(And how do you know so much about I-25?) A good friend of mine is from the Independent People's Republic of Boulder. I wish Yahoo would work for once with MSN Granted. However, none of the other search engines do. I wish my RAZR hadn't quit working.

Granted: Your RAZR works, but is now a huge mutant robot phone that kills the world. I wish it wasn't so cold where I live.

Granted. Now it's ridiculously hot and ther's NO LEMONADE TO BE FOUND!!!!!!!! I wish I could get going on the next chapter to my fic.

Granted and going and going and going and never ending. I wish JB would send me her address so I can send out this package.

Granted, but she gets evacuated from her house for saying, "Good morning" to a person who works near there, because the person sets up a scandal where it looks like Jen was trying to kill children with baseball bats. The DVDs get lost in the empty house. I wish I have 3 AAA batteries.

Granted. But it turns out you were mistaken. You need AA batteries. And the store is sold out of those. I wish my camera battery wasn't dead.

Granted. It's alive! It's ALIIIIVE! BWAHAHAHAHA!! And it eats your head. I wish I had a spoon.

Granted. But it is so old it has a hole worn through it and you dribble soup down your front. I wish my dog weren't so wet (it is raining)

Granted. Your dog shakes all of the rainwater in his coat off on your clean carpet, and he's now nice and dry. Your carpet, however, is soaked. I wish the wattlebird in the tree outside my window would shut up. (they have a very harsh squawk-squawk as their call.)

Granted, but another one starts up. I wish I had a better eraser.

darn it, I think you've succeeded. I can hear another one answering him now. Granted, but now all your pencils have suddenly vanished. You have nothing to erase. I wish I had Hugh Laurie's autograph.

Granted, it's a forgery I wish the hubby would bring the Noodle Punk back, I wanna ride

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair and on fire. I wish I had better earphones.

Granted. Unfortunately, you have become deaf. I wish I had gotten a job before school starts.

Granted, but now your grades start to suffer and you have to repeat a year. I wish I could chill out about my last year of school starting tomorrow.