Wilson, Even I'm not that cruel Cuddy **************************** House, We will have to move your office to finally get this construction done. Your new office is in subbasement one. You can pick up your keys from the nurses station Cuddy

Cuddy - Can I share my feelings about this? - House =============== Dear Nurse Brenda - Feel free to lose any keys given you by Cuddy. - House

House, What keys? Brenda Previn RN ========= Cuddy, Why is House breaking into my office? Cameron

Cameron, I gave you an office?! Cuddy =========== Thirteen, Sorry to hear that you'll be dying a miserable, painful, lingering death. I hope these chocolates brighten your day. Kutner

Kutner, Thanks so much for the chocolates. It's thoughtfulness like that that makes the world what it is. In the same spirit, I've enclosed a Mother's Day card for you. Thirteen ------------------ House, "Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong. – Jean Jacques Rousseau" Chase

Chase, "Tell that to someone who cares, you chicken-witted rectumdweller" - Gregory Elizabeth House House ------------------------------------- Cameron, I bet you'll never guess what House's middle name is! Chase

Chase, Is it better or worse than your middle name Miriam? Cameron ---------- Dear Dr House. My brother wanted to know if you are free for dinner on Tuesday night at 8pm? He will pay... Secret Admirer's Sibling

Dear "secret admirer's sibling" Wilson, stop toying with my emotions! House ---------------------------------- House, I'm raising my rate to $800 an hour after that bondage stunt you tried to pull last night...I told you, I'm just not into that stuff. PI Guy

Dear PI Guy - The check is in the mail. - House ===================== Dear Cuddy - We haven't gotten a new head of oncology yet, right? - House

House Why? You need a new BFFL? Isn't Luca's enough for you? Cuddy ----------------------------- Chase, Can I get some of you delicious coffin cookies? Thirteen

Thirteen, Only because you're dying. Chase. ------------------------------- Dr. House, I'm doing much better since being in your care. If you're free sometime this weekend, maybe we could go to dinner somewhere, and coffee afterwards? Yours Truly, Patient-whom-you-probably-forget

Patient-whom-you-probably-forget, I have a prior engagment. Enough said. House. ________________________ Wilson, Why have you left a copy of My Fair Lady on my desk? House.

House, Because if you insist on caterwauling at dawn, I prefer classic Broadway musicals. Wilson ___________________________________ Chase, Sorry about Dr. Cameron. Are you doing anything tonight? Nurse Jeffrey