The Death of Lies House wouldn't lie -- he sure did love Earth Day. The way that everyone seemed to want to come together for a good cause, the best cause really...saving the world. Damn those crazy liberals; sometimes their good works made him want to weep tears of joy. "House, wait!" Cameron's sudden exclamation from behind him made him spin his tracks before he was able to walk outside and hug a tree. "House, there's something you need to know. I won't lie to myself anymore -- I love you." "What?!" Chase seemed to appear out of nowhere. "Cameron, I can't believe you." "Chase, I said that I couldn't lie anymore..." "I know. I just didn't realize that we had something else in common. I love House, too." The three sighed gleefully and pulled in for a group hug. "What's going on here?" "Dr. Cuddy, we were just telling House..." "...And why didn't anyone tell me? I can't hide anymore either. I love House as well." "Come here, you big-assed administrator, you." House was leaning in for a kiss when a hand was thrust between them. "Not before I can get in on this." "Wilson?" "House, I should have told you after you told me. I love you, too." "I always knew that you did, sweetheart." "Sweetheart?" "Yeah, it's my secret pet name for you." Everyone sighed again. It was sure nice getting this off their chests. "House!" The love fest was interrupted by Foreman and the newbies running through the lobby. "We have a case." "What are the symptoms, Foreman?" House asked, never removing himself from his lovebirds. "Heart palpitations, giddyness, and a general lack of depression." "Sounds a lot like love to me. Who's the patient?" "Me. I love you, House." House nodded his approval and shifted his glance to his new fellows. Taub and Thirteen flashed ecstatic grins. They couldn't hide their love for House anymore, either. Only Kutner stayed behind. "Kutner?" "I won't lie, Dr. House. I hate your guts. I was just telling you what you wanted to hear." "Good man." And they all lived happily, truthfully, ever after. The end.

Bwah! I love it, Chipmunk! And thank you, P! I love triple-deaths. Which makes me sound really sick.

I only got to do it because Chipmunk was nice enough to vote. I PMed her because she was the only other person who had been trying to save Obsession. And that set up the last ones for a wipe-out.

The game actually got really good toward the end because it was unpredictable. I'm glad you got to save the one you wanted though, P. ;)

I looked back at my votes and all but one of them included a + for Obsessions. Fortunately, when Chipmunk joined us, she was voting for it too. And I owe 2 obits, I know.