Granted. But this is because your cat has died of napthalene poisoning and you need to get the exterminator out to your house before you do, too. I wish my husband would leave me the frick alone, already, and go mow the lawn.

Granted. Your husband becomes obsessed with lawn care, and spends every evening and weekend working on, thinking about, and discussing ways to maximize the lawn's potential. He joins several message boards devoted to the topic and surfs them whenever it's too dark or rainy to work on the lawn. This ties up the family computer so that you cannot come here. I wish...there was a good bookstore nearer my house.

Granted. A bookstore with everything you want opens up, but their stuff is so good the prices are twice as high as anywhere else and you blow you credit limit on books, and get a bad credit rating that follows you for the rest of your life. I wish somebody else would wash the pile of dishes I have in the kitchen.

Granted. House shows up to do it, but he hates washing dishes so, instead, he throws them all out the window. I wish House were filmed in the NY area in front of a live audience.

Granted. But there's a six-year waiting list for tickets. I wish Jesse Spencer was back in Australia for a break, got lost in my suburb and had to ask me for directions.

Granted. But you don't have an answer for him, so he flips his hair in disgust at you and vows to never enter your town again. I wish my Crimson Maple out front wasn't sick and going to die.

Granted. It's not going to die, it's already dead. I wish...my job wasn't so far away from my house.

Granted. It's IN your house. You can never escape. Your life is 24/7 work! Enjoy! I wish my kitten inflicted scratches didn't keep getting wildly infected.

Granted. They get subtly infected so that yuo die wthout a moment's notice. I wish I had more water in my water bottle.

Granted. Your kitten inflicts scratches that are captivatingly infected. OOps. Too late. I wish I had more water in my water bottle. Granted. You now have four more molecules of water. Enjoy those. I wish I could get into the classes I forgot to register for this fall.

Granted. Half the people who did register dropped the classes after the first day, because it was obvious that the teachers were sadistic lunatics who would torture and flunk everyone. You added the classes on the last day of the drop/add period, so now you're stuck with them. Enjoy! I wish...I didn't have so much trouble coming up with wishes.

Granted. They come easy to you. Unfortunatly there are so many wishes you want to wish that your brain imploads from trying to think of which one to use. I wish my warp was set up.

Granted. Your life becomes so horrible that you have lots of wishes. You wish for food. You wish for water. You wish that you could draw one more breath of air........ I wish that my dog would stop being such a pansy and go outside by himself without a chaperone (seriously, he could hold it for days if no one went out with him. Often I turn him out into the yard, and when he barks to come in again he asks to go out again right away. When I then go out with him, he takes a big crap. Turns out he was cowering by the door the whole time :roll: ) Dang it, HTR! You beat me again!! :lol:

I wish my warp was set up. Granted. But you have no weft. :? I wish I could beat HTR to the wishes for once! :lol:

Granted. Your dog is so brave about being outside he packs a doggie-bag and runs away. (Sorry...) My old wish still up.