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Hail the Random- 09-06-2007

Granted. But now being a Wraith queen has no significance Anymore. We worship pill bugs. I wish that I had a better pen.

JenButterfly- 09-06-2007

Granted, but the pen becomes obsolete with technology advances. And somebody else can make a wish, I'm quite happy hiding out in my hive ship, sucking the lives out of people. No matter if I'm significant or not.

wihluta- 09-07-2007

Jen: LOL - if you're a Wraith Queen, then I'll get Shep and McKay and the rest of the team to chase you and blow up your ship. But you do get to see some nice McShep kissing before you die (if that's what you're into) ;-) And I wish I could get House and Wilson to visit Atlantis.

JenButterfly- 09-07-2007

Oh!!! McShep!!! *drools* Granted. House and Wilson go to Atlantis and we get to watch big orgy with Shep, Wilson, House, and McKay( who is the hottest nerd eva!!) Sorry, no way am I corrupting that wish! I wish I had some popcorn...er... damn Wraith queens can't eat popcorn. OK Ok I wish I had some lives to munch on as I watch the orgy action!

wihluta- 09-07-2007

YAYs! to McShep/H-W orgy! Do you know about the gate_house com over at LJ? It's a place to share the love for House and SGA. :-) okay, back to the topic: Granted. You get a bunch full of people on your ship, but it turns out they're all imune to the feeding process (some strange mutation-whatever) I wish I had time to write that novel I've got in my head.

romanshoes- 09-08-2007

Granted. You achieve this by taking all the time I have to write. I go after you with a pickax. I wish I wasn't fangirling over old *NSYNC.

Hail the Random- 09-08-2007

Granted. You're fangirling over the song I wrote. Everyone thinks you're completely nuts because it COMPLETELY SCUKS!! I wish that I could think of a cool icon to make.

Hibernia- 09-09-2007

Granted (well, it is granted, you do have a cool icon!), and now the whole world wants it and steals it and no-one knows you made it anymore. I wish I was more disciplined with chores.

Hail the Random- 09-09-2007

Thanks, Hibernia! Granted. But suddenly, you get them done. And then people want you to do more. And you get those done. And poeple want you to do more. And you get those done... I wish I had some Neufschatel cheese to make crepes with. (Dad bought a crepe maker and I finally learned how to use it!)

Hibernia- 09-09-2007

You're welcome, HTR! Granted, but the cheese had gone bad, you didn't notice, and everyone gets sick eating the crepes. I wish could trick someone into driving me to the vet with my two cats.

Hail the Random- 09-09-2007

Granted, but then they trick you into jumping off of a 10 story building. You survive, but have fun being in a body cast of the next 6 months! I wish I could find the sissors.

Hibernia- 09-09-2007

Granted, but then you promptly loose what you were gonna use them on. I wish I had wireless internet.

Hail the Random- 09-09-2007

Granted. But your computer doesn't work. Like, at all. Forever. I wish I could make a cool HOUSE-REALTED icon.

Paraoptomistic- 09-09-2007

Granted, but your internet goes out so you can't use it. I wish I didn't have to suffer through 9 hours of football today.

Hail the Random- 09-09-2007

Granted. Instead it's 10 hours. Fun. I wish I didn't have to go put away the dishes.