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Taiga- 10-08-2007

I believe Wilson had to attempt the "swingers" alibi multiple times before he found Mrs. Not Interested because the first several women warmed up to him. :rofl: I believe that the "someone who made me feel funny...good" Wilson was referring to in 'Spin' was a woman we haven't seen in canon yet.

arizonamyrie- 10-08-2007

It may be funny to say "I believe that House is a Time Lord", but it doesn't belong here. So I'm definitely not allowed to state my theory (and others') that James Bond is a Time Lord? See, when I first read Taiga's post, I realized that Wilson's the Time Lord in this show, and Cuddy his companion. House is just their lab rat. I believe that Cameron grew up on a farm in Iowa or Ohio (can't choose), the eldest of three girls in the family, with lots of cousins around. She was also the first generation to go to college in her family. I believe that House and ENB have had sexual relations. I also believe that House will sleep with basically anything (but for legal/physical reasons can't), especially Wilson and Cuddy. And Foreman crushes on Cuddy.

Siriusly- 10-08-2007

Cameron-- Had an older brother. They had a little sister who died as a baby (See: "Maternity", S1). Not very close to her father. Talks to her mother very occasionally. Grew up in a suburb of a major city. Wilson-- "Someone who made me feel...funny...good" line: ALL ABOUT HOUSE. No one can convince me otherwise, except maybe RSL or David Shore if they ever cared to explain it in canon.

Taiga- 10-08-2007

It is canon that Cameron has an older brother, Siriusly, unless you were just clarifying the second part? So I'm definitely not allowed to state my theory that James Bond is a Time Lord? Actually that would explain a lot! I believe that Foreman's childhood wasn't the ghetto urban nightmare that he claims it was.

DIY Sheep- 10-08-2007

I believe that the costume monkeys are colour blind - or else see in black and white like dogs. I don't believe House does it on his own time because Wilson once said he earned a five figure salary and although he only has one patient a week House's billing practices must be astronomical - just judging on what I have heard about the American medical system. That and the fact he can do nothing but play his guitar for weeks on end and not get fired. I believe House would shag anyone that moves in a Captain Jack type of way (House really doesn't strike as the particularly uptight/stick to the code of the abode type guy). I believe House does call Wilson Jimmy more often than you think. I believe Wilson is probably more evil and amoral than House.

deelaundry- 10-08-2007

I don't believe House does it on his own time because Wilson once said he earned a five figure salary and although he only has one patient a week House's billing practices must be astronomical - just judging on what I have heard about the American medical system. That and the fact he can do nothing but play his guitar for weeks on end and not get fired. A five figure salary is less than $100,000, so for a department head/senior attending that would mean he's definitely not getting paid for full-time work. Median salary for a nephrologist in Princeton, NJ is about $235,000 according to salary.com

Hail the Random- 10-08-2007

I don't believe House does it on his own time because Wilson once said he earned a five figure salary and although he only has one patient a week House's billing practices must be astronomical - just judging on what I have heard about the American medical system. That and the fact he can do nothing but play his guitar for weeks on end and not get fired. A five figure salary is less than $100,000, so for a department head/senior attending that would mean he's definitely not getting paid for full-time work. Median salary for a nephrologist in Princeton, NJ is about $235,000 Well, he does only get one case a week...

Taiga- 10-08-2007

Wilson once said earned a five figure salary He did? When? Since we know that the ducklings earn half of what House makes, that really is lousy pay. Yeah HtR, in the Volger episode where he was trying to get House to fire a ducking to cut costs Cameron told House that if they all accepted a 17% pay cut they could afford to keep everyone for the same amount of money. When you work it out mathematically it means that the ducklings' salaries are 53% what House's is.

Hail the Random- 10-08-2007

The ducklings earn half of what House makes? Huh.

Bedawyn- 10-08-2007

It's been mentioned in at least one producer's interview I know of, and I've heard that LE has said it in an interview too, so it appears that it's canon for TPTB. Cool! At least that's one bit we don't have to worry about. But what I said still stands in general. :-) I believe that Chase has had even more drug experience than he's let on but has been clean for several years (and House knows it). I believe that House would happily attempt to make work a relationship with either Wilson or Cuddy if they approached him first, but that without some drastic change in circumstance, he's not going to make any first move that's not well disguised as a joke.

Taiga- 10-08-2007

But what I said still stands in general. Oh, of course. I believe that the writers have forgotten that Wilson has a missing brother, and that makes me :cry:

Sans Serif- 10-08-2007

I believe House did crew in college. I believe that before Rowan left the family he taught Chase chess. I believe House's dad hid his abusive punishments from House's mom. I believe Chase faked the phone call from his dad to House, and that is why House hired him. Cameron-- Had an older brother. They had a little sister who died as a baby (See: "Maternity", S1). Not very close to her father. Talks to her mother very occasionally. Grew up in a suburb of a major city. Ooh, Cam's dead sibling would fit nicely into my fanon. I've always wondered what her deal was in Maternity. Wilson-- "Someone who made me feel...funny...good" line: ALL ABOUT HOUSE. No one can convince me otherwise. Word. And I think it will never be specifically determined in canon so I can believe it forever and ever. I believe that House is bi and that he and Stacy used to joke about inviting Wilson for a threesome, but never actually did. I believe they did. Really! But it wasn't gay for Wilson because, y'know, there was a girl in the room. House was pleased with himself. Stacy was just really pleased. *leer* I believe that Wilson staying in that hotel is a metaphor for him being in the closet and won't move out until he comes out. Ditto. I believe Foreman was with his brother when he was doing the crimes, but his brother took the fall for both of them Me too! And I think Foreman talks himself into believing it was still his brother's fault. I believe that Foreman's mom was the more dominant parent in the family when he was growing up, and that he was closer to her than his dad. I think Foreman skipped church to go to the library. And I think Foreman thought his mom was smarter than his dad. I believe Cameron purchased something kinky for her antics with Chase before she showed up on his doorstep, and has since purchased much more. I believe Dr. Whitner and Cuddy knew each other in college, and that Whitner is gay. Despite that, I don't think Cuddy ever really "experimented" while she was at college (pity), but I believe Whitner was there to see Cuddy really come into her in own as a young woman. I believe Whitner doesn't work at PPTH anymore, but that she and Cuddy very occasionally keep in touch.

Taiga- 10-08-2007

I think Foreman thought his mom was smarter than his dad. Hey, I believe that it's canon that she IS! Honestly, I don't know if it's how the character was written or how the actor played him but I spend the first half of 'Euphoria II' wondering if he was supposed to be "slow".

Lully- 10-08-2007

I believe Wilson was there during the infarction. And he did nothing to prevent the surgery. And House knows that. I believe Cuddy was there too, but she wasn't House's doctor. As Stacy's friend she suggested the middle ground and that's why she feels so guilty.

Hail the Random- 10-08-2007

I believe Wilson was there during the infarction. And he did nothing to prevent the surgery. And House knows that. I believe Cuddy was there too, but she wasn't House's doctor. As Stacy's friend she suggested the middle ground and that's why she feels so guilty. Wilson WAS there.House's infarc. was 7 or 8 years ago and we konw that House and Wilson were friends longer than that. (As for not preventing it, ITA.)