Granted you're so chill you don't study and you don't get into any colleges. I wish it would start raining already

Hahaha! Jokes on you, Trooper. I'm already -in- college. *sticks tongue out*

GRANTED- You Slack off so much you don't graduate from college and default on any loans you take out BAHAHAHAHAHA nenners :P

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to finish school!! *sob sob emo sob*

I wish it would start raining already Granted. You live in the midwest where it's been raining for several days and won't stop until at least Thursday. I wish I didn't have allergies.

Granted! You have herpes, instead. I wish I had a mildly okay sleep schedule.

Granted, but Hugh Laurie's car breaks down in front of your house while you're sleeping. It gets towed away right as you wake up. I wish I had some waffles.

Granted. You also have a gluten allergy, so your entire face swells up and you die. I wish the ground outside wasn't so sodden it feels like I am walking on a bog (and the bogs are, of course, completely flooded by now).

Granted. The ground dries out and now all brush life dries. I wish I could find something to do.

Granted: your season 3 dvds just arrived & you settle down for a marathon viewing session. Unfortunately the DVDs are damaged & the only eps watchable are OD,OR & W&D. I wish it would stop raining.

Granted: It stops raining and starts to snow. Everyone in the world freezes to death. I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

Granted. You have to do mine. Enjoy three science labs at once! I wish I had the time for the CNA job.

Granted, but you don't have time for sleeping. Have a good 11 days! I wish I didin't have to go babysit.

You don't, they're YOUR kids and you can't find a sitter. For all 6 of them, and they are JUST LIKE YOU!! Muhahaha! I wish I had something good to read.

But...but I'm only 13. Are you meaning to tell me I had sex before I got to 8th grade, and I had sextuplets?! Hee. Granted. It's a list of every single thing you should do before your life is over. It's so long, that to only thing you manage to do on the list before you die is read the enitre list. I wish that the above made sense.