Granted. Only that somebody is Lisa Edelstien. I wish I had a white board like Dr. House's

Granted, but you don't have any markers. I wish my beta'er would get back to me because I'm impatient like that.

Granted. Your beta writes back to say your story's terrible, and not worth editing. I wish I was six inches taller.

*is to sad to grant*

I'm sorry, did I make a mistake of some kind? I certainly didn't mean to cause any offense. , and if I did I apologise.???

Oh heavens no!!! You played the game perfectly. I was just messing with you. And as for your wish... Granted, but you hit your head on everything and believe me, that sucks. I wish I wasn't such a nervous nelly.

Granted. You are now so brave you pick fights in bikie bars, and spend so much time in ER departments you know all the paramedics on a first-name basis. :D I wish I could afford to fly business class.

Granted, but the fish poisons you. I wish my kitchen cleaned itself. (Lame, but this is too much fun just to watch.)

Granted. But sadly, like all robots, it goes crazy and murders you. We'll miss you! I wish I didn't need to get a tetanus shot.

Granted. you get tetanus instead and die. We'll miss you too! I wish the fourth season of House will have the full fledged return of the fellows, and not some dinky once in a while guest appearances.

Granted. But House decides he's had enough and takes an over-dramatic leap off his balcony. I wish I could drive a bobsled.

I wish I could drive a bobsled. Granted - unfortunately there's no snow, so you can't get any where. I wish I could take a month's vacation.

Granted. Unfortunately, while you're gone they realize they can get along just fine without your position being filled so they e-mail you, saying you shouldn't bother coming back. I wish I could take a week's vacation.

Granted. You can take a week's vacation... and a month's vacation... and a year's vacation... you're fired, after all. I wish I hadn't been in the process of moving when this forum started... then maybe I could've been a department head too. Oh well.

Granted, but you are mad that you are in your old house and frankly there is no satifsying you :P *note* been here since beginning, also not a DH if it makes you feel better. I wish the Palmetto had not decided to make his presence known