House: I feel pretty! Or so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty and gay!

Because I rewatched 'Housetraining' last night. Any patient: I'm the one who's dying here, Doctor, how come you think it's All. About. You??

Wilson: I wouldn't presume to tell you how you feel, House. You're the one who knows yourself best. *** House: Wilson, I love you. :cry:

House: Wilson, I love you. What are you talking about? Of course we'll hear that! We will! We Will! *goes crazy*

Good one, hry.

House: *yells in the middle of the lobby* Hey Wilson! I love you! Wilson: *blushes as he hisses* I thought we were going to keep this quiet. *then wilson wakes up*

Cuddy: Greg, I'm pregnant. Cameron: Greg I'm pregnant. Wilson: Greg, I'm pregnant. Chase: Greg I'm pregnant. Foreman: I'm frelling pregnant you ass! House:... I'm suing that birth control Company! Oh and I'm pregnant with Chase's child by the way. Tritter and Vogler: Are we late for the party? Cause we're pregnant too!

Vogler to Foreman: No, Eric, I am your father! (explains a lot, doesn't it? 8)

Actually, I don't mean to be nitpicky, but the real quote goes "No, I am your father." Darth actually never says Luke in that line. And I only know this because it's the most misquoted movie line and I'm a sucker for trivia like that. And here's one. Tritter: Good news! I talked the president into giving pardons to everyone!

Jen, thanks for the correction (though I did want to be clear who Vogler was talking to - for one minute I had this fantasy that it would be Chase - talk about screwed up Daddy issues then!)

Sorry, I didn't mean to be an ass, I just kinda get carried away sometimes.

No, you weren't, I was just joking ;D