The bitch that keeps on taking. Moose on a Jew.

"Like dreidels on a Christmas tree" House's couch

"You...might not want to sit exactly there." Chase's hair

"Pretty and witty and gay" Secret Santa

Also called "Secret Satan" Mocking House since 2004

The commercial for candy cane companies. The whiteboard markers

Chase doesn't get to use them The whiteboard

Foreman doesn't get to write on it House's harmonica

The loneliest organ in the greater Princeton area. Takes a lickin' keeps on tickin'!