+Faith, Department Head --LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 46 - Chase's failed test of faith 14 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. 06 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - obit pending 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- obit to come later 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

+Faith, Department Head --LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 47 - Chase's failed test of faith 12 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 04 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- obit to come later 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH. ~~~~~ Obit - "Moriarty" House was sitting in the park one afternoon, an afternoon devoid of anything horrible such as snow or ice or even clothing in some cases and he was thoroughly enjoying himself. He had logged out of work to take a "mental health day" and no one was going to ruin it for him, especially not Cuddy or Wilson. So, he was happy to report that for once, he was happy. So, House sat there, admiring the little pond in the park when his cell phone rang. He ignored it at first. But then it rang again. And again. Finally, on the fourth call he flipped it open and yelled, "I'm busy!" "Nice to hear from you too," a somewhat familiar and bullying voice said from the other end. "Crap." House replied. "Doctor House, this is Detective Michael Tritter of the Princeton Plainsboro Police Department." "What now! You haven't caused me enough pain and suffering already that now you have to stalk and harass me? I'm a cripple! I should sue." "Dr. House, this isn't about your ordeal, the court has acquitted you of that, and I can't disrespect the court of law. This is about another matter entirely. I believe you were shot at one time? One bullet wound in the neck according to the police report I have in front of me." "What does this have to do with anything?" House asked, wrapping his cane against the picnic table in frustration. "I believe we caught the man who shot you. Can you come down to the station?" "Only if it's not you I'm greeted with." "With pleasure." So House went down to the PPPD and easily identified the man who shot him. A week later, there was a short trial where the man, who decided to legally change his name to "Moriarty," pleaded guilty to attempted first degree homicide, among many other charges. House walked out a changed man, happy that the law for once wasn't against him. Tritter, who finally knew the details of why House was an ass was happy, and decided never to bother the misanthropic doctor ever again. And House lived happily ever after with Wilson and his rat Steve McQueen.

+ surgery -- the others __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 46 - Chase's failed test of faith 14 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 02 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- obit to come later 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

-- faith, surgical + LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 44 - Chase's failed test of faith 12 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 03 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- obit to come later 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

Works for me. Chase - made his own money. And sorry about the kitchen - just wait until you set the pot holders on fire, and then the floor and curtains. This is why I no longer bake.

I really should not be awake right now. +Faith +Multitalent --LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 45 - Chase's failed test of faith 13 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 01 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

--faith +Surgery & LLBean __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 43 - Chase's failed test of faith 14 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 02 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

+Test 'o Faith +LLB --Surgical Dept. __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 44 - Chase's failed test of faith 12 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 03 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

-- faith, surgical + LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 42 - Chase's failed test of faith 10 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 04 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.

+ Chase and Chase -- LLB __/__/ALIVE__/__/__ 43 - Chase's failed test of faith 11 - Chase becoming Head of the Surgical Dept. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/____ 02 - Wilson's Long Lost Brother _/__/_DEAD__/___/___ 04 - The guy who shot House - Tritter caught him. 05 - Chase saying "I'm not rich" -- Who needs Daddy? Chase makes his own money! 06 - House's daddy issues -- became the antithesis of his own father by adopting Chase with Wilson. 07 - Wilson's third wife, Julie - even she recognized that which is House/Wilson. 08 - Cuddy's baby arc - Rottweilers are easier to take care of. 09 - 13's mother having Huntingtons - foiled by an elaborate plot with House, Garrison Keillor, and Lindsay Lohan 10 - Honey - Death by Ali the Stalker Girl in fight over House 11 - Ali the Stalker Girl - Death by Honey in fight over House 12 - Foreman's brain damage - erased by Capt. Jack Harkness and his Retcon 13 - Foreman being the boss for those four weeks in S2 - gone the way of a Mel Brooks' catch-phrase. 14 - Cameron's blond hair - inspired by Britney Spears, post-breakdown. 15 - 13's bisexuality - overshadowed by House and Wilson 16 - Cameron's Poor Dead Husband - one day she decided to move on, to someone at PPTH.