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Lully- 01-20-2008

Oh, I missed this game so much! ++ Amber ++ ROF -- #23 (she was the real Cameron-clone) 23 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 21 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists whose names I never learned 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 13 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon 09 - Foreman, the needle-stabbing article-stealing arrogant ass __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 03 - Thirteen, "mysterious" internist who may have Huntington's disease

Taiga- 01-20-2008

++ Kutner, because it's nice to see a character who's light-hearted -- Foreman (seriously, why do TPTB love his character so much?) -- Twin doctors, a one-scene joke 23 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 21 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 13 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 13 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon 07 - Foreman, who will never be House __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 03 - Thirteen, "mysterious" internist who may have Huntington's disease

arizonamyrie- 01-20-2008

++ CTB -- Foreman, 13 25 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 21 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 13 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 13 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon 05 - Foreman, who will never be House __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 01 - Thirteen, "mysterious" internist who may have Huntington's disease

Taiga- 01-20-2008

OK I guess it's up to me. -- Thirteen -- Petra Gilmar -- Twins 25 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 21 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 13 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon 05 - Foreman, who will never be House __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ _____________Flatline___________________ 00 - Thirteen, "mysterious" internist who may have Huntington's disease From the Princeton newspaper, the name of which I'm too lazy to look up: Police are investigating the brutal murder of a doctor at Princeton Plainsboro last Tuesday night. "It's always Tuesdays", said Lou the night janitor. A doctor identified only as "Thirteen" was stabbed to death in the conference room of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine, where department head Dr. Gregory House was shot less than two years ago. "At least the stains are kept to one carpet", said Lou. Dr. Allison Cameron, an attending in the Emergency Medicine department and a former fellow under Dr. House, was arrested for the murder. Eyewitness reports said that she was found standing over the victim's body shouting "I'm the beautiful brunette with the tragic past around here, bitch!". The victim is being assessed by a psychiatrist for mental fitness, as she is actually blonde. "Apparently she thought that Dr. House and Thirteen were having an affair", said Dr. Amber Volakis, the doctor replacing Dr. Thirteen in the Diagnostic Medicine department and a "new but close" friend of Dr. Cameron. "I don't know where she got that idea from. We were talking and, well, she went nuts and ran over here to confront Thirteen. I don't know what the knife was doing lying on the table like that." Investigators are trying to determine Thirteen's new name, as the paperwork identifying her has been lost. In a press release Dr. Cuddy stated that Dr. Cameron would be returning to work after her psychiatric hold was over. "We don't take people stabbing colleagues that seriously around here", she explained.

Hail the Random- 01-20-2008

Damn! I was going to off 13, but I forgot! *headdesk* But bravo! Tagia, that was wonderful! ++AMBER!! --Foreman --Taub 27 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 21 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 11 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 03 - Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! _____________Flatline___________________ Thirteen, who DID have Huntingtons. (And there was great rejoicing! "Yaaaaay.")

arizonamyrie- 01-20-2008

I always thought we kept track of cause of death via the official "obituary." HTR, can I change it at the bottom? Anywhoo, new day, new vote: ++ CTB, Petra Gilmar -- Foreman 29 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 21 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 11 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 01 - Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! _____________Flatline___________________ 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

hwshipper- 01-21-2008

++ Dobson, Gay Doc -- Taub 29 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 23 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 19 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 13 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 09 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 01 - Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! _____________Flatline___________________ 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

cutiepatutti65- 01-21-2008

++ ROF -- Bitch, Brennan 27 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 25 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 19 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 11 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 09 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 01 - Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! _____________Flatline___________________ 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

extra_cat- 01-21-2008

++Foreman (No one rolls his eyes and reads magazines better!) --Openly gay (again, because he didn't exist!) --Kutner (I hear they're taking applications at White Castle) 27 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 25 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 13 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 11 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 09 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 03 - Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! _____________Flatline___________________ 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

Lully- 01-21-2008

I'm in a bad mood today... -- Foreman -- Brennan -- # 23 27 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 25 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 09 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 09 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ 01 - Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! _____________Flatline___________________ 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

Poeia- 01-21-2008

++ Amber, Petra -Foreman 29 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 25 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 19 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 09 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 09 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/ ____/ Somebody, Pull the Plug Already ___/___/___ _____________Flatline___________________ 15.) Foreman, Lupe's coming to get you! 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's. ~~~~~~~ Eric Foreman was sick. Really sick. His boss, Dr. Gregory House, wanted to run some tests on him. Forman refused, saying “I don’t need you, House.” As his health continued to decline, Foreman continued to think. Finally he realized that the Naegleria had returned. If only he could do the tests to confirm it himself… But no doctor, even one as gifted as Foreman knew himself to be, can do a white matter brain biopsy on himself. The neurosurgeon Foreman handpicked did an excellent job but Foreman’s brain couldn’t handle a third biopsy in just two years. It shut down and the OR team was unable to revive him. House took over the post-mortem and found that Foreman had died of untreated lupus.

Hail the Random- 01-21-2008

++Amber --Bottom 2 /\__/\__/\_Alive_/\__/\__/\_ 31 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 25 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 19 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 07 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 07 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon /\____/\__Life Support__/\____/\__ No one. This must not be PPTH then. /\__/\__/\_____Flatline_________ 15.) Foreman, Naegleria and lupus. Where's the vasculitis? 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

DrSpaceman- 01-21-2008

++Amber because I'm rewatching "Mad Men" and digging Francine. ++Brennan, because his revelation as a psycho surprised me and made me gasp. --Petra, cause I don't think she was that great. /__/__/_Alive_/__/__/_ 33 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 25 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 17 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 09 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 07 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon /____/__Life Support__/____/__ No one. This must not be PPTH then. /__/__/_____Flatline_________ 15.) Foreman, Naegleria and lupus. Where's the vasculitis? 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

hwshipper- 01-21-2008

++Dobson ++Gay doc --Taub /__/__/_Alive_/__/__/_ 33 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 27 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 19 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 15 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 09 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 05 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon /____/__Life Support__/____/__ No one. This must not be PPTH then. /__/__/_____Flatline_________ 15.) Foreman, Naegleria and lupus. Where's the vasculitis? 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.

Lully- 01-22-2008

++ ROF ++ Kutner -- #23 __/__/___Alive___/__/__ 33 - Amber Volakis, cutthroat bitch with so many possibilities 29 - Dobson, Ridiculously Old Fraud with a hotline to House's social calendar 19 - An openly gay doctor, preferably hot (=Wilson, we just need some time to get to the openly bit) 17 - Petra Gilmar from 'Kids', sassy but not hired because of her shoes 17 - Kutner, sports and rehabilitative medicine specialist and all around menace 15 - Desai, former vetrinarian 15 - Cole, geneticist and black Mormon single father 15 - #10, Hot guy from 'The Right Stuff' fired for being a tattletale 15 - #2, Immigrant from 'The Right Stuff' 15 - An Asian doctor. Come on, how unrealistic is it that we haven't had a single one? 11 - Twin pediatric endochrinologists #15A and #15B 09 - #23, ER doctor from 'Alone' who was fired for thinking Buddy Ebsen was Neville Chamberlain 09 - Brennan, Doctors Without Borders epidemologist and psycho 05 - Taub, adulterous plastic surgeon __/___/___Life Support___/____/__ No one. This must not be PPTH then. __/__/__Flatline__/__/__ 15.) Foreman, Naegleria and lupus. Where's the vasculitis? 16.) Thirteen, killed by Cameron and her lust before knowing if she had Huntington's.