Granted. It has been outside for three days. You get sick and die. :cry: I wish it would warm up. (and just a few days ago I was wishing it would cool down. Bitch, bitch, bitch!!)

Good job on granting my wish, Hail. You handled it nicely

*bows*It's what I do best. Granted. 120ºC! We're all toast. I wish I could draw better.

Granted! You draw so good that we're in awe and you sell your art for millions. Unfortunately you don't share and your soap!opera family disowns you. I wish HtR would hurry up so I can see Soap!Me

Oh, shut up. I'm doing the best I can. Granted. It''s a stick figure with a T-shirt on. I wish I could find my pencil lead.

Ohhh, stick figures! Granted, but your markers dry out. I wish HtR wouldn't be so picky with the names I picked out for her. Honestly, I'm evil, not a baby name generator.

Granted, but as soon as I take the name you said, you don't like it. But I will not be moved! You beg me to change it becuase it sounds like nails on a chalkboard to you! I wish that I wasn't such a screwup.

Granted. And I'm not corrupting that because you deserve to know that you're not a screw up. I wish HtR had more confidence

Granted. Did you see the four horsemen, the rain of fire and the end of days, too? I wish people would stop telling me not to be so miserable.

Granted. They tell you to be cheery wich annoys you just as much. I wish I could peel myself away from the net long enough to go to bed.

Granted, but you catch African sleeping sickness. I wish that I could think of a good name for my soap!character.

Granted. But the name is so good that everyone gets jealous of you and stops following your soap. I wish I knew where I was.

Granted. You're in the 9th circle of hell. I wish that you would all go watch Potter Puppet Pals in The Mysterious Ticking Noise.

Granted. Oh my God!! I am in the 9th circle of hell! (and I could have sworn that was the one with the snot-rags and rug-rats.) I wish Dante hadn't made up the hell-circle BS.

Granted, but now many people are mad at you for destroying their favourite literature. I wish Yahoo would work for once with MSN