Granted. All the buses and trains are taken off the network, and you can't borrow anybodies car, so you can't get to uni fullstop. I wish that I could keep awake in history, so on the (extremely possible) chance that I fail, I can hopefully get some extra credit.

Granted. You now are completely unable to sleep at any time and slowly go insane. I wish my average was as high as it was last semester.

Granted. Too bad your average was 0.01. I wish the stuff on my mind had an easy yet socially acceptable solution.