(You did.) Granted. You're not dizzy. You're dead. I wish that that when I figured out that I'm the most well adjusted person in the house it wasn't the most discouraging thing I realized all day.

But I have finals to take! I can't die, that's like an irreversible medical condition!!! You can't continue in college DEAD! I wish that that when I figured out that I'm the most well adjusted person in the house it wasn't the most discouraging thing I realized all day. Granted. You realized you were the most sane as well, too bad you're running late to see your shrink! I wish my group members would get their acts together and help me on this project.

Granted. They do all the work and tell the teacher that you did nothing at all, so you don't get any credit. I wish my mom wasn't going to sign us up for family counseling. *grumble*

Granted, your mom wants to sign you up for mother-daughter counceling. I wish I had a plain black dress to wear to the night dance. (Just a plain black dress! Is that too much to ask, Mervyns? Huh? Is it?)

Granted. Its a nun's habit. I wish my husband would get home with dinner.

Doesn't that have the white bit with it? Granted, but dinner is dog food tonight. (Hey, it was on sale!) I wish my legs weren't so sore(and were still attacted to my body).

Granted- you are scheduled in for leg amputation, and will be come a drug addict because of all the morphine you will recieve. i wish my holiday homework would dissapear

Granted. Too bad the assignment is still due, even if the homework itself has ceased to exist. I wish that my roommates would clean up their messes.

The nun's clothes can be anywhere from all black to all white to a few colors mixed in depending on the order the woman belongs too. The strictest orders have more black/brown (some believe that the dark black is a luxury) and the summer colors of some orders are all wight. I even knew one whose order that were placed directly in the community and wore street clothes and could keep their own names. I wish I knew where my coffee mate creamer went. Granted. Check under witty pseudonymn's coffee creamer cozie in the fridge - if you can find that under its own cozie. I wish I had my own apartment.

Granted. It's in my closet. I wish that the person who pulled the fire alarm at 2AM last night (during FINALS WEEK, people) suffers a suitable punishment at the hands of everyone in the dorm.

Granted. He's the new anatomy cadaver, too bad you'll have to take anatomy to take out your revenge on him. I wish I was never sick or dizzy or both again, and lived as well. (no, I'm not asking for much).

Granted. You're missing both legs instead. I wish the CD I burned last night wasn't all scratched up.

Granted, it's split in two. I wish my friend would follow through when she says she'll do something.

Granted. But she does it so incompetently you wish she hadn't. I wish I get a perfect score on my final exam tomorrow.