House Survivor
Ah, remember this from the good ol' days at the Other Place? Here are the rules: The contestants (I'll call them "victims") all start off with 15 points. HHoWers can then cast either a (++) vote to give a victim 2 points, or a (--) to take away 2 votes. Each HHoWer can only cast their votes once a day. That's a calendar day, not 24 hours between votes. You can vote at 11:59pm, and again 2 minutes later at 12:01am. You can vote for 3 people at a time. When a victim's vote total reaches 0, he or she is eliminated. When half of the field is eliminated, then victims will only be allowed to receive 1(+) vote, while still potentially receiving 2 negative votes. At this time, all votes must include at least one victim with a (--) vote because we don't want to just continue to vote everyone up. This is to help make sure the game doesn't last forever. Also, you can not vote for one victim multiple times in a day (i.e. you can't slap Mark Warner with 6- in a day!)... it has to be 3 different victims. Alliances are fine. Voters should be aware that if a HHoWer puts an alliance under white text, it's not a spoiler for House the show, it's a spoiler for the game. You’re under no obligation to suggest your alliances in spoiler tags. Also, you are under no obligation to join an alliance. *** Please also post the standings with your vote, in rank order. It makes it easier to do the math and prevents an overkill/waste of vote. It also helps if you bold the victims' names whose vote tallies you just changed. *** 1) Feel free to re-nickname the victims (or add their real name) as you see fit. Bonus points awarded to the HHoWer who gets people into trouble at work when they burst out laughing at something hysterically disgusting and/or funny. 2) The HHoWer who votes a victim dead gets to concoct and describe the method of death. This can be as painless or brutal or speedy or horrendously drawn out as the HHoWer sees fit. Virtual cookies and applause for the best, and by that I mean worst, deaths. Without further ado: 15 - House 15 - Wilson 15 - Cuddy 15 - Chase 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Vogler 15 - Stacy 15 - Tritter(this should go fast) 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Steve McQueen 15 - Evil Nurse Brenda 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Mark(who always goes first or second. Uphold tradition, people!) Here are my votes: ++ENB ++Wilson --Mark /\__/\_ALIVE_/\__/\__/ 17 - Wilson 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 15 - House 15 - Cuddy 15 - Chase 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Vogler 15 - Stacy 15 - Tritter(this should go fast) 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Steve McQueen 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 13 - Mark(who always goes first or second. Uphold tradition, people!) /\____/\__LIFE SUPPORT__/\____/ None...yet. /\__/\_DEAD___________

I hope I'm getting this right, if not, someone will hopefully tell me or punish me terribly... Here are my votes: ++House ++Steve --Mark /\__/\_ALIVE_/\__/\__/ 17 - Wilson 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - House 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Chase 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Vogler 15 - Stacy 15 - Tritter(this should go fast) 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 11 - Mark /\____/\__LIFE SUPPORT__/\____/ None...yet. /\__/\_DEAD___________

++House ++Wilson --Mark /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 19 - Wilson 19 - House 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Chase 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Vogler 15 - Stacy 15 - Tritter(this should go fast) 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 09 - Mark /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ None...yet. /__/_DEAD__________

++Chase --Vogler --Tritter (voting against those two will not disturb tradition. Mark will go first). /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 19 - Wilson 19 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Stacy 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 13 - Vogler 09 - Mark

Let me try... ++ Wilson ++ House -- Stacy (I don't hate her, but I hate "arcs") /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 21 - Wilson 21 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 13 - Stacy 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 13 - Vogler 09 - Mark

++ Stacy -- Steve McQueen -- Ali /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 21 - Wilson 21 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 15 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 13 - Vogler 09 - Mark /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ /__/_DEAD__________

++ Steve McQueen ++ Wilson -- Ali /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 23 - Wilson 21 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 13 - Vogler 11 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 09 - Mark /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ /__/_DEAD__________

++Wilson --Mark --Ali, Stalker Extrordinare /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 25 - Wilson 21 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 13 - Vogler 09 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) 07 - Mark /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ /__/_DEAD__________

++Wilson --Mark --Ali, Stalker Extrordinare /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 27 - Wilson 21 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 13 - Vogler 07 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 05 - Mark /__/_DEAD__________

++Wilson ++House --Vogler /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 29 - Wilson 23 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - Tritter(this should go fast) 11 - Vogler 07 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 05 - Mark /__/_DEAD__________

++Wilson -- Tritter --Vogler /__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 31 - Wilson 23 - House 17 - Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 11 - Tritter(this should go fast) 09 - Vogler 07 - Ali(the Stalker Girl) /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 05 - Mark /__/_DEAD__________

++Chase -- Vogler -- Mark __/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 31 - Wilson 23 - House 19 - Robert "Let's Go Outback Tonight" Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 11 - Tritter(this should go fast) 07 - Edward "Money Can't Buy Me Love" Vogler 07 - Ali (the Stalker Girl) /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 03 - Mark "It's only a flesh wound!" Warner /__/_DEAD__________

++Chase --Vogler --cane __/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 31 - Wilson 23 - House 19 - Robert "Let's Go Outback Tonight" Chase 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 17 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Allison "You Give Love a Bad Name" Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 11 - Tritter(this should go fast) 07 - Ali (the Stalker Girl) /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 05 - Edward "Money Can't Buy Me Love" Vogler 03 - Mark "It's only a flesh wound!" Warner /__/_DEAD__________

++Wilson --Tritter --Mark __/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 33 - James "I'm On Speeeeed" Wilson 23 - House 19 - Robert "Let's Go Outback Tonight" Chase (lol! That's a good one) 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 19 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Allison "You Give Love a Bad Name" Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 11 - Officer "I'm Above the Law" Tritter 07 - Ali (the Stalker Girl) /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 05 - Edward "Money Can't Buy Me Love" Vogler 01 - Mark "It's only a flesh wound!" Warner /__/_DEAD__________

--Ali Stalker Girl --Tritter --Mark __/__/_ALIVE_/__/__/ 33 - James "I'm On Speeeeed" Wilson 23 - House 19 - Robert "Let's Go Outback Tonight" Chase (lol! That's a good one) 17 - Evil Nurse Brenda 19 - Steve McQueen 15 - Cuddy 15 - Allison "You Give Love a Bad Name" Cameron 15 - Foreman 15 - Weird Night Janitor Who Wears His Pants Backwards 15 - Red and Grey Tennis Ball('BOUO' is Other Site property) 15 - Stacy 13 - House's 'Highway to Hell' Cane 09 - Officer "I'm Above the Law" Tritter /____/__LIFE SUPPORT__/____/ 05 - Ali (the Stalker Girl) 05 - Edward "Money Can't Buy Me Love" Vogler DED - Mark "It's only a flesh wound!" Warner /__/_DEAD__________ 16 - Mark Warner I declare an Obit Contest for Mark Warner. Everyone writes an obit for him and the best one wins. Voting after everyone submits.