That's Relevant: House Survivor 5

-- Chase and Chase + LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 41 - Chase's failed test of faith 09 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 03 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

-- Chase, Chase, and LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 39 - Chase's failed test of faith 07 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 01 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

+Ye ol' test o' faith -Head of department __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 40 - Chase's failed test of faith 06 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 01 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/___DEAD__/______ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

-- all __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 38 - Chase's failed test of faith __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 04 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. DED - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/___DEAD__/______ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH. Obit - Wilson's Long Lost Brother Wilson was having a bad day. No, not a bad day, a really bad day. So bad, that even House sensed that something was wrong. "Wilson, you're making me feel sorry for myself. By which I mean, I absolutely need to know why you're sulking so I can do something with that info," House said in perfect rhythm to his improvised game of hit the nurse's station with the ping-pong ball. "Not now House," Wilson said as he walked past his friend, cup of coffee in his hand and a stack of charts in the other. "You wouldn't understand." This irritated him. Since when did he, Greg House not understand something? Aside from girls, which were icky and full of cooties, and even then Cuddy and Stacy never really counted in that category. "What wouldn't I understand?" he asked, deciding the direct approach might actually work this time. He opened Wilson's office door for him. "Thanks, well, I guess I could tell you," Wilson said, placing his things on his desk as House took a leap towards the couch. "It's the fifteenth anniversary of my brother's disappearance." "Oh," House said, disappointed. This meant that no matter what they did, Wilson would be like this the rest of the night, which put a serious crimp into House's personal affairs for that evening. "Did you ever consider calling your mom to ask about it?" House asked nonchalantly. Wilson looked over at him. "Why?" "Because you always tell me to call my mom? Just give it a try." House said, fishing his iPod (by which we define as Wilson's iPod) out of his pocket. Wilson rolled his eyes and picked up the phone, dialing a familiar number. A few minutes later, House felt someone poking him and pulling at the earbuds of *his* iPod. "Thank you House," Wilson said and sat on the free edge of the couch. "Doth thine ears decieveth me?" House asked. He wasn't familiar with getting thanked. "I called Mom. Turns out I don't have a long-lost brother. Just a British comedian named Stephen Fry who was looking for this guy who looked like Hugh Laurie." House was puzzled. "Oh, that's odd," he said as he put the earbuds back in his ear. The subject was never brought up again, and Wilson was in a decidedly much better mood. Steve McQueen squeaked in praise. ETA - edited to move the Chase as Surgeon standing to the correct spot.

I still want answers for both, but all good games must come to an end... --Both __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 36 - Chase's failed test of faith __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 02 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. _/___DEAD__/______ 03 - Wilson's long lost brother - was just a scam by Stephen Fry 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

+Test o' Faith --Surgical Dept. __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ WINNER! - Chase's failed test of faith __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ DED - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. _/___DEAD__/______ 02 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. - replaced House after elaborate back alley scheme 03 - Wilson's long lost brother - was just a scam by Stephen Fry 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH. Chase stood in the alleyway, waiting. Waiting. Waiting. (whooooo. Spooky.) Suddenly, a dark shadow stepped in front of the opening. It checked its left, and then its right, making sure the coast was clear. Seeing that it was, the shadow hurried towards Chase. "Do you have it?" Chase nodded and brought out a manilla folder. The shadow nodded and grabbed the folder. "You sure this is going to work?" "Of course. You'll be back at work by Monday..." The shadow hurried off again. *~*~* It was about a quarter to 3 when Chase's phone rang. He picked it up and mumbled, "Hello...?" "Dr. Chase? I'm sorry to call so late. I was wondering if you could cover the Diagnostics Department for about a year or so. Dr. House is... on loan to the CIA." "Uh, sure. I'll be there." "Thank you, Chase." Chase hung up the phone and grinned to himself. Maybe that Cut-Throat Bitch wasn't so bad after all.

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