The Road to Mayfield: Survivor Game for Season 5
Unless the mods say otherwise, it's that time again! I've prepared a list of victims but I need your input on three points first. 1) Is it OK to include characters we haven't seen on-screen yet? 2) Is killing off a baby too evil? 3) Seeing that Hallucination!Amber is really House, should she be included?

It's a game. Include whatever you want. When we did the Three Guys Walk Into a Clinic version, all of the clinic patients, including babies, were included (although they were usually paired with their mommies.)

Is this where everyone starts out with points and then each person deducts or bumps up their number and those who run out of points are killed off?

Well you guys were no help! The Rules: * You may vote once per calendar day. If you vote at 11:59 PM one day, you may cast your next day’s vote at 12:01 AM but that’s it for those two days. And, if you choose to vote like that, you can be sure that several of your fellow voters will be calculating time zones to ensure your votes were on different days. * No matter how much you love or hate an item, you may only vote for or against him/her/it once per day. *Assigning funny nicknames to the victims is encouraged. * All items start with 15 points. * When an item has 5 or fewer points, he/she/it goes on life support. * Item which reach 0 points are dead (and may not be revived). Round One * Votes in Round One are worth + + (plus 2) or - - (minus 2). * You may vote all positive, all negative, or both. * Vote on 3 items a day--no more, no less. * Round One ends when 12 items have been eliminated and 12 remain. Round Two * Votes in Round Two are also worth + (plus 1) or - - (minus 2). * At least one (1) of those votes must be negative. Your other two (2) votes may be positive or negative. Obituaries * This game is a combination of characters and annoying plot points that just seemed to be there or plot points that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. So, for this Survivor game, we want you to find a way to wrap up the plot point that you kill. Characters who are killed still get obituaries. Those about to die, salute you: 15 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Thirteen’s bisexuality 15 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 15 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 15 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 15 Danny Wilson 15 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 15 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm I’ll start the killing: -- Thirteen’s bisexuality (shameless attempt to increase ratings) ++ Cuddy’s motherhood storyline (she’s not just T&A!) -- Simon, the cad 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 15 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 15 Danny Wilson 15 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 15 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World'

++Chase/Cam marriage (the one het ship I like on this show, may it live long, prosper, and keep Ham from resurrecting its ugly head) ++Debbie the Death Cat (better actress than OW) --Snoreteen (combine the two worst characters on the show and what do you get?) 17 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 15 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 Danny Wilson 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship

++ DeeDee ++ The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' -- Sperm! (Help!) 17 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 15 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Danny Wilson 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm

Spreadsheet started. ++ House is even crazier than usual -- Dr. O'Shay for foolishly not wanting to have sex with House -- Becca who took back the baby, thereby extending the baby storyline for a few more episodes 17 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Danny Wilson 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm

++ To the Cat who made Kutner squirm for his life and for just being awesome, I love kitties -- Kutner's subtle suicide, the only newbie I actually really cared for and now he's gone :'( -- Wilson's Woman, for many reasons. One, the mere fact that it took him almost a year to wash out a mug Amber smeared her lipstick on, that's not proof enough that you're ready to "move on" in such a capacity. Also, dude, your schizophrenic bro's nurse at a psych ward? Seriously? 19 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 17 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Danny Wilson 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 13 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm

++ Loved the death kitty ++ For Crazier House ++ For Kutner's story, loved Kutner but his story line was a a powerful one 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 19 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 17 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Danny Wilson 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm

++Crazy House made me cry ++DeeDee for putting the lime in the coconut and scaring Taub and Kutner -- Jason (good actor, stupid role) 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Danny Wilson 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm

++ The hand and side of the brain that just felt left out. He just wanted to know you were going grocery shopping, oh and that he despised your deodorant. Give him some love ++ The Long Lost Brother, for his story finally coming to fruition after 5 years, receiving a name and some acknowledgment. I kiss the feet of continuity -- The Droid Duo 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Danny Wilson 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 11 The Thirteen/Foreman ‘ship

++Chase/Cam --Boreteen --Taub's marriage 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Danny Wilson 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 09 Boreteen

++ Danny Wilson ++ Lucas -- House/Cuddy ship 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 19 Danny Wilson 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Thirteen’s bisexuality 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 09 Boreteen

-- Boreteen before they bore me to death --eco-idiot who put all of his causes before his family -- Thirteen’s bisexuality tried of having it shoved in my face 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 19 Danny Wilson 17 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality 07 Boreteen

Death! Death! Death! -- The virgin (for being stupid AND a liar) -- Lucas (am I the only one who found him creepy and annoying?) -- Jason the hostage taker (for giving us more Thirteen in peril) 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 19 Danny Wilson 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality 07 Boreteen