Thirteen, eyes brimming with tears and lower lip trembling: House, it's true. I am hiding something. My secret is- House: Don't care. (leaves room)

House to Chase: "Wombat!"

((uh, has anybody else noticed the severe lack of quote on this board title? I can't think of any straight away, though... -mindblank-))

Good one Shipper! Or, from the same scene: It's just so... unfamiliar: Lines you will never hear on House.

This is your moderator here ;) If you have any ideas for thread titles, let me know either here (I'll try to remember to check often) or PM. If you agree to something, I'm pretty sure I can change it for you.

A title can be up to 60 characters long. From the colon to the end there are 34 so that leaves 26 characters before the colon. I really like Is This… an Apology?: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House This is one character too long. That Doesn’t Sound Like You: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House Or we could make the HoYayers cry... I Nailed His Ass: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House

Hee. Irony. We're trying to use House quotes for the "Lines never heard on HOuse" thread. :D *needs sleep*

I got an idea for the thread title: It's the Drugs Talking: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House Foreman: You really think you'll get away with that? Not only is it incredibly dangerous to the patient, it's completely unethical! What were you thinking?! Cameron: I was thinking that it's our best shot at finding out what's wrong. And it's not like the guy has any family to sue us if something goes wrong...

I like "Is this......an apology?" Because we never really did hear the apology. :)

It's the Drugs Talking: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House Ooh, I like that one. :D House: (seriously) I think I need to talk about my feelings... Wilson: *filing nails* Don't care.

I've been looking over the last few posts and here are the ideas for the title: Lines You Will Never Hear on House It's just so... unfamiliar: Lines You Will Never Hear on House Is This… an Apology?: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House That Doesn’t Sound Like You: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House I Nailed His Ass: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House It's the Drugs Talking: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House I'll add this in as a poll in the thread - vote as you will. If we go with the fourth one, might I suggest dropping the "That" at the beginning and going with "It Doesn't Sound Like You…" instead or dropping the "on House" part of the title.

This is more like "if we hear these lines on House the lineup to firebomb the studio starts behind me": House: Okay, you're hired, tell me your name already. Thirteen (hesitates): My first name is Caitlyn Joss. People call me CJ. House: Cute. Makes you sound like a trucker. But in case you haven't noticed, we go by last names here. Thirteen: I... was given up for adoption as a newborn. My adoptive parents, they never really accepted me... House: Sad, but they still must have taught you how to sign your name. Thirteen: When I left home I left behind their name too. I found my birth records and took my birth parents' names... House: Which ARE, before one of us retires? Thirteen (swallows down lump in throat): Cuddy-House.

House: Has anyone seen my sweater-vest? It's pink. Foreman: I'm all out of good ideas for the day. I wanna go home and call my family. Cuddy: No one needs to see my boobs today. Wilson: Nipple rings! THAT'S WHAT I NEED!!!

Now why does the idea of Wilson and nipple rings terrify me? I voted for drugs, but that's just me. I'm happy with whatever - and anything that makes me think of House's little gonzo apology smile is fine by me. ... Cuddy: House, we really need to get you some therapy - it's the whole trying to kill yourself thing. House: Oh my God. It's Lupus. If only I hadn't hacked out the middle of my Lupus text book we could save the patient! Tough - they're dead.