I'm in love with how House assigns Wilson a guy to have slept with in this analogy:
House: Let's say you had a really fantastic handyman...
Wilson: I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handymen. Do go on.
House: Would Sam ask you to stop using him because you might have had a sexual relationship with him in the past?
:wub:
This is very close to the "Pool boy?" "No." "Not interested" exchange in my "Favorite times in which House imagined Wilson having sex with a guy" list.
I'm in love with how House assigns Wilson a guy to have slept with in this analogy:
House: Let's say you had a really fantastic handyman...
Wilson: I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handymen. Do go on.
House: Would Sam ask you to stop using him because you might have had a sexual relationship with him in the past?
:wub:
This is very close to the "Pool boy?" "No." "Not interested" exchange in my "Favorite times in which House imagined Wilson having sex with a guy" list.
Someone has been kind enough to post the H/W scenes on H/W LJ and that scene is so good I am still rewatching it over and over again :) Just priceless. It definitely makes me think House and Wilson have known each other in the biblical sense.
I'm in love with how House assigns Wilson a guy to have slept with in this analogy:
House: Let's say you had a really fantastic handyman...
Wilson: I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking to ask about handymen. Do go on.
House: Would Sam ask you to stop using him because you might have had a sexual relationship with him in the past?
:wub:
This is very close to the "Pool boy?" "No." "Not interested" exchange in my "Favorite times in which House imagined Wilson having sex with a guy" list.
Someone has been kind enough to post the H/W scenes on H/W LJ and that scene is so good I am still rewatching it over and over again :) Just priceless. It definitely makes me think House and Wilson have known each other in the biblical sense.
And they gave us a gay male hooker, just to confirm.
:wink:
One of my favorite suggestive scenes was in the episode with the CIA, when the operative came House's classroom and House closed the blinds and said something like, "I assume you're going to drop trou, and I don't want to share." Did he really think the guy was a stripper about to put on a show, or was he joking? He didn't seem to be averse to the idea of watching a male stripper.
As far as the gay hooker/masseuse, he could have easily found one in the back of newspapers like the Village Voice or even the Yellow Pages under "escorts." So I don't think that's evidence of his sexual preference. It was funny, though. And the actor was quite good-looking. I wonder if House took that into account when he placed the order. "Send over your best-looking escort with strong hands," or something like that.
I also loved the line he said to Cuddy: "You think about Wilson after sex? Me, too!" although I think he was joking, but still, a girl can dream.....
My favorite thing about the male CIA agent/stripper thing was the way House sat down on the bench. Very slouchy, legs open, showing his readiness to get the lap dance!
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One of my favorite suggestive scenes was in the episode with the CIA, when the operative came House's classroom and House closed the blinds and said something like, "I assume you're going to drop trou, and I don't want to share." Did he really think the guy was a stripper about to put on a show, or was he joking? He didn't seem to be averse to the idea of watching a male stripper.
As far as the gay hooker/masseuse, he could have easily found one in the back of newspapers like the Village Voice or even the Yellow Pages under "escorts." So I don't think that's evidence of his sexual preference. It was funny, though. And the actor was quite good-looking. I wonder if House took that into account when he placed the order. "Send over your best-looking escort with strong hands," or something like that.
I also loved the line he said to Cuddy: "You think about Wilson after sex? Me, too!" although I think he was joking, but still, a girl can dream.....
Well, he did manage to find a nearly-nude male stripper to embarrass Cuddy in Season 5...
I'm sorry, but this thread should have seen some activity after "Better Half" aired. So I'll get it rolling.
House to Wilson: We really gotta get you laid. If I have to plough that furrow myself, so be it.
I'm amazed I haven't seen a fanfic from it yet. One of the great H/W lines of all times!
