I Can't Even Think Straight: The Hoyay Thread

As long as I get to see them kiss ;)

Do you think Wilson will get to put his hand on Chase's breast? I don't know, but my mind just went in complete meltdown because Chandler and Phoebe kiss in that episode, sooooo...

Of course it ends on a nasty cliffhanger of "Do they save soap!Hail the Random in time?!?!?!" Which can begin season 2. And in S2 soap!galexygirl manages to get soap!me out of the evil clutches of soap!Jen and we and soap!407 try to get out of the abandoned soap!hospital on 42nd street. But Soap!jen is tricky! she has her evil henchmen, soap!Jouse, soap!Lully, and soap!radiosweetheart try to block us from getting out of the abandoned soap!hospital on 42nd street alive! S2 will have all sorts of funny antics, such as soap!me and soap!407 doing surgery and soap!galexygirl trapping one of the soap!Jen's soap!henchmen with only surgical tape and stethscopes! the S2 cliffhanger will be soap!jen pushing soap!us out of a window! The show, for me it's all about H/W. I connect everything and read every subtle line with H/W. Crazy, I know If that's crazy, I don't want to be sane!(Not that I, you know, could be.)

I understand. I made a note quote that refers to Hail the Random's post for anybody who wants further details. I think Cameron should -so- be the first to see it, and the first thing she does (after going all emo emo sob over House not having feelings for her) is to go running to Cuddy about sexual contact at work and how inappropriate it is that they should be doing it. And much Chase breast touching should ensue. And in S2 soap!galexygirl manages to get soap!me out of the evil clutches of soap!Jen and we and soap!407 try to get out of the abandoned soap!hospital on 42nd street. But Soap!jen is tricky! she has her evil henchmen, soap!Jouse, soap!Lully, and soap!radiosweetheart try to block us from getting out of the abandoned soap!hospital on 42nd street alive! S2 will have all sorts of funny antics, such as soap!me and soap!407 doing surgery and soap!galexygirl trapping one of the soap!Jen's soap!henchmen with only surgical tape and stethscopes! the S2 cliffhanger will be soap!jen pushing soap!us out of a window! I've always wanted henchmen!!! Oh oh oh, can I also have a cat that I stroke when I'm evil? S3, soap!Jen gets a stroke and wakes up thinking she is the good twin. the soap!good guys (soap!407, soap!gg, ect.) decide to give me a chance because they think the stroke changed soap!me. Too bad my old self starts showing up and I begin to suffer from Multiple personalities!

Don't get me wrong, I would be ECSTATIC if H/W became canon. But I'm cynical and I honestly wouldn't be too upset just as long as their friendship remained the most important relationship in each other's lives. I miss H/W from S1. I wish it would come back in S4. I think I must be the only person who thinks seasons 2&3 are more slashy than S1.

I think House's friendship and his job are still the most important things to Wilson.

I think I must be the only person who thinks seasons 2&3 are more slashy than S1. I so think season 2 & 3 are slashier. Hail the Random, *jen pokes her previous message to show she's include the soap opera that was posted while she was away*

I think that S1 had the banter (dodging chainsaws, anyone?) - but that banter was less slashy, more best-friend-like. There was always the surface HoYay, but nothing serious. S2 was when the relationship started to get a little deeper and thus, the real slashiness ensued. S3 was filled with angst and the slash only built up and increased. If we could keep their relationship as it is now, but get the old banter back at the same time? That would be awesome.

I was pretty much OK with any H/W screentime together, except when there's so much ban tension you could cut it with a scalpel. SO after the soap!good guys take soap!jen to therapy to deal with her soap!multipul personality disorders, soap!Jen begins an evil plot with her soap!therapist, who we don't know yet. In the S3 finale, soap!Jen gets her soap!evil henchmen back together and they capture soap!407!

I think they are getting slashier by the episode, and if all goes well *points to icon*

SO after the soap!good guys take soap!jen to therapy to deal with her soap!multipul personality disorders, soap!Jen begins an evil plot with her soap!therapist, who we don't know yet. In the S3 finale, soap!Jen gets her soap!evil henchmen back together and they capture soap!407! Naturally, I can't stay good for too long. But in S4, things get crazy. soap!407 is saved after a climatic fight on the roof of a 20 story building and then I deal with a mutiny among my henchmen. I get castigated and am now a sole loner, confused as to which side I belong on. That way I'm a neutral character that can't be trusted by either side. Every soap opera needs one of those. You know what I miss? The non-angsty H/W relationship.

I think they are getting slashier by the episode, and if all goes well *points to icon* For that is, indeed, the dream... And you guys, I think soon we may have to take the soap!discussion to the Hizzy or someplace like that :rofl: So very slightly OT.

Jouse, who's the artist in your icon? (Jen, you've got a quote error in your post if you could edit it? thnx)

Fixed it! I was doing that right when you posted! And I'm officially moving the soap as we speak!

I had a weird H/W dream(along with my other weird dream, where I was at the dentist). House was hopping on his good leg and then Wilson caught him in mid jump and House turned into a House doll and Wilson put a parachute on him and dropped him off the Eiful tower.

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