I wish I could beat HTR to the wishes for once! Ha! Looks like I granted it to myself, since my granting of her wish is above her request to have that wish granted!! WHEEE! I wish it would cool off tomorrow.

Granted. –40ºC. Fun. I wish I coul understand RN's explination of how she granted her wish.

Granted. It had something to do with a time-weft. Or was it a time-warp? I'm not sure I understand it myself. Understand? I wish I hadn't decided not to have a drink tonight.

Granted. You decide to have 100 drinks. Of vodka. I wish that my head didn't itch and It wasn't in pain or not there.

Granted. But this is because you have lost all neural function above the neck, and can neither see nor hear the new House season. :cry: I wish I didn't have to leave and go to bed soon. I am having fun :) Granted. You decide to have 100 drinks. Of vodka. And how did you know my plan?? Are you spying on me??!

Granted, but because of this you can never sleep again and will die in 11 days. Bummer. I wish I could sneak home with Laura.

Granted. But instead of your parents catching you, Greg House is standing on your front porch with a pair of vinyl gloves and a smirk. I wish I worked at a hospital instead of a nursing home.

Oh crud....and to think I was just going to try and sneak a free ride to Australia. Granted. But you're stuck in the old fart ward of the hospital. I wish I could find the man of my dreams.

Granted. But you're stuck in the old fart ward of the hospital. Actually, one of the units where I work is in said hospital. I'm in the fourth unit a patient would see - and where they officially become "residents." And I like old people. I wish I could find the man of my dreams. Granted. He's standing on your front porch with a pair of vinyl gloves and a smirk. Enjoy your dream physical! I wish I could see the meteors tonight - which is why I'm hyped up on too much caffeine and wide awake.

Granted. You see the meteors. Especially the one coming RIGHT AT YOU!!!! EEEEEEEEEEK! I wish that I could get up off my lazy fanny and accomplish something today.

Granted. You accomplish bugging me like the nurse who called and just woke me up did. I wish I wasn't such a crabby-pants when I get woken up early by idiots who don't know how to use a phone directory. Or does that give me rights to be a crabby-pants.

It gives you every right to be a crabby-pants. But it is your wish to not be, so... Granted. You become sunshine and puppies and everybody's favorite "go to" gal, such that your phone rings incesantly and you are never able to get any sleep again, ever. Of course, this turns you into a crabby-pants. Catch-22!! I wish that I couls get my printer to work properly.

Granted. We swap places and you can answer the phone here every five minutes. The good news is that there's coffee, the bad news is the phone. Have fun with that. And, your corruption actually happened too. I wish I could get the phone to stop ringing off the hook today.

Granted, it's broken. It was also the day the Publisher's Clearing House was trying to confirm you were home. You just lost 10 million dollars. I wish the hubby would bring the bike into the shop already.

Granted. But then it just sits there, completely ignored. I wish (hope?) my senior year of college goes smoothly.