That's Relevant: House Survivor 5
It's back, and stranger than ever! The Rules * You may vote once per calendar day. If you vote at 11:59 PM one day, you may cast your next day’s vote at 12:01 AM but that’s it for those two days. And, if you choose to vote like that, you can be sure that several of your fellow voters will be calculating time zones to ensure your votes were on different days. * No matter how much you love or hate a plot, you may only vote for or against him/her once per day. * Feel free to re-nickname any plot. The only requirement is that the identity of the event must remain clear to your fellow voters. (Bonus points in the form of praise for making people laugh.) * All plots start with 15 points. * When a plot has 5 or fewer points, he/she goes on life support. * Plots who reach 0 points are dead (and may not be revived). Round One * Votes in Round One are worth + + (plus 2) or - - (minus 2). * Vote on 3 plots a day. * Round One ends when 8 plots have been eliminated and 8 remain. Round Two * Votes in Round Two are also worth + (plus 1) or - - (minus 2). * At least one (1) of those votes must be negative. Your other two (2) votes may be positive or negative. Obituaries * In the other Survivor games, we've done obituaries. However, these are annoying plot points that just seemed to be there or plot points that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. So, for this Survivor game, we want you to find a way to wrap up the plot point that you kill. _/\__/\_ALIVE_/\__/\__/\_ 15 - Ali the Stalker Girl 15 - Honey 15 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - Foreman's brain damage 15 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband 15 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Cameron's blond hair 15 - That guy who shot House 15 - House's daddy issues 15 - 13's bisexuality 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 __/\___LIFE SUPPORT__/\____/\__ None _/\__/\_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing! My votes: ++Guy who shot House --PDH --House's daddy issues _/\__/\_ALIVE_/\__/\__/\_ 17 - That guy who shot House 15 - Ali the Stalker Girl 15 - Honey 15 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - Foreman's brain damage 15 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Cameron's blond hair 15 - 13's bisexuality 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - House's daddy issues 13 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband __/\___LIFE SUPPORT__/\____/\__ None _/\__/\_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++ Cuddy's baby arc ++ Camerons blonde hair -- 13's bisexuality _/\__/\_ALIVE_/\__/\__/\_ 17 - Cuddy's baby arc 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - That guy who shot House 15 - Ali the Stalker Girl 15 - Honey 15 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - Foreman's brain damage 15 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - House's daddy issues 13 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband 13 - 13's bisexuality __/\___LIFE SUPPORT__/\____/\__ None _/\__/\_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

-- Foreman's brain (or lack thereof), Cammie's PDH and 13's sexuality _/\__/\_ALIVE_/\__/\__/\_ 17 - Cuddy's baby arc 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - That guy who shot House 15 - Ali the Stalker Girl 15 - Honey 15 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Foreman's brain damage 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband 11 - 13's bisexuality __/\___LIFE SUPPORT__/\____/\__ None _/\__/\_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

-- Cuddy's baby arc. What's up with those birth control pills? Do we care? ++ Wilson's third wife, Julie. Just who did she cheat on him with? ++ Wilson's LLB. What the hell is wrong with that family anyway!? _/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/_ 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - That guy who shot House 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie. Just who did she cheat on him with? 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother. What the hell is wrong with that family anyway!? 15 - Cuddy's baby arc. What's up with those birth control pills? Do we care? 15 - Ali the Stalker Girl 15 - Honey 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Foreman's brain damage 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband 11 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ None _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

--Ali the Stalker Girl --Cameron's Poor Dead Husband +Chase saying "I'm not rich." _/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/_ 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - That guy who shot House 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 17 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 15 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - Foreman's brain damage 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - 13's bisexuality 09 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ None _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++ That guy who shot House -- Foreman being boss -- Formans brain damage _/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/_ 19 - That guy who shot House 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother17 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 11 - 13's bisexuality 09 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ None _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++Chase's Test of Faith ++Chase saying "I'm not rich" --13's sexuality 19 - That guy who shot House 17 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 17 - Chase's failed test of faith 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 09 - 13's bisexuality 09 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ None _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++ Chase's test of faith -- PDH, 13's sexuality 19 - That guy who shot House 19 - Chase's failed test of faith 17 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 07 - 13's bisexuality 07 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ None _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++ Chase's test of faith, "I'm not rich." -- PDH 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 19 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 19 - That guy who shot House 17 - Cameron's blond hair 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 07 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 05 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++ 13's bi -- Blond hair -- PDH 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 19 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 19 - That guy who shot House 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 17 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 15 - Cameron's blond hair 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 09 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 03 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

++ Chase saying "I'm not rich." ++ Wilson's LLB -- Cameron's blond hair 21 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 19 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 19 - That guy who shot House 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 13 - Cameron's blond hair 11 - Foreman's brain damage 09 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 03 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

--PDH (setting up the kill) --13's bisexuality ++ LLB 21 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 21 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 19 - That guy who shot House 17 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 13 - Cameron's blond hair 11 - Foreman's brain damage 07 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 01 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband _/__/_DEAD_________________ None. Let's get killing!

What a great idea for a Survivor game! I'm all about eliminating the self-obvious ones: -- Chase saying "I'm not rich" (his father cut him out of his will, that's why he's not rich!) -- Wilson's third wife, Julie (she had an affair and left Wilson, oldest story in the world) -- Thirteen's mother having Huntington's (that IS the story, what else could you add to it?) 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 21 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 19 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 19 - That guy who shot House 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 13 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - House's daddy issues 13 - Cameron's blond hair 11 - Foreman's brain damage 07 - 13's bisexuality

-- Cameron's poor dead husband -- House's daddy issues ++ The guy that shot House 21 - That guy who shot House 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 21 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 19 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 13 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - Cameron's blond hair 11 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 07 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ _/__/_DEAD_________________ Cameron's Poor Dead Husband Plot Point Wrap Up A gazillion years ago Dr Allison Cameron's husband died. She had never let go. She had his ashes in a little urn that stood as a monument in her locker. One day she decided she wanted to move on and scattered the ashes overboard of the Ellis Island ferry She moved on in anticipation of a collegue asking her out.

Spreadsheet set up and it's audit time. EC voted for Chase not being rich but didn't add the points; George dropped Honey and Chase being a surgeon altogether; Taiga dropped the life support section. The corrected standings are: 21 - Chase's failed test of faith 21 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother 21 - Chase saying "I'm not rich." 21 - That guy who shot House 15 - Wilson's third wife, Julie 15 - Cuddy's baby arc 15 - Honey 15 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 13 - 13's mother having Huntington's 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 13 - Ali the Stalker Girl 13 - Cameron's blond hair 11 - House's daddy issues 11 - Foreman's brain damage 07 - 13's bisexuality __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ _/__/_DEAD_________________ 16) Cameron's Poor Dead Husband