Granted. You go to sleep at 8 pm every night and get up at 7 am every morning. That's why you miss all the cool stuff happening on TV and the internet. So you can't keep up. I wish I didn't have to write exams in september.

Granted, you have to do them in December and get no holidays I wish my father in law wasn't asking me to look for a job for him

Granted. He expects you to support him for the rest of his life. I wish I didn't have to go observe more focus groups today.

Granted, the focus groups are observing you I wish it was the 21st so I could get Season 3 and the Serenity Special Edition DVDs

Granted. However, in the week that you missed, your bank account was mysteriously drained, and so when you swipe your debit card at Best Buy, it comes back declined, and you have a nervous breakdown in the middle of the store. I wish it wasn't hotter than the blazes of hellfire and damnation outside.

Granted. It's colder than the coldest winters of Princeton, New Jersey. With the industrial smell. I wish my brain wasn't centered on my nose today.

Granted. Your nose is centered on your brain. (It is! Really!!) I wish I could get into those classes I want this fall.

Granted, but it turns out they royally suck, you have ten page papers due everyday in each class and you have 600 point exams every other day in class. Bummer. I wish I could've done that study abroad thingy.

Granted, but the only one available was in Africa and you get dysentry and mono. Enjoy your semester abroad I wish the hubby would stop watch The Tick and take me to Best Buy Granted. However, in the week that you missed, your bank account was mysteriously drained, and so when you swipe your debit card at Best Buy, it comes back declined, and you have a nervous breakdown in the middle of the store. That's harsh man...and wholly likely

Granted. He stops watching "The Tick" because he has become a vegetable. Technically, you take him to Best Buy (because you are pushing him in his chair), but he also takes you to Best Buy with the money he recieved in the settlement from the mishap that put him in the chair to begin with. A horrible, horrible mishap, recounted by an ovian bootstrapper, Southeast Asian military, and an insomniac canine. God! I wish I could sleep!

Granted. You fall asleep and don't wake up until December 2012, by which time you will have missed all House episodes to come and there are no DVDs available anymore. I wish I had a bucket full of strawberries

Granted, they are also full of bees I wish I had a toasted sesame bagel with butter

Granted. But unfortunatly, after the first bite your hubby comes along and steals it from you. I wish I knew how to write the next paragraph on my new story.

Granted, but you're screwed when it comes to the paragraph after that. I wish I could at least think of a story to write.

Granted it is the Mary Suest story you ever written and the Interweb burns up with people MSTing it I wish the hubby would hurry up so we can get the bike fixed