Humanity is Overrated: The Snarky Comeback Game
We all know how infamous House is for his quick wit and sharp tongue, now, we here at House's House of Whining get to be just like him! It's what we do best! The object of this game is to out-snark each other and is very easy. A person posts a saying, quote, or anything else that could be said by a character on the show, recurring or otherwise. The next person replies with what House or another character would say in reply, as well as posting a new statement to snark back at. The only rule is that the character and/or saying must be able to exist in the House-iverse! So, Vogler dancing around the clinic in a pink tutu singing "I Feel Pretty," no matter how frightening/funny it may be, would not normally exist in the House-iverse, unless you can put it into context. I'll start: House: Cameron! Why is your hair blonde?

Cameron: I got tired of Chase getting all the attention. Wilson: House, stop it. This isn't funny.

House: It is from where I'm standing. Foreman: These test results just don't seem consistent.

House: That's because they're a PICNIC. Cameron: When will you stop picking on me?

Wilson: Barstard. House: Love you, too.

Wilson: Wait, have the pod people invaded earth or did you just say you love me too? Chase: But the ANA said it -is- lupus this time.

House: That's cause Foreman paid Evil Nurse Brenda to run the ANA for him. That's just begging for trouble. Evil Nurse Brenda: House. Exam room Four.

House: Never on a first date...unless you're a hooker. Foreman: You're an ass, House.

(After Foreman wallks in on Chase and House making out in Exam Room One) Chase: (Slaps House across the face) I hate you! House: (nudges Chase with his cane and sniggers) no you don't!

Chase: I do so! Just because I know my way around a bottle of shampoo (unlike SOME people) doesn't mean I don't have all-natural blond tresses! *fluffs tresses* Cuddy: House, have you seen my vibrator?

House: I borrowed it to give Wilson a massage. Wilson: When will you grow up?

Andie the Cancer Kid: I can't, I'm going to die *tears* House: Where's my gameboy?

Chase: Uh....Cuddy gave it to the fangirls so that they would leave the hospital alone. House: Oh, that's cute.

Chase: Thank you! Her name is Miss Kitty Fantastico! *cuddles kitten* Cameron: House you can't do that!

House: *cuddles his own kitten* But I like the name 'Studmuffin'!! Cuddy: What is that?