Forgive me for writing something this silly: "Dr. Chase, a moment?" Cuddy approached the young man with the new hospital lawyer, Stacy. Chase hesitated, but turned to face Cuddy and Stacy, making eye contact with neither of them. "What's that?" Cuddy asked, nodding toward the petri dish in his hand. Instead of speaking, he held it up for her to read that it was marked, "Leprosy." "You're walking around with leprosy?" Stacy asked. "Isn't that dangerous?" He shrugged. Cuddy was annoyed, "You didn't have trouble talking to Vogler." "That's why we need to see you," Stacy warned. "Come with us." Chase shook his head. "It wasn't a request," Cuddy snapped. Suddenly, Chase threw the petri dish at the women and took off running. "My clothes!" Cuddy wailed. "My beatiful, slutty clothes!" She turned to a security guard, "Go after him!" "Get the dogs!" the security agent ordered into a walkie-talkie. Within a minute, the floor was teaming with security guards searching for Chase. "There he goes!" Stacy yelled, following him as he made a dash for the stairwell. She caught up with him just as he started to open the door, jumped on his back and screamed, "How dare you throw leprosy at me!" Chase said nothing, but tried to throw the woman from his back. Stacy grabbed ahold of his hair and yanked. To her shock, his hair came off in her hands, revealing brunette tresses hid under a wig. In her surprise, Stacy fell backward, landing on the security dog. Cuddy realized Chase was not Chase and yanked the rubber mask from his face revealing a young medical student. "Who the hell are you and where is Dr. Chase?" As it turned out, Chase was tied up in the basement while young Remy Hadley was masquerading in disguise as Vogler's spy. Cuddy's clothes were ruined by the the leprosy bacteria. Given how contagious leprosy is, it actually ruined her whole wardrobe. Stacy was so guilt-ridden over being used as a weapon go kill an innocent dog that she left PPTH never to return. --all 42 - Nuns! (Damned if you Do) 10 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 02 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) _/__/_DEAD_________________ 04- Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) 07 - Diet Pills (Control) 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number

Hee! Very nice, e_c, and you know we never object you you writing silly things. Crack is good. We like crack. (I should say THAT in Spanish class.) --Nuns, Georgia +Vicodin 40 - Nuns! (Damned if you Do) 08 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 03 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) _/__/_DEAD_________________ 04- Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) 07 - Diet Pills (Control) 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number

That was awesome, e_c :D -- All of them! 38 - Nuns! (Damned if you Do) 06 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 01 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) _/__/_DEAD_________________ 04- Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) 07 - Diet Pills (Control) 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number

+ Vicodin, Nuns -- Georgia 39 - Nuns! (Damned if you Do) __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 04 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) 02 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) _/__/_DEAD_________________ 04- Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) 07 - Diet Pills (Control) 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number

Hum... I'd kill Vicky, but someone would have to write the death - please! I'm sure 13 would be happy to continue her slaughter and include Georgia too, right, e_c? :wink: -- All __/__/__ ALIVE __/__/__ 37 - Nuns! (Damned if you Do) __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ 02 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) _/__/_DEAD_________________ 03 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) -- someone will be nice and will write the death, because I suck doing these things! 04 - Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) 07 - Diet Pills (Control) 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number

--Okay, fine. I'll do it.... LOL When young Dr. Hadley started her internship, she was visited in the clinic by a lovely old lady who had been diagnosed with syph. 13, not the best intern, perscribed Vicodin for her instead of antibiotics. She told her to take 2 pills 4 times a day. Geogia barely got the 7th and 8th Vicodin into her mouth before the bottle fell out of her cold, dead, overdosed hands. Her beagle thought, "Candy! Yum!" and ate the rest. Both were found hours later by Georgia's distraught son. Meanwhile, back at the convent, the nuns continued their fervent prayer... "Dear God, please keep us away from that doctor of death they call 13." __/__/__ ALIVE __/__/__ 35 - Nuns! (Damned if you Do) -- Their prayers keep them safe from 13. __/___LIFE SUPPORT__/____/__ _/__/_DEAD_________________ 02 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) -- Along with her dog, OD'd on Vicodin thanks to 13. 03 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) -- 13's latest murder weapon 04 - Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) 07 - Diet Pills (Control) 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number

Wow. I think I managed to go the entire game without killing someone. I'm impressed with me. Very nice, e_c! :D

e_c, somehow I get the feeling that you are not enamored of Thirteen :lol: Lovely obituaries.

It's bad enough that her stupidity killed a man, but when you throw in a dog... Hmph. You know how I am about animals! HTR--I went on a rampage. I took out 7 on my own (with a little help from 13) and did the obit for an 8th by request.

e_c, that was great! Well, maybe not for the victims... Thank you for doing the dirty job! :P

Obit: Carmen Electra, Diet Pills aka: Thank You Russel T Davies!!! "So good of you to come Ms. Electra, how unfortunate however that Mr. Vogler could not make it in today, there was an accident." Carmen Electra sat at a desk in the corporate offices of VoglerTech Rx, the pharmaceutical company now formerly owned by Edward Vogler. She looked ahead with a vague and blank expression on her face. The marketing director hoped that this would not be a problem for their ad campaign. "Okay, um, why am I here?" she asked. "We have this new diet pill we'd like you to try, straight from the UK. It's the newest fad over there," the marketing director said. "And we'd like to push this special pendant as well, as the special offer with our new Adipose diet pill." "Um okay." "Great. We'll show you down to our studio, but first, as required by law, you'll have to try the product." "Oh sure," Carmen said as she took the pill and a glass of water from the marketing director. The next day Carmen returned, ready to shoot the commercial. "It's like the fat just melts away," she said, as she picked up a gold pendant that marketing had left lying on the table. "I feel so much lighter, and I even lost a couple of pounds overnight! What a miracle," she said as she started playing with the pendant, but no one was paying attention. So she repeated herself but heard a large groaning sound from her stomach. "Ewww! I'm bulging out!" she yelled as she looked down and saw this bulge of fat emerging from her abdomen. She played with the pendant some more, but more and more bulges emerged from her body. "What's going on?" Carmen yelled and suddenly, she just popped, little tiny marshmallow men started running around where she had once stood. "Oh dear, that happened in the UK," said the marketing director, taking out his BlackBerry. "We should never show them that pendant." ~~~~~ Final Standings: WINNER: Nuns! 02 - Georgia the Syphilitic Poet (Poison) -- Along with her dog, OD'd on Vicodin thanks to 13. 03 - Vicodin ('cause they're yummy!) -- 13's latest murder weapon 04 - Chase as Judas (Vogler arc) -- actually 13 in disguise 05 - Leprosy (Cursed) -- burned along with Cuddy's clothes 06 - Carmen Electra (Three Stories) -- popped by an alien 07 - Diet Pills (Control) --- was an alien 08 - Cuddy's wardrobe -- fell victim to 13's leprosy bacteria 09 - Stacy (Honeymoon) -- guiltridden after killing a dog in an altercation with 13 10 - Lacrosse (Paternity) -- Joined forces with the evil 13, killing a man and his dog. Banned in NJ. 11 - Lupus (It never is!) (obit to come) 12 - Vogler (the arc) - went for a ride in a cab 13 - Trichinosis (Pilot) - went for a ride in a cab 14 - Foreman's criminal record (Histories) - he's just bad at stealing cars 15 - Dating your Colleague (Cameron sub-arc) - found out how bad Foreman is at stealing cars 16 - Mark - 13 is his unlucky number