I said I was a (HoYay)addict. I didn't say I have a problem.(((group thread hug)))
Back in the HoYay groove. I'm with Miss Violet, so psyched to be here, but basically just on pins and needles waiting for S4 and the DVDs. Although I will say I had the urge to rewatch SoCG the other night (can't imagine why) and that ep—
guh; magnificent HoYay! Right before VegState Guy says he wants to donate his heart to his son, the shot pans from the sandwich Wilson spent all night finding (and paid $100 to have delivered) with ONE little bite out of it . . . up to Wilson's resigned face. RSL slays me.
And the "I don't think my enabling is anything you should be complaining about" line (IIRC . . . which I'm pretty sure I don't.) That line has absolutely no right to come across as hot as RSL delivers it. Making codependency hot is a bad example to set for the wee ones. But he does it so well . . .
While we're waiting for the Boys to come back, I offer up:
Lesbite Tendencies in House Through the Seasons
Season 1: Lesbiciousness = *
Highlights:
•Petra. Hey, she told House he should keep his hands to himself. That just doesn't happen on this show. I call dibs! (I usually do for redheads.) Plus, bonus points for bringing out Wilson and House's shoe snobbery and Wilson's love of musicals.
Lowlights:
•Dead baby in Maternity for the Asian lesbian couple. :cry:
Season 2: Lesbitations = **1/2
Highlights:
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Cynthia Nixon as Anica in Deception. Casual rough sex, anyone? Bueller? Nixon? Edelstein? Speaking of . . .
•See Cuddy jog. See Cuddy's tennis outfit. Rewind to see Cuddy's tennis outfit again. Be jealous of a cotton ball. Repeat.
•Stacy/Cuddy fanfic. :oops:
•Cameron getting blindsided by Max's reveal of Evil Girlfriend-hood at the end of Sleeping Dogs Lie. Max out-creepy-ed SDL's X-files opening and
F. Emasculata's appearance as bubonic plague. Max: She's Just
That Into You. :shock:
Lowlights:
•Sitting through Cameron's yapping in SDL.
Season 3: Lesbisonics= ***1/2
Highlights:
•"I'm hitting that. And it's totally hot." —Dr. Cameron, making up for a thousand treasons with one line because I'm easier than her, apparently. Bonus points to Wendy for the assist.
•"They are nice, aren't they." —Dr. Julie Whitner. Were her and Cuddy to join forces they could
rule the world.
•"Call the Make-a-Wish Foundation." —Dean Cuddy, artfully giving House the red light. She has Whitner now, House. You snooze, you lose to a hot wheelchair doc who carpools to work with the dean.
Lowlights:
•"Bacterial vaginosis in the mouth"
•"squish mitten" Just confusing, really. But not nearly as atrocious as:
•"panty hamster" wrongwrongwrongwrong. wrong.
•Dr. Whitner's failure to make another appearance
•Lack of Cuddy/Whitner slash. :(
•Lack of Cuddy/Whitner/Petra slash. :cry:
•Lack of Cameron/Wendy AU slash. :roll:
fin.
Does anyone know of an Emoticons Anonymous support group?