Ooh, I've never played in this thread before... ++ House's insanity storyline & hallucination!Amber - any excuse to bring AD back was a good one in my view. -- Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse - random, pointless, and the explanation for Wilson's attraction to her (he likes caregivers) was completely contrary to all other indications about his relationships. ++ Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy. I wasn't a fan of the circumstances under which Cuddy *got* the baby, but other than that I thought the storyline was well-handled. 23 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 19 Danny Wilson 19 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality 07 Boreteen

++ Danny Wilson ++ Lucas --Cuddy baby 23 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 19 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behaviour in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality 07 Boreteen

++ Hooker who can act, nice -- Poor Taub -- If only our demoting of Boreteen meant anything to the writers *sigh* 23 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 21 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 15 Karamel 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality 05 Boreteen

--Joyful Virgin --Daddy --Karamel the Deadly Stripper 23 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 21 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 Karamel 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Boreteen

++ I'm crazy for trying, crazy for crying and I'm crazy for loving you ++ Lazarus the hooker -- PDH. The sperm was definitely too much information about a man who still doesn't have a name 25 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 23 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 Karamel 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 11 Thirteen’s bisexuality _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Boreteen

-- Lucas -- Thirteen's bisexuality -- PDH's sperm 25 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 23 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 Karamel 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 09 Thirteen’s bisexuality _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Boreteen

++Daddy House --Bi Thirteen --Boreteen 25 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 23 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 19 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Karamel 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 07 Thirteen’s bisexuality _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 03 Boreteen

Setting up for the kill... ++Deedee ++C/C Marriage --Boreteen 25 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 25 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 21 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Karamel 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 11 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 07 Thirteen’s bisexuality _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 01 Boreteen

Sorry, they're too boring for me to bother voting on them. ++ Some people say I'm mad, and say the word "penguin" after each sentence. -- Karamel for wearing the same naturally flavored, indelible body butter for a decade. -- Jason 27 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 25 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 21 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty' 21 Danny Wilson 21 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Karamel 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 09 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm 07 Thirteen’s bisexuality _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 01 Boreteen

The deed is done! (Maniacal Laugh) -- Boreteen --bi Thirteen ++ Debbie the cute death kitty 27 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 25 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 23 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty 21 Danny Wilson 21 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Karamel 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 09 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Thirteen’s bisexuality Dead Boreteen -Death by Boredom Obituary: Doctors Remy Hadly and Eric Foreman were found dead in Dr. Hadly apartment today. At first the police thought there might have been fowl play involved but the CSI unit was able to determine that both doctors died of terminal boredom. The Medical examiner said he had never seen anything like it before "they actually bored each other to death." When asked to comment colleague Dr. Chris Taub said" Does this mean I get a raise since I'm the only fellow left." And their boss Dr. Greg House was quoted over the phone as rather cryptically saying " I'm cured!" (followed by wild laughter). Everyone else we spoke to were too bored to comment.

What a boring (and fitting) obituary, angelcat. Couldn't happen to a duller couple.

++ Death Cat, with the same name as the gal from Accounting ++ DeeDee, with the same name twice as... well, me ++ Danny Wilson - going with a "D" theme here 27 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 27 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 25 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty 23 Danny Wilson 21 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 11 Karamel 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 09 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Thirteen’s bisexuality

++ Death cat's a cutie ++ Karamel - for her part in making Wilson pantsless -- Con-man Neil who looked like an ex-boss of mine and so clearly was up to no good from the get go. 27 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 27 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 27 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty 23 Danny Wilson 21 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 15 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 13 Karamel 11 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 09 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 09 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Thirteen’s bisexuality

++ Danny ++Lucas --Sperm 27 House’s insanity storyline / Hallucination!Amber 27 DeeDee, Kutner's fake online patient from 'Let Them Eat Cake' 27 Debbie the death cat from 'Here Kitty 25 Danny Wilson 21 Chase and Cameron’s marriage 17 Cuddy’s motherhood storyline / Rachel Cuddy 17 Scott’s alien left hand from 'Both Sides Now' 17 Lucas, P.I. aka "Mr Sprinkles' 15 Kutner’s suicide storyline 15 House’s biological dad, the Sean Connery lookalike 13 The "virgin" from 'Joy to the World' 13 Doug the eco-warrior from 'Saviors' 13 The House/Cuddy ‘ship (in particular their asinine behavior in ‘Let Them Eat Cake’) 13 Dr O’Shay, House’s would-be friend from 'Not Cancer' 13 Becca, the new mother who broke Cuddy's heart in 'Joy' 13 Simon, Cuddy's baby's daddy from 'Joy to the World' 13 Rachel Taub / Taub’s marriage troubles 13 Karamel 11 Neil the con man who scammed Taub from 'Here Kitty' 11 Wilson's girlfriend / Danny's nurse 09 Jason the hostage taker from 'Last Resort' 07 Cameron’s nameless husband’s frozen sperm _____/_____/_____Life Support_____/____/_____ 05 Thirteen’s bisexuality