House: Jimmy, whaddaya say we grab a few boxes of kleenex, rent a few LifeTime originals and have a guys night in? James: Sounds......:::happy sigh::: wonderful, sweet heart. Just wonderful Cameron: You guys make me sick. :::mutters under breath:::so sweet, I think I'm getting a friggin cavity.

House: I don't really need my huge Vicodin stash- but it makes me feel manly and cool dry swallowing pills. Cameron: Maybe I should start wearing low-cut tops and stop wearing the granny clothes. Chase: I miss my daddy.. *sobs* i got another thing fot the thread title I was hungover: Lines you will never hear on House thanks season 2 ep "The Mistake".

Wow - the drugs are winning... that sounds bad doesn't it. Apart from being too sexy for his lab coat - and personally I think he nicked Wilsons: House: Of course I'll do my clinic duty - right away.

Patient of the Week: You broke into my house?!?! I'm pressing charges.

Any Female Character: Ew, House is the unsexiest man alive! He's a jerk, he's old, he limps, he's a slob and he smells. I don't know how Dr. Cuddy stands him.

Moderator here. I think everyone's gotten a chance to vote on the thread title, and winning by just one vote is... It's the Drugs Talking: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House I'll be changing the thread title in a day or two, I wanted to give you all an advanced notice about it. I might change it tonight if I get bored.

Wilson: House is a grown man and can take care of himself. I'm not interfering.

Cameron: Now that I'm no longer working with him, I no longer care what House is up to.

House: Okay, to make up for not firing anyone last week I'm firing two this week. Cutthroat Bitch and Thirteen, you're out. Volakis: (starts to protest) 13: (quietly) Is it because I'm a lesbian? (Everyone goes silent and stares at her) House: (pupils dilated, voice hoarse): You're... a lesbian? 13: (looks down, nods) House: (leers) Well then you're not fired. (Foreman starts to argue) Sorry Foreman, she could sue us for discrimination. Don't you have any sympathy for minorities? Volakis: (sees her chance) I'm a lesbian too! House: (in a haze) Two...lesbians...

ALL: We're all Lesbians!! House faints.

CHASE: I'm a lesbian too!

Foreman: House, I am sorry I ever doubted you were the best doctor ever. Please, please let me stay and learn from you.

House: Dr. Cuddy, do you have Det. Tritter's phone number? I need one more for the Seder.

Cameron: Foreman, you could of at least kissed me before you stabbed me. Cole: Climb out of your holes, people!

House: Actually I'm notan atheist or agnostic. I'm a Pastafarian.