Dr. Wilson, I'm afraid I'm unable to supply your order for KY Jelly. Sorry. Marco the pharmacist *** House, Disaster! We need another lube supplier or there's really no point us meeting tonight. Wilson

<-> intercepted message <-> Wilson, There are other pharmacies out there! Just because you won't get it for free, doesn't mean you can't get it. Cuddy. ------------------------------------------ HOUSE, CUDDY INTERCEPTED THE KY JELLY MESSAGE! I THINK SHE WANTS TO GET INVOLVED! WILSON. PS- DID YOU SPIKE MY COFFEE WITH SPEED AGAIN????

Wilson- I am a medical genius with access to an infinite number of exciting pharmaceutical agents. It would be boring of me to use speed again. Do let me know of any side effects you might experience, though, wouldn't want to try anything unpleasant on myself. Ever in deviousness, House Cuddy - You aren't still trying to get pregnant, are you? Anxiously, House

House, Since when do you actually care what I'm doing.. Scratch that. Yes. Maybe. Not with you though. Cuddy __________________________ Kutner I'll give you $300 if you knock Cuddy up. House

House I give you $500,- if you stop sending me notes. Kutner ************************ House Why did you buy Wilson lunch this past week? He's gone home worrying about it. Cuddy

Cuddy, I didn't, actually. I just withdrew about $100 from his savings account. Surprised he hasn't noticed. House ***** Taub, Stop checking me out. Thirteen

Thirteen, You should be so lucky. Taub ************** C C, Wanna come out and play? Thirteen

13 - Ask again on Tuesday. C & C =============== Dear Allison - What color is your hair going to be this year? Loyal Viewer

Dear Loyal Viewer, Whatever color House, I mean Chase wants it to be. Hugs! Allison ================ Dear Wilson, So..... No hard feelings, right? House

Return to Sender, no forwarding Address Provided Princeton PostMaster General ++++++++++++++ Cuddy, Did Wilson leave a new address House

House, Let me check. On this piece of paper he gave me, I'm supposed to reply, "Wilson who?" Cuddy ============== Cameron, Go find Wilson. House.

House, I guess I need to remind you I am so glad we didn't sleep together. Cameron ================== Dear Wilson, Please let me know you are all right. I'm here, if you need to talk. Truly, Cameron

Dear Cameron, Why talk when we can......nevermind. Eagerly awaiting our "talk," Wilson ====================== Mr. House, Our records state that you have not returned "Brokeback Mountain" and "The Notebook" by their due dates. Our standard late fee still applies after six months. Sincerely, John from Blockbuster

Dear John from Blockbuster, I have no idea what you're talking about; I've never been anywhere near those movies. Must be a glitch in your software. —Gregory House ****************** Wilson, I realize you're not talking to me these days, but I really want... I mean... need those DVDs back. —House

House - You're right. Not talking. - Wilson =========== Cuddy - I hear House's limp is gone because of that seizure. So why not move his parking spot to the far far end of the lot. Give him a chance to exercise his leg. Wilson