Wilson: What's wrong with my noodly appendage?

Cameron : We should start having sex. Chase: Sorry, Cameron, I can't. I'm saving myself for House.

Thirteen: I've finally decided I'm going to tell you my secret. (whispers) Sshhh, I'm an intransigent FOX starlet who's hoping to hit it big by being all pretty on the House show: the OC didn't do it, but maybe I can be all big-eyed and cute and they'll like me. Must Flirt. With. Hugh. :-)

House: Can I please get extra pickles on my Reuben? Please?

Alternate endings to YDWTK. House: Cuddy's still wearing her panties and so is Cutthroat Bitch, so whose are these? Cole: They're Dr. Cameron's. She left them in the janitor's closet again. House: Okay Big Love, I've confirmed these are Cuddy's panties. Tell me how you got them and you get immunity this round AND next round. Cole: Dr. Wilson gave them to me in return for doing his clinic hours. They were in the cushions of the couch in his office.

House: Why thank you Dr. Foreman for ironing my lab coat: I wouldn't want to start the day without it. Oh and you've monogrammed my pocket protector: how sweet!

House: Decision time, drum roll please.... Thirteen, you're fired. Thirteen: But-but you didn't fire me after killing that patient, so why now? House: Why? You're asking me why? You drugged me, strapped me to a table and removed pieces of my internal organs, that's why! You're lucky I didn't call the police! (Cole tosses a pair of men's boxer-briefs on the table.) House (stunned): How-how did you... Cole: Figure out that you and Cuddy were wearing each other's underwear? Everyone knows, House.

Found in the "bonus" part of Season 4's dvd set, spoken in valley girl (like duh!) :D : Wilson to House: That like looks like it so totally hurts. I'm like going to order you up some like totally hot pain meds, kay? House to Wilson: Like, oh my god...I like so totally like love you.

House: *opens a Christmas card and smiles lovingly* Oh, that Detective Tritter. He's a sweet one.

Cameron- I wish Cuddy would stop flaunting herself at House. Chase- I wish the flaunting would come in my direction once in a while. *Thinks*, I know I will hurt my leg and become a cripple. Cameron- Even I wouldn't go to that sort of extreme to get attention like that! Chase gives Cameron a wierd side eyed look. Cameron- Fine. I'm bi! What are you going to do about it?

House walks in with dress shoes, tie, suit (bad colors), brushed hair, shaven. House: Hello Nurse Brenda, I'm going to do extra clinic hours all day today! I just love seeing the faces on those patients when they learn they have a cold!

Amber aka Cutthroat Bitch: House, you can't fire me! I'm your long-lost daughter! House: Oh like I'm going to believe... (Amber hands him paternity test results) House: Well, it explains the personality issues and bright blue eyes. Amber (smiling through happy tears): Dad! House (turns away): You're still fired. I only hire women I can lust over.

Nooo, Tagia, House would so say that if CTB showed up with a positive paternity test! House would never say "Offspring!" or "Daughter!" or something of equal or lesser value and smile through happy tears!

Chase: House, umm......Well to tell you the truth....I'm British.