It's the Drugs Talking: Lines You’ll Never Hear on House

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Cuddy: Wilson, please stop worrying about taking care of House. He's my responsibility, not yours. I can handle him. Wilson: ...OK! *runs off on vacation*

House: Cuddy, don't you have any single friends that we can hook Wilson up with?

Wilson: House, you're perfect just the way you are. Blythe House: Greg, you lout of a human being! Stop shoving those f*cking pills down your throat and get me another bloody Mary!

John House: You were right, Greg. You did the right thing. (Yes, I watched SoaCG this morning)

Chase: Foreman is hot, hot hot! Wilson: Hey can I join in? My 50 millionth wife said it was ok.

Chase (before he can stop himself): God damn it, Eric... (gets up and kisses Foreman infront of everyone)

House: Wilson, I love you (off topic) OMG, did you guys see 97 Seconds??? He actually said it!!!! :D (on topic) Foreman (to Cameron): Why'd you hurt Chase? Cameron: Why do you care? Foreman: Because he's mine, and I love him to bits. Cameron (weakly): You're joking, right? Foreman: Nope.

Cameron: Why do we bother having single relationships? Wouldn't it just be easier to have sex as a group??? More fun that way XD.

House: Wilson, I love you (off topic) OMG, did you guys see 97 Seconds??? He actually said it!!!! :D I'm SO happy I was wrong! :D

Anyone: You wanna hug it out, b*tch?

House: (seriously) I think I need to talk about my feelings...

Wilson: It's your life, House, and what you do is none of my business. Good luck! Foreman: Good morning, Dr. House. I've realized I'll never be half the doctor you are, I don't care about saving lives, so I'm taking a job with Dr. Marty where I can improve my golf game and have fun. Cuddy: Chase, you have such great hair. Wanna be my baby-daddy?

House: Cuddy, I'm sorry for making you look like a total idiot, flouting your authority, and generally making a nuisance of myself when I should be working. Can I please make up my clinic duty?

Wilson: House, let's get stoned and screw. House: Hey Wilson, can I borrow your hair dryer? Chase: Allison, do you mind if Foreman watches?

Wilson- I think im gonna become addicted to vicodin. You do it so it must be ok. Cameron- Lets have a group orgy in the closet. House- I think im gonna cry.

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