Granted. She got the wrong size ones and refuses to get more until those are all dead. I wish I could be more creative with the corruptions.

Granted. But now you're so creative with them you go a bit overboard and now no one will talk to you. I wish my Monday kids weren't crazy and actually paid attention in class.

Granted. The stare at you so intently that you are creeped out and have to leave the job. I wish my new lamps would assemble themselves.

Granted. But they are actually transformers and once assembled, transform into evil spider lammp-bots and wrap you in their cord-web. ------------ I wish there was a really, really good movie on tv right now.

Granted. But the censorship folks were all over it like House on macademia nut pancakes, and it's been cut down to about 45 minutes. I wish my roommates would stop leaving me to take care of their cats.

Granted. They leave the cats to take care of you. I wish I could ace my anthropology exam without studying.

Granted. But the computer eats the results and the exam has to be retaken and since you didn't study and the wish was only good for one use, sorry, you fail. -------- I wish that if the writers strike isn't settled soon, Hugh gets to go home and finish Paper Soldier, and if it the strike is settled soon, we get a full season of fabulous House episodes and he finishes Paper Soldier next summer.

I think you snuck two wishes in there! I'll grant them both. HL finishes 'Paper Soldier', but it completely sucks and his fans lose all respect for him as a result. I wish that CIA chick hadn't taken up House's offer to join his team.

Granted. House decides to join the CIA instead. "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" type plotlines follow. I wish I hadn't eaten the last of the brownies.

Granted. You at my brownies, and now, my mother is mad at you because she likes my brownies. I wish I could skip this undergraduate junk and jump into the graduate nursing program (or any graduate program and be guaranteed a job).

Granted, but you fail because ironically that undergrad stuff was actually important (hang in there :) I wish I knew enough Korean to guarantee the motor oil I bought for my bike was the right stuff

Granted. It's because you're Korean yourself - NORTH Korean. I wish that The Simpsons' artists had done a better job drawing House, it doesn't look much like him.

Granted, it looks so much like him that there is an international Hugh is Dead conspiraracy that overtakes any other media mentions that House gets. I wish Da Hubby hadn't now decided to do something I wanted to do four damn days ago(which also has to do with the bike)

Granted. The artists did a fantastic job drawing House, but the Jack Bauer drawing got jealous and took him out before anyone could see him. I wish I magically had an extra weekend day so I wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Granted. You have unlimited weekend days because you've been fired. Granted. She got the wrong size ones and refuses to get more until those are all dead. Oddly enough, that's what happened. I wish my mom had gotten me a four-pack of Duracell or Energizer AAA batteries for my MP3 player.