover -- Bottom 5 /|_/|_/|_ALIVE_/|_/|_/| 27 - Georgia, the Syphilitic Poetess 27- Cat-Up-Nose Kid & Brother 25- Finding Nemo Girl & Mother 21 - Olive Kaplan, the Incredible Shrinking Baby 21 - Ramona Who Wants Myron to Get Placebo Instead of Viagra 21 - Moooo, the Cow-Lover 19 - Sarah the Sexsomniac with Carpet Burn 19 - Dead Cat Lady 17 - Pregnant Guy Who Can’t Pee in Public 17 - Ali the Stalker, Proud Owner of Her Very Own Rhino Thing 17 - Athlete’s Nose Guy 17 - Cockroach in Ear Guy 17 - Jill Who Will Dress Her Parasite Up and Arrange Play Dates for It 17 - Jodi Matthews Who’s About to be Fired 17 - Lucille and Her Thirty Pound Tumor 17 - Magnet Swallowing Boy 17 - Non-vaccinated Baby & Yummy Mummy 17 - Red Boy Who Sneezes & Mother 17 - Ricky & Mute Dad 17 - Numb Fingers, Who’s Watch is Too Tight (Chase’s Patient) 15 - Ali’s Dad with Rhino Thing 15 – Amputation Candidate Who’s Arm Hurts After Sleeping On It 15 - Boy Who’s Faking So He Doesn’t Have to go to School & Mom 15 - Bulimic with Blister 15 - Carol Moffet the Bride-to-Be Who’s Running Too Much (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Chinese Lady & Stupid American Child 15 - Crazy Girl Who Came to Quarantined Area 15 - Diabetic Viagra Guy 15 - Flight Attendant Being Poisoned by Sugarless Gum 15 - Guy Who’s Sunburn Has Circular White Spots & Son 15 - Hiccup Guy Who Hits Himself Like They Do at Harvard Med 15 - Man Not Wearing Contact Lenses (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - MP3 Player Guy Who Likes Pounding Base Lines 15 - Mrs. Campbell, the Preschool Teacher with the Heart of Silicon 15 - Nitrous Oxide Dentist (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - No Black Drugs Guy (Foreman’s Patient) 15 - Not Blind Student (Speed Diagnosis) 15 - Older Woman with STD for Whom House Required Three Rubber Gloves 15 - Placebo Guy Who Doesn’t Have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome 15 - Self-Circumcision Guy 15 - Shelley Diamond & Kids, including. Harry with a Seeping Wart on His Extra Toe 15 - Steve with the Floating Poop & Honey 15 - Water Girl Who Has Diabetes, Not OCD 13 - Asthma Boy & Anti-Steroid Mom 13 - Couvade Syndrome/Sympathetic Pregnancy Syndrome Guy 13 - Guy with Blood on Monogrammed Handkerchief 13 - Hiccup Guy with Drug-Seeking Behavior (Anal-Digital Stimulation) 13 - Guy Who Said He Has a Runny Nose but Who Thinks He Has an STD 13 - Fusan 13 - Harpo with the Swollen Tongue 13 - Uninsured Buck 11 - Cecelia Carter, the Biopsy Bitch (Foreman’s Patient) 11 - Cindy Lou Who (Cameron’s Patient) 11 - Jelly-Contraceptive Girl 11 - Mr. Funsten, the Lawsuit Guy 11 - Mr. Lambert Who Got Herpes from a Toilet Seat 11 - Orange Guy 11 - Wendy & Sugar-Free Birthday Cake Mom 11 - Woman with Smudge on Jacket Who Doesn’t Have a Daughter 07 - Do-It-Yourself Pulse Taking Guy (No Touching Challenge) 07 - Do-It-Yourself Tongue Depressor Guy (No Touching Challenge) 07 - Do-It-Yourself Woman with Rash (No Touching Challenge) 07 - Homeless Guy with Lung Cancer (Cameron’s Patient) 07- Santa with Irritable Bowel Syndrome __/|___/|___/|___WAITING ROOM___/|____/|___/|___ ___/|____/|____DEAD (SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE ER)_/| Michael Tritter A painful and horrible death, please!

Sorry, about that... I forgot that we are at summer time here. I didn't adjust my clock :oops:

Okay, Lully, you sent me to the international clock. But as far as I can figure out, you voted twice on Sunday. So the above should be skipped and we should work off of cutie's post. ETA: It happens. My computer changed times so I changed the time on my alarm clock. Good thing today was Sunday and I had time to notice that my TV didn't change. I looked up the dates and it turns out the U.S. doesn't change until next weekend. Just recast the vote on Monday.