H Well, urm, there's the hand-and-knees on the bed while the other stands behind, face-to face, up against the wall, etc. They're all so much fun, why does one have to be official? W P.S. Don't forget to bring the rum and the lash. :wink: _______________________________________________________ Wilson: :shock: house

House, Oh come on you're not shocked, you're just playing hard to get :wink: Wilson *** Wilson, I'm sprawled on the floor in front of my computer overdosed on Viagra. My place NOW. House P.S. This letter is evidence so you can claim on Chase's latest betting pool. 50/50 split of course.

House Yes, but are you naked? I'll need pictures as proof if we're gonna collect. :wink: See you in ten, Wilson ____________________________________________________ Dr Wilson, It would seem from these photos that that the Viagra/Computer entry will be the winner. Dang! I was hoping to split with House again! Chase P.S. Nice job with the lighting. Do you think perhaps we could do a photo shoot together someday? It's OK with me if House wants to come, too.

Chase, Sorry. :wink: Uh, sure, thanks! Wilson _____________________________________ Dr. Wilson, Great, I'll set it up for Saturday? Chase

Chase I don't do sharing. Hands off my property. House ----------------------- Jimmy, you wanton slut. H

House What did I do? Wilson ___________________- Wilson The photo shoot got canceled. The camera was broken by a cane-shaped object Chase

Chase Sorry about that. I'll try and reason with him. Wilson -------------------------------------- House What did I do? Wilson Nice try. No little Greggy for you. Come back, one year. H

House He said you could come too. Wilson

House What are you talking about? You're my bitch, remember? You'll pick up my laundry and sprawl naked with Chase while I "focus" on your tempting torsos, if I ask you to. But I wouldn't do that to you. Love, Wilson ____________________________________________________ W I love you. H

House - I'm not upping your vicodin. Deal with it. Wilson ~~~~ Cuddy, My leg hurts really bad, can I get some pills? House PS: I'll do an hour extra clinic duty a day.

House For how long? Cuddy

Dearest LIsa, As long as the stars shine in the sky, as long as dreams come true, as long as I draw breath, Even unto death. Your death, that is, if you don't get me my pills. Your adoring, Greggo -------------------- Dear Alfonso, Why must you always wear your pants backwards? People are starting to talk and I just couldn't bear it if they knew the truth. Please find some other way to express yourself. I've stolen some jeans from Dr. GimpGrump and stashed them in the usual place: get them shortened and meet me at midnight. She got herself hired and she'll be here on Monday so we must prepare! Eeevilly, Brenda

My Darling Brenda, I wear my pants backward for this simple reason. With all of the money I have embezzeled from this hospital by stealing cleaning supplies and mops and selling them on ebay (plus that nice Dr. Wilson is always leaving money and food lying around, so my grocery bill is low), my wallet is now so fat that I find that the bulge in the back of my pants is bigger than the bulge in the front (if you get my meaning *wink*). Don't worry. I still have enough luvins for my darling schnooky-pie! But I take your point, and perhaps I will leave all my ill-gotten gains in my PayPal account after all, so I can arouse less suspicion by turning my pants frontways again. Besides, that CIA doctor was getting on to me, anyway, and now that she has taken a job here to better surveil my actions I must keep a lower profile (well, at least a more "frontal" profile). That said, I will now send your gift of jeans out to my tailor, Giovanni, so that the length may be adjusted to your satisfaction. I shall rendevouz with you at the appointed time. We can discuss our evil plans for CIA doc at that time. Until then, my beloved, Alfonso _____________________________________________________ Dear CIA Botox Victim, Nice try. What have you done with my illiterate Alfonso? Don't worry. My evil is enough to conquer you without the help of the Janitor. I give you a week. B :twisted:

Boffle and RN Wannabe, do you mind if I borrow that idea?

Cuddy, The number of clinic hours is inversely based on the increase in the pills. House