Boffle! Please enter a new letter so the game doesn't die!!

Actually, we could probably just use this as both: Dear Bobby, What's with the same old same old? Anyway, who writes a romantic letter using last names? Got no time for anything but microwave pizza these days: are you game? See you next Tuesday. (Oh and this time, I really will be there! Love, Allison

Dear Allison, See? I used your first name this time. I learn fast... As you know, I love microwave pizza ;-) Can't wait for Tuesday!! Love, Robert *************** Greg, Stop sending Mark brochures on the proper way of training to run a marathon. You of all people should realise that's simply not funny! Stacy

Greg, Stop sending Mark brochures on the proper way of training to run a marathon. You of all people should realise that's simply not funny! Stacy Stacy, So I guess he really won't appreciate the running shoes I sent him then? Greg ****************************** Dear Dr. Cuddy I am an intern with a hospital here in Chicago. I keep getting comments from my superiors that my outfits are inappropriate for the workplace. How do you manage to get away with it? Dr Grey

Dear Dr. Grey, When you become the dean of medicine, you'll be surprised at what you can get away with (as long as you don't have a psychotic megalomaniac running your diagnostics department). Until then, there's always scrubs; especially if you are in surgery. Sincerely, Lisa Cuddy ~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Dr. House, I am a doctor and recently had an infarction similar to yours. My friend, an oncologist has prescribed me Oxy and says it will work well for me. But, do you have any tips for the new-found drug addict? Sincerely, Dreg Grouse

Dear Dr. Grouse, Might I recommend a bulk-forming laxative, such as Metamucil or Benefiber? See if you can get that oncologist friend of yours to give you an enema on those special occasions (mine will). Also have a stash of Lactulose on hand for when Wilson your friend isn't around to help (or you are having a fight). It has the double effect of helping with that, umm, problem and also treating the hepatic encephalpoathy you are likely to develop as your liver succumbs to the meds. Best wishes, Dr. Gregory House <><><><><><><><><><><> Dear Wilson, Can you, um, come do that thing for me again? House

Um House, Switch meds. Here's a script for an NSAID. Or get a nurse to do it. Wilson ~~~~~~ Dear Brenda, I have this friend who could really use your help (not House!). You are a terrific nurse and the best in the hospital if not the tri-county area, and you would be perfect for the job (not House!). The patient's address is 221B Baker St. Let me know if this works for you (it's not House!). Dr. Wilson

Dear Dr. Wilson: Nice try, but I do have access to personnel files. No dice. Brenda Previn, R.N. Dear Hector: You suck! How did you manage to get out of here? Trapped in Hell, Steve McQueen

Dear Steve Fake a limp. The crip doesn't like to compete with anyone Hector Dear James My place tonight. You know what to bring Bonnie

House, I know your handwriting. But I'll bring it anyway. Wilson ~~~~~~~ Cuddy, We need to talk. Brenda

Brenda, Less talk, more action! Cuddy ************************* House (on a Post-It in the conference room) So it could be Lupus, paroneal plastic syndrome, or hemochromotosis. Go run labs. I'm going home.

House (also on a post it) Screw you Foreman ********************** James, Why haven't you come by. We need to talk Bonnie

Bonnie, I'd love to help, really I would. but I promised House that I would help him winterize his bike. Wilson ############################ Chase, HELP!! I am out of drugs and frankly, if we are going to keep doing this, I'm going to need a bump. Allliisson

Dear Allison, I'm sorry, but I'm already having trouble avoiding House who's also asking for drugs. A bump I can manage. Let me know if that'll do. Robert. ***************************** (on prescription pad) Wilson, No matter where you hide this, I'm always gonna find it.... You might as well give up. House

(scribbled at bottom of scrip pad) House-- Stop swiping narcotics illegally. Detective Tritter seems like he has a bone to pick with you, and I don't want to be a part of it. --Wilson ----------------------------- Dear Dr. Foreman, How's life post-House? Miss him yet? xoxo Cameron