Granted, it starts tomorrow I wish it would hurry up and rain

Granted. Do you have an ark handy, though? Because you're lookin' at rain from now until September 25th. That's 40 days, just in case. I wish I hadn't cut my finger open with a hammer earlier. I mean, seriously. Who the hell cuts themselves with a hammer?

Granted. You cut your finger off with a saw. Hope you got ice and a quick way to the ER! I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted. Although now you need to find a place to keep him... I wish I had a pet dragon named Hedwig.

Granted, but you know how dragons are...all cute when they are little and burning you house down when they get older Did I use this one already? if I did, well, I still want it. I wish my motorcycle helmet would get here already

gRanted, only it is in pieces. I wish I had my own car.

Granted it's also in pieces :) Hey, I just made Resident-cool I wish it was less cold in this room

Granted. Now it's melting hot. I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but you suddenly develop an allergic reaction to it and die. Bummer. I wish I could get to the next level/post thingy on these boards! And I wish I was told about this place soone. In one week I feel like I've missed out.

Granted. But then you discover that there are levels beyond that, so your satisfaction is fleeting. You spend the rest of you life chasing elusive happiness. I wish my husband's hand would heal OK.

Granted. It heals perfectly, but then you get the bill. I wish it wasn't too late to call in sick to work tonight. I'm on the leading edge of a sinus infection and haven't slept in two weeks. At least my nose is too plugged to smell the nursing home tonight.

Granted, only you don't get sick. I wish my internet was like normal internet....

Granted. Then you discover that "normal Internet" means getting bombarded with porn pop-ups 24/7. I wish I had something to do today.

Granted. Toilet scrubbing until midnight! I wish it weren't going to rain all weekend so I could go ride my new (to me) motorbike. <did I do that right?>

<so totally did! Welcome!> Granted! But the bike runs out of oil and breaks down. Ha, sucks for you!!!! I wish somebody would go review my new fic.