I Can't Even Think Straight: The Hoyay Thread

It's easier this way. 407, you sound like somebody telling their boyfriend/girlfriend that it's time they started seeing other people. Haha. Hah, well, you have no idea how incredibly bad I am at breaking up with people :wink: I now have the mental image of me and an ex on a soap, me with teary eyes, shaking my head and saying it's just easier this way. You'll get over me...(cue dramatic music and a push in on me)... Soap!me is awesome. OHHH! Can I bee your soap!you's evil twin sister? I'll be soap!407's daughter that she gave up when she was 15(we'll pretend soap!407 is older that real!407 is). Dude! I can so be evil and kidnap you too and then 407 must do something dramatic to stop me and save you! Perfect soap opera right there! And then we'll need a concerned soap!parent and soap!407 must have a soap!friend who will STOP AT NOTHING! to help soap!407 rescue her soap!daughter. and of course eviltwin!407 AKA Soap!JenButterfly would have to set up some elaborate plan where she switches places with 407 and nobody can tell the difference and she causes all sorts of mayhem. All the while holding soap!Hail the Random hostage. Personally, I'd love if H/W stayed where it's at right now But, right now they are not in a very hoyay mood, are they? I realize that, but by staying where they're at I mean I'd like it if it stayed an 'in the closet say cute things to each other now and then' thing. Not full blown slash. Well maybe full blown if they lead up to it.

From Sauty: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j13/sautomne/000153xc.jpg You know, this gets away from nailing asses or thinking straight (and personally I will stick with the 'thinking straight', because it is so H/Wcentric), but this screencap got me thinking. I have always known that Wilson dresses conservatively, but it is things like this that make me look deeper into Wilson. When he does the stipes-with-the-stripes thing or (!!!!!!!!!!) the subtle plaid or check with the striped tie, he looks just like guys I have known that have perfect little lives with the little woman, and also pursue men secretively on the side. Just like Wilson does in so many fics and (in our heart of hearts) canon (soon). I wonder, is this a "uniform" for the sly "like-dick-but-married" boys? I have seen so many of those in RL, but I never connected the clothes until I fan-wanked H/W and started seeing Wilson having that fashion sense. Is this more subtext? (If this has been addressed before, I apologize. I didn't go back 15 pages. :oops: :roll: )

The show, for me it's all about H/W. I connect everything and read every subtle line with H/W. Crazy, I know I'm the same ;) Crazy is good for you. I want them to kiss on screen, and all the narrow-minded folks who will be bothered by this can go <insert offensive verb here>. We saw House and Stacey kiss, and (UGH) House and Cameron. If and when H/W were ever to be canon, to not show them kissing would be cowardice at best and blatantly homophobic anyway.

I'd like it if it stayed an 'in the closet say cute things to each other now and then' thing. Not full blown slash. Well maybe full blown if they lead up to it. Just a friendly note, unless you want to make people a bit cranky you probably shouldn't make statements that support staying in the closet. Even if you don't necessarily mean that you'd rather gay people were kept under lock and key, it's not going to make people who are infected with teh gheys very happy. And this ends your friendly neighborhood suggestion for tolerance and open-mindedness for the evening. And this resumes my "Oh my g-d! That picture! It is so suggestive! Don't harsh my buzz, I'm having a fantasy!" for the decade.

It's easier this way. 407, you sound like somebody telling their boyfriend/girlfriend that it's time they started seeing other people. Haha. Hah, well, you have no idea how incredibly bad I am at breaking up with people :wink: I now have the mental image of me and an ex on a soap, me with teary eyes, shaking my head and saying it's just easier this way. You'll get over me...(cue dramatic music and a push in on me)... Soap!me is awesome. OHHH! Can I bee your soap!you's evil twin sister? I'll be soap!407's daughter that she gave up when she was 15(we'll pretend soap!407 is older that real!407 is). Dude! I can so be evil and kidnap you too and then 407 must do something dramatic to stop me and save you! Perfect soap opera right there! And then we'll need a concerned soap!parent and soap!407 must have a soap!friend who will STOP AT NOTHING! to help soap!407 rescue her soap!daughter. and of course eviltwin!407 AKA Soap!JenButterfly would have to set up some elaborate plan where she switches places with 407 and nobody can tell the difference and she causes all sorts of mayhem. All the while holding soap!Hail the Random hostage. And then Soap!407 and her soap!friend(we need someone to play the soap!friend here!) will discover that soap!Jen Butterfly is pretending to be soap!407. And then the plot for season 1 will be soap!407 and her soap!friend trying to resuce soap!me. Personally, I'd love if H/W stayed where it's at right now But, right now they are not in a very hoyay mood, are they? Not after the Tritter arc, they aren't.

