It's the Drugs Talking: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House
Can you think of something that would NEVER be on House?
For example:
House: Foreman. I'm sorry.
Chase: Actually that med-school professor -did- touch me in my naughty place.
Cameron: Foreman, you so deserved to steal my article, you brainiac you.
Chase: I didn't quit Seminary because I wanted too, I just got to old for the priests.
House: You know what you guys? I'm feeling adventurous today. I'm going to drop my vicoden habit!
Stacy: Man, next time it'd be easier to just go for a dude with no legs.
Cuddy: Sure, House. I think it'd be wounderful if you ran that potentially life threatening and expensive test on that patient.
Should I go on?
Should I go on?
Be my guest!
House: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Would you be mine?
Wilson: Sorry *insert cancer patient name here*, I think it's completely unethical to "do you" even if it's your last chance.
Cuddy: Dude...kids suck.
Foreman: Race has nothing to do with this.
Tritter: Oh jeez, House, how can I say no to those puppy eyes? Alright, I'm just going to let you go with a warning this time.
Vogler: Hmmm, I think I shall donate a crap load of money today to a good cause with no strings attached.
POTW: Yes, feel free to do random, painful and unethical tests on me, no questions asked. I won't mind.
ODOR Chick: Hey you guys, I feel great . Perfectly calm and dandy. Yup, life is rainbows and sunshine.
Chase: Cameron, it's Tuesday. You suck. I'm dating Foreman now!
Cuddy: House! Don't you dare do clinic duty! I forbid it!
Foreman: I love House! I want to be just like him when I grow up!
Wilson: House, you're perfect just the way you are. Never change! Can I get you some more Vicodin?
Cameron to POTW: You're lying to your girlfriend, cheating at your sport, killing babies, and torturing kittens as a hobby? Oh wow cool! Can I be your Best Friend?
Foreman: I'm sorry, Chase - take me back.
Foreman: I'm sorry, Chase - take me back.
Why did that make me laugh so hard?
Only one I can think of is completely random and kind of lame.
Wilson: How would I look with a goatee?
~~Wilson: How would I look with a goatee?~~
House: You would look baaaaa-d.
House: (to Wilson) Have I ever told you how pretty I think your eyes are?
House: Don't worry, I'll get the check.
Cameron: I don't care what people think of me.
House: I can't talk to you right now, I'm late for clinic duty.
Chase: I don't use hair conditioner
Foreman: I understand.
Wilson to House: Where were you?
House to Wilson: I was at Mass. I've found the Lord Jesus. He is my savior. Praise the Lord! Alleluia!
Foreman: Chase, will you be my best friend forever?
Chase: I'm an atheist.
House: I found religion.
Chase: Dude, I was out of hairgel at home but you know what? I'm cool with that. *frizzy-hair-slip*
