Granted, however you cannot sleep for the next week as you have taken waaay to many caffene pills to counteract the sleepyness. I wish my cold would go away.

Granted. You now have the flu. Watch out for those pills! ;) I wish my brother would get over his persecution complex.

Granted... he now has a massive phobia of people critizising him, and starts running around screaming if anyone does. I wish my friggin' huge stack of english homework would shrivell up in a hole and die already.

Granted, but that doesn't mean that you don't still have to do it. I wish my teeth didn't hurt so much.

Granted. All your teeth just fell out. I wish it wasn't so hot.

Granted, it's the new Ice Age. I wish that I had a really big bandaid.

Granted. It's now snowing. I wish I had another glorious day off.

Granted, a hurricane comes along and ruins your day. I wish I didn't need to go back to school on Monday, and have a whole extra week of holidays. :(

Granted. You don't need to go back to school, but you do anyways and get arrested for breaking and entering. I wish I had more iTunes credits.

Granted, but your iPod just spontaneously went up in flames. I wish I could start my new job next week instead of Sept. 1.

Granted. This week was the last time you'll ever have a whole week off until you retire. I wish my toe would get better already.

Granted. Your toe's all better. You do now have pneumonia. I wish my neighbour would stop coming by all the time.

Granted, your neighbor randomly breaks into your house now. I wish I had something substantial for lunch.

Granted, but they take so long you were probably better off hand delivering them. I wish my cough would go away already. The medicine has stopped working.