Granted, but they reliably stand you up. I really, really, really wish I didn't have a gynecologist appointment at 8:30 tomorrow morning.

Wh-hoo! 100 pages of corruption! ...That came out wrong. Granted. You have a gynecological appt. right now. You're right there, and surfing HHoW in the middle of it. Which has to be kind of awkward. I wish that Sherilyn's parents weren't having some business dinner tonight.

Awkward, but hilarious to picture. Granted. They're having an orgy. You're invited. (sorry...mind in weird place) I wish the things that take half an hour to download actually worked once I got them.

Granted. They're all viruses. I wish I could stop wasting time and actually get some work done.

By the way, love the icon Witty! I can relate to it on so many levels. Granted. You get to finish my work. Your work is still waiting. I wish that lab today were optional as it's my only class and my lab parter was the one to get me sick in the first place.

Thanks! Eye lasers are so important to me... Granted. The lab is optional, but the class that started an hour isn't, and the test they gave constituted 90% of your final grade. Failure is imminent. I wish that I actually could wake up when my alarm goes off, not after half an hour of snooze alarm abuse.

Granted. You set alarm for 3 a.m., by the way. I wish I had the energy to get up and straighten my hair.

Granted. They're not your friends though! I wish I didn't stink so bad at basketball. (class split in half and teams had to get 51 shoots in the basket- teammakes taking turns and I scored 0 or 1)

Granted. You're so amazing that you become a prima-donna-like figure within the realm of school basketball, and soon everyone hates your snobby attitude and disowns your very existence. I wish I could get over this crush.

Granted, but it's only because they break both your arms and push you into a dumpster. I wish the red streaks in my hair had stayed.

Granted. Too bad your soccer coach wants them out. I wish this new med didn't make me sick to my stomach and that it actually worked.

Granted. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, tiredness, congestion, inflammation, rash, increased blood pressure, decreased blood pressure, uncontrolled bowel movements, rectal bleeding, hallucinations, speaking in tongues, psychosis, head asplosion, and death. Do not combine with alcohol, other medications, saliva, or oxygen. I wish I didn't have class tomorrow.

Granted. You have a Death Match tomorrow. I wish my dog would play with me.

Granted. Don't like the chew-your-appendages-off game? Too bad. I wish I had a new camera (functional and not stolen or radioactive).

Granted, but you accidentally drop in in the toilet and it doesn't work anymore. I wish I had a new camera for Washington DC.