Granted, but now you miss him. (who's Palmetto?) I wish, nay hope that my fic I'm writing turns out to be a good one. *is a worry wart*

Granted, but now you miss him. (who's Palmetto?) Oh, that's not likely to happen. Palmettos are water roaches. They are big two to three inch long roaches and I hate them very much. Granted- it is so good every fic you write after it pales in comparison I wish my in-laws weren't slobs

EW!! BUGS!!!!! And good job on the granting :wink: And granted. But they're so propper now that they you're a slob in comparison and they call you out on it constantly. I wish my mom goes for the plan TrooperCam and I have.

Granted. Your mom goes for it. Unfortunately, man plans, God laughs, and all that. Enjoy the practical application of the Chaos Theory! I wish I had a secret code that let me get 87 octane unleaded gas for free.

Granted. Only now your car doesn't run on 87 octane unleaded gas.... I wish I would stop fighting with Mick.

Granted, and now he's in love with you and is a crazy stalker. OOOOO scary! My sister told me she wishes she had a wheel barrow filled with lucky charms.

Granted, only it's not the cereal that it is full of. I wish I was cooler.

Granted. But you get so much cooler that you're now cold and die of hypothermia. I wish I had a nickle for everytime I say I hate school.

Granted. You have so many nickels that you have to have a tractor-trailer to transport them. One day, coming down I-25, you lose control and jackknife. Nickels are spilled everywhere from Denver to Colorado Springs, creating massive chaos. I wish my car had warp drive.

Granted, but the nickel spill is so great that not evern warp drive will help you. (And how do you know so much about I-25?) I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but then you don't have time to wonder how people know so much about nickels and I-25. I wish i could think linearlly.

Granted, but now that's the only way you can think. Every time you need groceries, you become obsessed with sorting out your grocery list so that the items match the layout of the store, thus allowing you to move through the supermarket in a single-line pass. It takes you three hours to get ready to shopping, and your social life withers away. I wish my kids were old enough to pack their own lunches.

Granted. Your fridge will never have food in it again. I wish it would quit raining.

Granted. But it never rains again and you suffer with a drought for the rest of your life. SUCK FOR YOU!!!! I wish 407, Hail the Random, GG, me, and all the rest from the HoYayers thread could have a -real- soap opera! *go read from about page 14 on to understand what I'm talking about*

Granted.*wimpers, cuz I don't want to corrupt this* Granted, but it gets cancelled after one episode, and House, who liked it, commits murder of the people who run the TV channel it aired on. He goes to jail, and no more House. I wish I had a pudding cup.