Granted. But as soon as the bike is fixed I come along and steal it. I wish there were more plums in this world! :-)

Granted- but this wish confirms you are crazy and the little men in white coats come and take you away NEVA- you're NEVA getting the bike I wish wih would get their own bike and quite trying to steal mine :P

damn, I can't grant that, can I? ;-)

I wish I didn't enjoy school as much as I do. What a horrible thing to say!! A good education its the solid foundation one needs achieve one's highest potential and attain self-actualization. But if that is indeed your wish...... Granted. You hate school. You drop out and spend your days hanging out with the greasers and gear-heads smoking cigarettes all day in the vacant lot across from campus, move on to spending your time hanging out in the local beer-house, flip burgers for a living and learn to enjoy the taste of dog food when you are seventy and pushing all your possessions around in a shopping cart. For the love of God, stay in school! This public service announcement was brought to you by NPR, the AdCouncil and the National Endowment for the Arts. I wish I could get down off my soap-box.

Granted. But you quickly discover how dirty the world really is. So, when you go to get that soap box to clean it with, you discover someone has stolen it. You become as corrupt as everyone else and forget about the soap box except late at night when you can't sleep. I wish I was in a better mood today.

Dude! I write a Mary Sue!?!?!?!? *commits suicide to spare herself the shame* Onto the granting! Granted, but tomorrow and the next day will suck for you. I wish I just hadn't offed myself.

Granted. You "on'ed" yourself. Whatever the heck that means. I wish I hadn't given up carbs three days ago. I want a waffle.

Granted, but then you never made this wish, so then it doesn't get granted, so then you did give up carbs three days ago, then you make the wish again..... I wish I was richer than I am now.

Granted. Have a penny. I wish it would rain. (props to the Temps)

Granted. The state of Texas has plenty of rainfall that they'd like to send your direction. Say hello to Tropical Storm Erin! I wish I didn't have to keep my big toe wrapped in gauze for the next week.

Granted. Your big toe falls off entirely instead. I wish I had better fashion sense.

Granted. You have FANTASTIC fashion sense. Unfortunately, you also live in West Hollywood, which means that ALL of your money goes toward rent, and you have no money to spend on Melrose, Rodeo, or at the Beverly Center. Thrift store shopping abounds! I wish my nephew would get over this phase where he wants the same damn book read to him twelve times in a row.

GRANTED! He now wants you to read the same damn book to him thirteen times in a row. And the book is War and Peace. I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.

Granted. You can go to my two jobs for me instead - music teacher and CNA. At least you get to wear scrubs. I wish I could sleep between the hours of 10 pm and 3 am CST and that I was still in that time zone.