Granted, you have a gallon of it and someone just emptied that whole gallon right over your head. I wish I didn't have to go groceryshopping after work.

Granted. A piano falls on your head and now there's no need for groceries. I wish my coworker would quit sucking up to my boss and dissing the rest of us.

Seems we share a coworker.... Anyway, granted! You do all the sucking-up yourself, end up hating yourself for it and in need of therapy. I wish my cat didn't chew on my internet-cable.

I wish my cat didn't chew on my internet-cable. Granted. You chewed on it. How ya gonna explain that one, huh? I wish my coworker would quit sucking up to my boss and dissing the rest of us. I wish I knew why I read that as "dissecting."

Granted. It's because you have a creepy coworker who you think is going to dissect you if you stop paying attention. I wish I was immune to colds and allergies.

Granted. Have fun with the bubonic plague. I wish the supervisor of the forum where I'm mod told me he already cleaned the forum four hours before the scheduled time. Just spent hours of frantically moderating for nothing! :evil:

Granted. But then WWIII erupts on your forum, and you're the only one there to take care of it. I wish my abdomen would be quiet. It sounds like an angry Shih Tzu.

Granted. It now sounds like a quiet, angry duck. I wish that I had seen the kid in the shadow of the tree before my dog started barking at him and nearly gave me a heart attack.

Granted. Seeing the kid really did give you a heart attack. I wish I was less stressed.

Granted. (I really can't bring myself to corrupt that. I wish I was less stressed too.) Oh, fine. Granted, but you have more work to do. So while you aren't stressing, everyone else around you is. One strangles you for some reason. I wish I didn't feel like I had a fever.

Granted, you not only feel like it, you actually have one! I wish it wasn't so cold *shivers*!

Granted you also got a fever I wish my co-workers would quit stealing our music discs

Granted. They steal your jobs. I wish the blinds would work so I could actually see what I'm typing.

Granted, but then they fall down and there's a horrid glare on your screen for the rest of eternity. I wish that we didn't have to do stupid 'president's fitness challenge' in PE.

Granted, you have to do the govener's state fitness challenge. For the rest of eternity. I wish that someone hadn't just commented what they did on my Wilson_fest entry. (Wow. This is one of the worst fics I've ever read. Including the badfic part of MSTs. What are you, 10? Because it looks like a 10-year-old wrote this.)