Frequently Asked Questions
What is this place? A relaxed and groovy House message board put together by and for fans of House and all House related-stuff. This is a new and unique forum - we like to think of ourselves as special snowflakes, completely unique individuals in a sea of sameness bringing light to an otherwise humdrum world. Do join us and share with us what makes you special. Does the world really need another House message board? Research shows that love is all you need, but another House message board might inspire the spreading of love. So, it seems like a good idea, yes. House and Cameron are in love and should get married and have eighteen blue eyed babies. That's sounds...crowded. House has lived in the same tiny apartment for fifteen years and only recently got all his stuff right where he likes it. But, feel free to explain in great detail why the House/Cameron ship will circumnavigate the globe. But remember all ships must stick to their assigned shipping lanes, so no sea battles with other ships and stay on course, ie the House/Cameron thread. The HoYay and HetYay threads are also pretty good places to dock. House and Wilson are obviously in love and should have lots of hot man sex. Yes, yes they should. Feel free to share your graphic and detailed ideas about how this might play out in the HoYay thread or the House/Wilson thread or the House/Cuddy/Wilson thread if you think that Cuddy might enjoy a little fun. You're discriminating against my OTP! We here at House's House of Whining appreciate your concerns and promise that we are open to discussion of all possible pairings despite the fact that (with the exception of Cameron and Chase doing it everywhere all the time and House and Cuddy that one time) no one in House-land has sex with anyone ever. Really, what kind of mixed up, screwy world do they live in that Wilson can't get no satisfaction? All ships are welcome here. We do not discriminate. We may wonder what the hell you're thinking, but we won't try to stop you from thinking it. Can I start new threads? If the topic does not fit into any previously established thread, then yes. If you have any question as to whether or not the topic fits somewhere else feel free to PM a mod or other in-the-know type person. With regards to games in the Cafeteria, let's try not to start so many that the board gets cluttered. What kind of rules does this place have? House's House of Whining loves rules. Well, some of the people love rules. I love pie and beer (not necessarily at the same time.) If more people lived by the pie and beer life plan there would be less arguing. But everyone would probably be as lazy as I am. It's taken me 6 hours to write the first 370 words of this FAQ. Please read and familiarize yourself with the forum rules before posting. And send me a 12 pack from your local brewery. Do I have to wait for my application for membership in your fine club to be approved? Only as long as it takes for the email to makes its way through the various tubes on the Internet to your mailbox, my dear. No longer than that. There will be none of that messy "Application Review." You need only apply in order to become a part of our forum family. Inclusion is our middle name. I've forgotten my password! Try clicking on where it says: "I forgot my password" That's a good place to start. If you forgot your username and email address you might want to pursue some sort of medical intervention. OH HAI GUYZ! ME AND MY BFF JILL RLY TTTLY IS LIEK INTO HOUSE CHASE IZ DA SEXXORS! RITE? That's lovely. That's also what unlimited text messaging is for. You may not be banned for posting in 'net speak or txt talk or whatever it is you young people employ whilst dialoguing, but you will be ignored and/or given stern talkings to that will get very old very fast. Just like poor grammar and spelling. This isn't 8th grade English, but it isn't an AIM chatroom either. Some of the residents of House's House of Whining are old and cranky and do not understand your youthful ways. Please, consider the crones. I have some awesome spoilers that I need to share with the Foreman thread peeps!!! That's fine, but please spoiler tag by changing the font color to white. Don't post spoilers without a warning. Also, if there is interest in starting up a discussion over said spoiler, take it over to the Spoiler Diiscussion Thread. Check out the Spoiler Policy for more information on this. I have a complaint! You think you have complaints? Oy, you don't even know the kind of stress I've been under lately! This heat is killing me! And don't get me started on work! OH! My sciatica! See how boring that is? Take it up with a mod or the individual (via PM). Most issues can be dealt with quietly and quickly in private. What other boring stuff should I know about before I grace you with my presence? - Check out the rules for the technical stuff. - On that note, ensure that you have read the Spoiler Policy. - Familiarize yourself with the board before you post. Don't read one page of messages and dive in, go back through a reasonable amount of the thread just to make sure you aren't opening old wounds or beating dead horses. - Don't be rude. Don't start flamewars. Don't give Tritter a reason to dedicate his next vacation to learning more about you. - Don't encourage participation in illegal activities. Breaking the law is bad. You don't want to be bad, do you? Don't copy entire articles into your post - post the source link. Don't offer downloads of shows, recordings or stuff like that. There are other places for that. Google is your friend. You talk a lot. Can you sum up the ways of this board without making my eyes glaze over from the too long; didn't read? Be a Good Ass Mother Liker