I think an arc of closeted-House/Wilson would be hilarious, what with them running (or limping) around, trying to hide it from people and eventually, failing miserably. I have this little montage in my head, very silent-film, chaplin-esque, with House and Wilson trying to meet up in a specific, empty room and having to avoid lots of random people on the way by hiding behind flowerpots and stuff, complete with the Benny-Hill-esque music over the top. House obviously gets waylaid by having to (silently) explain something to Cuddy, Wilson gets tired waiting and many various mishaps later, they bump into one another on a staircase. Much making-out ensues. If you couldn't tell already, my mind generally works in terms of films and television. Also, I have my own soap!family? I've always wanted an evil!soap!twin that doesn't actually look anything like me. I should hope that in this soap, there is plenty of poisoning rich men for their money and pushing doctors down elevator shafts (but then reviving them with brain transplants).

And you'll do all those things with your soap!friend, because soap!me is being held hostage by soap!Jen in an abandoned hospital on 42nd street. I nominate galexygirl as soap!407's crime-fighting soap!friend.

Yay, I always wanted to be someones crimefighting soap!friend

See Hail the Random's last post for the whole quoting mess. Of course it ends on a nasty cliffhanger of "Do they save soap!Hail the Random in time?!?!?!" Which can begin season 2. I'd like it if it stayed an 'in the closet say cute things to each other now and then' thing. Not full blown slash. Well maybe full blown if they lead up to it. Just a friendly note, unless you want to make people a bit cranky you probably shouldn't make statements that support staying in the closet. Even if you don't necessarily mean that you'd rather gay people were kept under lock and key, it's not going to make people who are infected with teh gheys very happy. And this ends your friendly neighborhood suggestion for tolerance and open-mindedness for the evening. See, that kind of sucks when I can't even state an opinion about something without fear of pissing people off. I wasn't saying gays should stay in the closet. Heavens no, if they want to be 'out' great. I don't care. My point is, I was most certainly not trying to be mean, I was just saying I like the sub-text stuff and I'm not sure about how I would feel if it were full blown. Especially if it were with no lead up. I'd prefer for them to do some sort of lead in instead of just suddenly having it happen all in one episode. If they do it suddenly, it might throw people. Besides, I am entitled to my opinion on how I think/want the show should go. And I was most certainly not trying to be intolerant or close minded either, thank you very much. RE: Picture I love how one of the few times you see House smile it's when he's around Wilson.

Oh my... I'm a little dizzy with all that quotes thing! :shock: Not after the Tritter arc, they aren't. But I'd like to think they're getting better by now :D 407 I love your scenario. I'm all about humor. Go write a fic, please!

I think an arc of closeted-House/Wilson would be hilarious, what with them running (or limping) around, trying to hide it from people and eventually, failing miserably. Kinda how Monica and Chandler tried to hide their relationship on Friends? Because I can totally get behind that idea. LOL, yes, because their 'outing' was one of the funniest episodes in the history of Friends... That is exactly how it must be done. Complete with Chase trying to seduce Wilson. Because everyone needs a little extra pretty now and then. Their outing had two of my fave Friends moments ever: when Joey finds out(IN LONDON!!) and the whole episode where the others find out. Hmm, so who's the one who finds out first, since we've already put Chase in Phoebe's shoes ;)

Also, I have my own soap!family? I've always wanted an evil!soap!twin that doesn't actually look anything like me. I should hope that in this soap, there is plenty of poisoning rich men for their money and pushing doctors down elevator shafts (but then reviving them with brain transplants). Of course we'll be poisoning men for their money. Yay, I always wanted to be someones crimefighting soap!friend Welcome to our soap...now prepare to die by my evil hands!!! Mwhahahaha (I need a sidekick.) I think an arc of closeted-House/Wilson would be hilarious, what with them running (or limping) around, trying to hide it from people and eventually, failing miserably. I have this little montage in my head, very silent-film, chaplin-esque, with House and Wilson trying to meet up in a specific, empty room and having to avoid lots of random people on the way by hiding behind flowerpots and stuff, complete with the Benny-Hill-esque music over the top. House obviously gets waylaid by having to (silently) explain something to Cuddy, Wilson gets tired waiting and many various mishaps later, they bump into one another on a staircase. Much making-out ensues. If you couldn't tell already, my mind generally works in terms of films and television. I think I might just put our petty twin sister differences aside and love you for this suggestion. That's also why I would think it would be funny for them to be "in" for a little bit, seeing them run around trying to hide their trail. Of course things would go bad, naturally. ETA: Oh no! Somebody took out my whole quote mess from my last post!

Jen - I had to delete the quotes in your post to sort out the thread. Lully - Haha. This is the problem with my scenarios: they're generally created in the form of silent films or music montages (yeah, my brain works in strange ways). Without the music, it just does not work...:rofl: GG - I know. TOW They All Find Out = Best. Episode. Ever. In this scenario, I'm thinking that it would be funny for Cameron to find out first, since we all know that she can't keep her mouth shut. Do you think Wilson will get to put his hand on Chase's breast?

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