What is this place? A relaxed and groovy House message board put together by and for fans of House and all House related-stuff. This is a new and unique forum - we like to think of ourselves as special snowflakes, completely unique individuals in a sea of sameness bringing light to an otherwise humdrum world. Do join us and share with us what makes you special. Does the world really need another House message board? Research shows that love is all you need, but another House message board might inspire the spreading of love. So, it seems like a good idea, yes. House and Cameron are in love and should get married and have eighteen blue eyed babies. That's sounds...crowded. House has lived in the same tiny apartment for fifteen years and only recently got all his stuff right where he likes it. But, feel free to explain in great detail why the House/Cameron ship will circumnavigate the globe. But remember all ships must stick to their assigned shipping lanes, so no sea battles with other ships and stay on course, ie the House/Cameron thread. The HoYay and HetYay threads are also pretty good places to dock. House and Wilson are obviously in love and should have lots of hot man sex. Yes, yes they should. Feel free to share your graphic and detailed ideas about how this might play out in the HoYay thread or the House/Wilson thread or the House/Cuddy/Wilson thread if you think that Cuddy might enjoy a little fun. You're discriminating against my OTP! We here at House's House of Whining appreciate your concerns and promise that we are open to discussion of all possible pairings despite the fact that (with the exception of Cameron and Chase doing it everywhere all the time and House and Cuddy that one time) no one in House-land has sex with anyone ever. Really, what kind of mixed up, screwy world do they live in that Wilson can't get no satisfaction? All ships are welcome here. We do not discriminate. We may wonder what the hell you're thinking, but we won't try to stop you from thinking it. Can I start new threads? If the topic does not fit into any previously established thread, then yes. If you have any question as to whether or not the topic fits somewhere else feel free to PM a mod or other in-the-know type person. With regards to games in the Cafeteria, let's try not to start so many that the board gets cluttered. What kind of rules does this place have? House's House of Whining loves rules. Well, some of the people love rules. I love pie and beer (not necessarily at the same time.) If more people lived by the pie and beer life plan there would be less arguing. But everyone would probably be as lazy as I am. It's taken me 6 hours to write the first 370 words of this FAQ. Please read and familiarize yourself with the forum rules before posting. And send me a 12 pack from your local brewery. Do I have to wait for my application for membership in your fine club to be approved? Only as long as it takes for the email to makes its way through the various tubes on the Internet to your mailbox, my dear. No longer than that. There will be none of that messy "Application Review." You need only apply in order to become a part of our forum family. Inclusion is our middle name. I've forgotten my password! Try clicking on where it says: "I forgot my password" That's a good place to start. If you forgot your username and email address you might want to pursue some sort of medical intervention. OH HAI GUYZ! ME AND MY BFF JILL RLY TTTLY IS LIEK INTO HOUSE CHASE IZ DA SEXXORS! RITE? That's lovely. That's also what unlimited text messaging is for. You may not be banned for posting in 'net speak or txt talk or whatever it is you young people employ whilst dialoguing, but you will be ignored and/or given stern talkings to that will get very old very fast. Just like poor grammar and spelling. This isn't 8th grade English, but it isn't an AIM chatroom either. Some of the residents of House's House of Whining are old and cranky and do not understand your youthful ways. Please, consider the crones. I have some awesome spoilers that I need to share with the Foreman thread peeps!!! That's fine, but please spoiler tag by changing the font color to white. Don't post spoilers without a warning. Also, if there is interest in starting up a discussion over said spoiler, take it over to the Spoiler Diiscussion Thread. Check out the Spoiler Policy for more information on this. I have a complaint! You think you have complaints? Oy, you don't even know the kind of stress I've been under lately! This heat is killing me! And don't get me started on work! OH! My sciatica! See how boring that is? Take it up with a mod or the individual (via PM). Most issues can be dealt with quietly and quickly in private. What other boring stuff should I know about before I grace you with my presence? - Check out the rules for the technical stuff. - On that note, ensure that you have read the Spoiler Policy. - Familiarize yourself with the board before you post. Don't read one page of messages and dive in, go back through a reasonable amount of the thread just to make sure you aren't opening old wounds or beating dead horses. - Don't be rude. Don't start flamewars. Don't give Tritter a reason to dedicate his next vacation to learning more about you. - Don't encourage participation in illegal activities. Breaking the law is bad. You don't want to be bad, do you? Don't copy entire articles into your post - post the source link. Don't offer downloads of shows, recordings or stuff like that. There are other places for that. Google is your friend. You talk a lot. Can you sum up the ways of this board without making my eyes glaze over from the too long; didn't read? Be a Good Ass Mother Liker